LAWLZ TO TEH ILLEGELZ OF TEH INTERNEXTZ

"My eye! The doctor told me not to get pudding in it!" -Lenny, as he got pudding in his eye

...and then I chewed up some blotter and enjoyed it even more.

I would f*ck you twenty-four hours a day if this were an original image. ATTENTION ORIGINAL MAKER OF THIS IMAGE: For f*cking events twenty-four hours a day, please contact me.

Will you marry me? I can get us a great dual-spousal Dental Plan through my company.

You do appear to be a n*gg*r.

Scheissen. Rein scheissen, mein guter Mann.

Insert C*ck Here.

Also bestiality.

Lenny was a bad f*ck.

Also, happy 420.

Yeah, what else happened on 4.20.... there's an Afroman concert tonight in my town... which is a college town... and I'm a drug dealer... and a small blonde white girl... IM GONNA GET RAPED

Torah, Torah, Torah, I made you out of the first five books of the Bible, Torah, Torah, Torah, now for this six-page comment forum you are liable! Oy!

How accurate!

So, did you papier-mache that underprivileged baby yourself?

Appropriately titled, my good sir. Appropriately titled, indeed.

And then we all realized we had gotten so caught up in these petty, silly sexual orientation arguments that we had forgotten who we SHOULD have been showing hatred towards the whole time - the blacks. Group hug, freeze frame, cue credits.

Step 1. Obtain book about magical man who tried to get everyone to treat everyone else with respect. Step 2. Hurt people who don't want to read or don't like the book. Step 3. People who were hurt, you guys strike back. Step 4. Anton LaVey. Step 5. Tammy Faye Bakker. Step 6. Handi-Wipes. Step 7. Handy wipe. Step 8. Vehement and passionate internet debate including insult slinging and c*ck-loving. Also The West Wing. Step 9. Eventually, "F*gga" replaces "N*gg*" in theft business. At this rate anyway.

I'm a non-feminent. I kiss girls with the back of my tongue, like Rosie taught me.

I am Usher! I eat AIDS for breakfast! They're GRRRRRREAT!

So, does that mean you'll turtle wax my religion-hole for me? Because I don't have the necessary doughnut-shaped mirror to perform a self-turtling.

lol, "Yellow Trucks Man Now, Dog" -Sean Connery, retired school bus driver

OH MY FRAKING GOD will you marry me?!

Except his name is just about anything except Peter Griffith. Like Peter Griffin, for example.

How disappointing the sound didn't work.

Steve's got a point. It's good character to demonstrate empathy for other people's opinions. Now I feel good about myself.