EvilTurkey1021's recent comments:

June 13th, 2008
Kinda funny, but I did see it coming from a mile away.
March 11th, 2008
February 24th, 2008
Now Gordon Freechman is thinking in portals.
February 24th, 2008
Sh*t was SO cash
February 24th, 2008
On on the site ?DOOM Fanfiction Redux
I liked the Lost flashback sound effects.
February 16th, 2008
Side effects of prolonged exposure to COAKIS include Parkinson's.
January 25th, 2008
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January 21st, 2008
I think Half-Life is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins, and doesnt afraid of anything
January 21st, 2008
Did anyone else see someone with the last name of Nedivi in the credits, in all caps so it looked like "NEDIVI". I was thinking, OMG, subliminal NEDM.
January 15th, 2008
/\ Depends where you are in Alaska. I'm in Anchorage, which is a few hundred miles below the Arctic circle, and days are 20 hours long in June. Flipside is, we get 4 hours of daylight in December.
December 26th, 2007
On on the site ?Ron Paul 2008
Ron Paul supporters are getting so annoying, the thought of how hard he's going to lose in the primaries brings a smile to my face.
September 13th, 2007
Wow, way to be a condescending ass. While I am annoyed by "people who are trying to find the truth (conspiracy whackjobs)", I just think the evidence for it being a conspiracy is stupid and impossibly complex. You seriously think the government was launching missiles, switching planes, making people disappear, hiding explosives, stealing gold, and there wasn't a single leak. And they're would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
September 13th, 2007
On on the site ?VOTE RON PAUL 2008!!!
I only vote for candidates who have delivered OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND babies!
August 20th, 2007
Sound Origin: c*cks. Hey, that's me!
August 18th, 2007
August 18th, 2007
The way they drew the girl kind of makes her look like Avril Lavigne, so it's like slapping two bitches with one palm.
August 16th, 2007
Also, $5 says this will eventually get featured on the Bungie front page or in a weekly update.
August 16th, 2007
On on the site ?Halol 3 cat
That's the best thing I ever saw!
August 15th, 2007
On on the site ?Epic End of Days
It took me a while to notice Ceiling cat fighting for the side of good.
August 14th, 2007
Hearing the DR-L337 theme music in one of the commercials probably gave me more lulz than the entire movie would have.
August 14th, 2007
It turns out they're all in the modern day.
July 23rd, 2007
I had no idea the hood had such a big Harry Potter following.
July 22nd, 2007
On on the site ?Virginity
4chan does come up with some funny stuff, but they still scare the sh*t out of me.
July 21st, 2007
On on the site ?It's a Pizzone!
Damn, those things taste like sh*t.
July 20th, 2007
Lulz at Halo on a Sony TV. Was that intentional? Also, 5 for raping my innocence once again.
He should've used Coitus Interruptus in the first place.
WRRRYYY and REEEEEEEEEE are two COMPLETELY different things.
I'll give it a higher rating when more come out. Who were the three girls supposed to be, though?
The FPA is going to kill you in your sleep.