Using a Tiger game that doesn’t even have characters reeks of “going beyond the bottom of the barrel and using the barrel itself as content” so hard i have to 5
Yes i know i left that one on the table, sue me, whatever. Wrote this idea when coming back from a poker tournament at a bar. Essentially a strategy game with a built in RNG to save your butt if you blunder. I should create POKERTKFGS as a spinoff to CHESSTMND… i already have a stupid spinoff idea “Phil Hellmuth ENDS Johnny Chan” It’s funny because it’s also a Dew as Hellmuth won the last hand in the 1989 Main Event (World Championship tournament) starting with a pair of 9s so i can use the part of the Rammstein song where they say “NEIN”
It was so weird watching the over 30s crowd (mainly Umfuld and gr33nscr33n) go on their trolling sprees in the early 10s… like i remember when gr33nscr33n called me his honorary alt because i would be sent by him to downvote NARV trash off U&C back in 2008… like we used to have a common goal until he turned… also what’s up with the crazy view rates lately… is some kinda hax going on since we all know there’s only the mentally ill 10 left.
Help I cante get out of Ello hel on Chesmaster i’m stuck in the Ozypic ranks and i want to clime to Plantmum. I’m trying the Mac Golbert gambet where i financheeto (lol like the cotest in 209) the Baronelazerside bichshop to g7 but i end up hagning my kighnt who says ekki ekki pkang zip zop boobity bob on turn 6. I’ll never get above 161660 with this opning
He arrested me instead and now I’m posting from Frasier’s institution for the criminally insane where my only form of communication is banging a plate against a chair on endless loop while The Guardian Legend theme plays repeatedly… please send help
I actually am intrigued by such a long con style of bait and switch humor… literally a month of setup of the “tournament” getting user site submissions and finding winners each week only for “lol Unexpected Baron Lasers Victory”
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