This is borderline filth, im giving you 1 star for being a pornographer and 1 to Lando for being in good position and executing the butterfly style that gave Patrick Roy so much success. 2 stars.

I like where you're going with this but I don't think you're there yet. Keep searching, you'll find it! 4 stars cause it's a whisker away from genius.

This is decent, I did laugh some but I didn't fall out of my chair or anything. 2 stars for you +1 for Lando = 3.