MonkeyTorture's recent comments:

September 2nd, 2008
... this is so stupid, but for some reason it made me laugh. I offer no explanation for this.
June 22nd, 2008
On on the site ?Nuclear Wind
"Will you be one of them?" Nope, I live in Georgia! Neutral fallout zone, baby!
March 5th, 2008
On on the site ?The First King
This should totally be their next $3 XBox game.
March 5th, 2008
Where'd you get the Ren & Stimpy Production Music tracks?
February 13th, 2008
*sigh* Fine... check's in the mail, Aeroplano.
February 12th, 2008
^^ coming from someone who is unaware of their own irony: priceless.
January 31st, 2008
So with the official code of YTMND redirecting every 404 error to this site, if you were to delete this site and then load the URL in your browser, it would trigger the redirect... but seeing as how it would no longer exist, it would cause another redirect, and then another, and another, quickly spiraling the entire system into a chaotic paradoxic whirlpool that would ultimately consume the entirety of the YTMND community. I say go for it.
January 25th, 2008
On on the site ?
It almost looks like Marty is pleasuring himself to Doc's sensual stare.
January 9th, 2008
Most black people in the country today aren't even directly related to any slaves from that time period, and the same goes for the whites from that time. My family originated in Ireland, left to Slovenia, and didn't come to the US until two generations ago. The moment anyone calls me a "cracker" I am quick to point this out. A note to all blacks in the US: educate yourselves and learn your family history. Chances are you're claiming damages for something that has never concerned you.
January 8th, 2008
Heh. Let alone the fact that even if it were true, scientists here would have no way of knowing if Betelgeuse had gone supernova or predicting when the "light would hit," since astronomy is a science based entirely on the observation of light. If we can't see it, we don't know it's there. That being said, I'd say "it was a joke," but I always forget that the internet is serious business and my comments here will probably just get downvoted anyway. Hehe.
January 7th, 2008
On on the site ?You're doing it wrong
There's something disturbingly hypnotic about this...
January 7th, 2008
Betelgeuse went supernova, and around that time the light from the explosion will be reaching Earth, causing the sky to illuminate with a second sun on the opposite side of the planet. 24 hours of sunlight.
December 11th, 2007
Sh*t in a taco. Puberty stops for no one. Boy becomes a man.
December 10th, 2007
Devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!!
December 10th, 2007
Actually, the sound of a dump truck falling off the Empire State Building sounds like one hell of an awesome sound.
November 26th, 2007
On on the site ?Guit Tarred
"This fully demonstrates what Carlos Santana means when he talks about achieving 'musical orgasm.'"
November 23rd, 2007
November 22nd, 2007
On on the site ?Breakfast Battle
Ye best start believin' in cereal commercials, Miss Turner... YER IN ONE!!
November 21st, 2007
Get over it.
November 19th, 2007
Yeah, the message in-game has the character's image attached if it comes from another player. I think the author of the story would have known the difference.
November 19th, 2007
Haha wow, epic Max edit.
November 19th, 2007
It's no Chrono Trigger/Cross, but hey, what soundtrack is?
October 12th, 2007
I sent my dog to obedience school. Now he says grace before he bites someone.
October 3rd, 2007
On on the site ?This isn't a screamer
Damn that game... sooo many Colecovision controllers died at the hands of that ridiculously hard game when I was a kid. I can still hear the sound of the penguin running head-first into a walrus and stumbling for 4 seconds of lost time. Grrrrrr.
October 1st, 2007
Skwisgaar: No we are Nihilists, we don't believe in anything. Nathan: Can't a Nihilist also not believe in God too? Skwisgaar: That, I, uhh, I don't know.
September 28th, 2007
^^^ If I were any less black, I'd be clear.
September 27th, 2007
RIP Mako. God I miss that old guy.
September 23rd, 2007
Because with its small size and eternal looping, I felt like it would fit perfectly as a YTMND site. Plus I wanted to contribute some original content amidst the ocean of fads and remixes.
September 23rd, 2007
Ahhh, dang it... I had hoped it was fixed for everyone. Just testing it myself, I come to realize that it works perfectly fine on my PC laptop under all browsers, but on my Mac it still chugs a little bit in Firefox. If you really can't get it to sync up, just download the file linked in the description and it will work perfectly (and even be a much higher quality). Sorry 'bout that, I tried.
September 23rd, 2007
Sponsored because I had some extra money lying around and finally managed to get a good sync going with this site. Hopefully it's fixed and will work with everyone regardless of your operating system/browser (God willing).