If you don't understand: It's supposed to mimic (or could very well be) someone submitting a ytmnd while intoxicated. The humor is based off of this premise and the motif of random quips. The humor can also be found in the fact that the drunk author could have attempted to make a serious ytmnd, much like the "Unfunny Truth About..." ytmnd's, but was too drunk to complete it and was probably cracking up the whole time while he pieced random bits together in an attempt to mock them.
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