Duezce's recent comments:

November 3rd, 2009
Also, had another bike stolen last month. N*gg* follows me wherever I go.
November 3rd, 2009
This is just a post so that the knowyourmeme.com people know that I am both the Duezce on YTMND and the Duezce on their site. I almost always either use Duezce or Straight Edge Phil as a screen name. And no, I have nothing to do with that YouTube prick Philip Defranco, "sxephil".
April 27th, 2009
Thanks. It was some sort of inside joke or something, I said it and everyone laughed so I made this.
April 27th, 2009
Thank you kindly.
April 27th, 2009
Old friend.
April 27th, 2009
For the record, I'vee had two and a half bikes stolen over time, and still only ride bikes ironically.
April 27th, 2009
I lol'd. Thank you.
April 27th, 2009
I don't know, I did a voice. It's how you do any voice.
April 27th, 2009
Racist jokes =\= racism. A white douchebag is just as bad as a black douchebag.
April 27th, 2009
Yes, yes I am. And I have a beard.
September 11th, 2008
While Atlas is a great song, I wish people would acknowledge the rest of the album. Battles FTW.
February 11th, 2007
Alright, the original was funny. This one's just beautiful.
February 11th, 2007
Little known fact; she's actually a phoenix.
February 11th, 2007
For the record, I'm not a racist. I just thought it was a funny picture. If you can't tell a joke in front of someone that might be offended by it, you have no right to tell it. Love it or hate it, you've all made me happy since 2004. Bitches.
September 10th, 2006
I throw elephants.
September 9th, 2006
On on the site ?(nsfw) Strokin'
I might admit that your site (created over a YEAR AFTER mine) inspired me if it becomes true in some way. I love your Strokin' site, it is one of my personal favorites, but to take credit for inspiring NSMB is a douche thing, and a lie. I even make it known that I didn't make the image. I put NSMB on YTMND before anyone else, and used my own voice. I started the fad on this website, and you didn't. Don't turn this into a flame war, I really love your site too much to start sh*t.
September 9th, 2006
On on the site ?Elephant Toss
The Protector was a brutal Muay-Thai movie, and this scene made me laugh until I felt the urge to kill midgets. The creator of the NSMB fad approves. !!!
January 1st, 2006
Someone in a chat room claimed they made this the other day. Fun fact: I almost always use the screen name Duezce. www.myspace.com/duezce
September 24th, 2005
Oh my God. I see a new fad emerging! Batman's better, but this is hilarious too.
September 24th, 2005
On on the site ?nigga stole my rave.
That guy's so disturbing.
September 24th, 2005
On on the site ?lol, venom.
Dat bitch 'gon be late to work.
September 24th, 2005
Yay for Anal c*nt!
September 10th, 2005
I love how b00n shows up out of nowhere and acts like an ass, unprovoked.
September 8th, 2005
e. It was an awesome Power Rangers bike. \m/
September 8th, 2005
e of my AIM screen names; xhardxcorexphilx (It's a joke, mocking the overuse of x's in the Hardcore 'scene;' don't think I'm stupid like that.). I have no life so I'm always on. Thanks again, Duezce. My bike really was stolen once, when I was fiv
September 8th, 2005
te it, you've still seen it and given it your time. For this, I am very grateful. I am mentioned on Wikipedia because of you guys. I appreciate everything and just wanted to express my gratitude. Because I'm awesome like that, I'll even give you all on
September 8th, 2005
e somebody else's joke. It's been more than a year, and people still view, comment, and parody this. My voice has raped classical music, I have been a techno song, there is even a live action video. This is incredible. To all, whether you love it, or ha
September 8th, 2005
Thanks to everyone that has viewed this since July of last year. I really had no clue that this'd be seen by more than a dozen or so people. I find it amazing that over a year after I recorded an audio clip of myself and used an uncredited picture to mak
July 20th, 2005
On on the site ?Brady Peppers
Love this like you love n*gg* Stole My Bike. Or else.