Nazer's recent comments:

May 6th, 2008
On on the site ?Hard Eggs
Why are the yolks so damn wrinkly? I don't think they were devilled and piped back in ... too flat for that. It's creeping me out!
April 15th, 2008
She knows about LA, and she knows it's in California. She doesn't know the abbreviated state notation we use on American mail ... that's IT. Hell, she knows more than you -- I'd wager you know about cities like London, Sydney, and Tokyo as well ... can you give me the British county, the Australian province, and the Japanese prefecture those belong to, though? If you can't, then you know less than she did in this case ... let alone their mail abbreviations. STFU.
April 5th, 2008
Haha, me too! My father got satellite when I was 15, and I remember sneaking up when everyone else went to bed ... flipping through the channel guide, hoping to find a movie with a description that included "N" (nudity) and "AC" (adult content) warnings.
April 5th, 2008
I remember trying to pierce through the haze of cable scrambling, at 13. Truly, those were the dark ages.
March 30th, 2008
Hey ... I own that movie!
March 16th, 2008
No. The simple "s" at the end of word doesn't automatically make it a plural. In modern English, the word "politic" doesn't really exist. Thus, it's both singular and plural, and "has" is appropriate.
March 8th, 2008
Fived for McCain in a red car, Obama in a blue.
March 3rd, 2008
On on the site ?Hillary's a Maniac
I like the remix.
March 3rd, 2008
Hm. Well, uh .... hm. Yeah.
March 3rd, 2008
It's not fake, for the last time. It's actually a piece of footage taken a couple of years ago that's become VERY famous in nature circles. It was featured on the Discovery:Science channel. Jesus, people.
February 28th, 2008
Five for the Master Sword, and whatever the Hell that blue-haired drooling thing was in the back.
February 18th, 2008
No, not really "leaders." "Famous" atheists, then. You won the semantics game -- good for j00.
February 16th, 2008
I saw this YTMND as paying homage to Dawkins, more than "mocking" him. Seriously, though ... don't make our atheist leaders into our own versions of the Pope and L. Ron Hubbard. You start building golden calfs and sacred cows, things you can't stand to be joked about, and you're just like 'em.
February 10th, 2008
*nom nom nom*
January 26th, 2008
On on the site ?Batman Sucks
That's actually kind of erotic.
January 26th, 2008
It most certainly is not -- that's the FFXI "death" theme.
January 24th, 2008
The fellow giving the blowjob is kinda cute ... he can do better than the sort of doughy guy he's servicing.
January 20th, 2008
Heh ... Italian accents in porn. It makes me want garlic bread.
January 7th, 2008
On on the site ?The death of Garfield?
The "nobody really likes garfield" assertion is kind of strange. I kind of get the impression that your own circle of friends doesn't like it, and from that, you illogically project that to the public en masse. I like the older Garfield strips, quite a bit.
January 7th, 2008
Ah, and here I was ready to 0 it, because of assumptions made by the title. Very obscure reference -- I love it.
January 4th, 2008
On on the site ?huckabee is strange.
There should be an unborn fetus to either side of his head, too.
January 4th, 2008
E-mailed and forwarded to all my little cousins.
January 4th, 2008
On on the site ?
Well ... you didn't lie. I like the jig-down Leonidas in back.
December 31st, 2007
On on the site ?
Agent Scully is also Princess Peach?
December 30th, 2007
I have a lot of difficulty understanding why this tasteless trash is funny.
December 19th, 2007
Well, f*ck ... who are they, then? I still want to know, Goddamnit.
December 9th, 2007
MEH. , which is essentially the same concept, is much better.
December 6th, 2007
You should give props to the Angry Video Game Nerd in your references, man. It can't be assumed that EVERYONE knows who the sound file is from.
November 17th, 2007
Well, I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... FIVE fads! (Sesame Street Count laugh) -- AH AH AH AH!
November 11th, 2007
This has earned my five. Please don't break its heart.