USER:Volbeat COMMENT: Savant --- "Got me some of this milk off what she calls "the internet" and it's absolutely spiffing, old bean. Tasted like fresh sperm from my absolutely spiffing dick, then chilled with magic. Reccomended this to all the Temple Knights, and they just called me sick, but I say it's absolutely spiffing. I would sit on that park bench all day and drink this if my armor didn't have cum stains on it. Oh well. Sincierly, Sir Tiffy Cashien Head of the Temple Knights!"
lmao, i remember getting my first sega genisis. i was so happy. i turned over the box and... i saw how many games i did not own. my happiness faded. i watched the new episode of fresh prince. and my anguish was forgotten.
HE IS A RED MANACE! THIS IS THE BEGGINING! EVERYONE TAKE ARMS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POLISH ROCKET SHIP. IT RAN OUT OF COAL AT 500 FEET. BET YOU FORGOT!
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