everyone in this ytmnd is dead, and that makes me smile

what's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
anyone can mash potatoes.
4 for the song

and nothing of value was lost

Needs better Flair quotes for a 5. Some possibilities -- "TO BE THE MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THE MAN" "SIT DOWN FAT BOY, BEFORE I MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND" and anything involving Space Mountain

ytmnd must really f*cking suck these days if this keeps getting into most viewed

dead horse rolled

I tell you what man, talking bout this dang ol website yo, talking about hot damn, like, five stars man, like that time when I went to this dang ol website where they had these two girls and this one cup and I was like dang ol this is gonna be bow-chicka-wow-wow and then got dang they started going dang ol in the cup, had to call dang ol earthlink, make them cancel my internet, talking bout gotta go back to that dang ol truckstop, get me some xxx magazines like the dang ol founding fathers wanted us to, yo.

max bought the rights to 50millionGET. it's going to be WHEN I WAS

facepalm.jpg. i'm pro-4chan and i vote

okay fine f*ggots, -5 for no Fez or Kelso to fap to.

f*g, Emeril did it first. Emeril also did WTC

-5 for no Donna or Jackie to fap to

HARD MAN

yes, let's discourage views, that's the way to make YTMND better is to encourage people not to come

I understand Goatse got a lifetime achievement award

Jesus Christ, failest news update in EVER HISTORY

But Kennedy's so-called "assassination" was 1963.

And who owns the History Channel, the U.S. Mint, Bobcat and Chevron? Jews. QED.

Female shoes make me harder than Chinese calculus. Did I just type that? F*ck it, it's true.

Thought it'd be about Charlotte the city. Snape killed Julius Peppers.

Didn't Fry do this when he tried to pop a Jiffy Pop in the microwave while a nebula exploded, and he ended up f*cking his grandmother to become his own grandfather? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON UNLESS YOU THINK GRAMS HAS NICE TITTIES.

also futurama ftw

Being gay is a bad thing, so yes

Is anyone else getting the ad with the redhead with the pink boots kicking the greaser with the flowers in the nutsack? Because I came.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.ytmnd.com

Death Cat For Cutie

yeah for three months before he pwned his family

Max is going to buy him a PBR or Beast. Wait, he's Jewish right, he'll buy him a glass of Manischewitz.

they'll probably just suck his dick right there and then. and the "grab the $100 out of my pocket for correctly guessing the bid game price" is coming back.

GET A BRAIN! MORANS