It's elliot's mom. See ET knew that some incest sh*t was going down so ET the Condom Dispensing Anti-Retard Alien comes down to deliver a special something for Elliot. Elliot finds a weird stick in the trash of his mom's bathroom, phone's ET at his home, and ET comes down and explains what it is and that it was only 99.5% effective. Elliot, in turn is pissed.
Because episode IV was made before the prequels so if it ended like this there'd be no reason to make the prequels. Want me to chew your food for you too?
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