benjaphar's recent comments:

February 21st, 2013
http://i.imgur.com/NMO4pUP.jpg
January 12th, 2011
Add me.
August 13th, 2010
On on the site ?fifty factoids
Octopuses.
February 7th, 2009
You should cut the first part... start with the goodbye kiss.
December 1st, 2008
Who's pickin a banjo here?
November 19th, 2008
This bar? http://toplessbar.ytmnd.com/
November 10th, 2008
Is that real footage of the future?
October 25th, 2008
Let's see how close I get with this prediction... Palin will lose re-election for Governor in November, 2010, making it untenable for her to run for President in 2012. In early 2011 (as the primaries start making news), she'll begin appearing regularly as a contributor on Fox News. In 2012, she'll accept an official position as a political expert and make Fox News her home for the next several years.
October 21st, 2008
Never trust women with penises.
October 20th, 2008
Look numbnuts, Couric is a journalist and she was doing her job. "What newspapers and magazines do you read" is not a hard question. You think McCain, Obama, or Biden would have a hard time answering that? That's not even a hard warmup question for an interview. This just shows how absolutely out of her depth she is that people act like a simple interview is unfair and baised against her. You act like any media beside Limbaugh and Hannity is the libruls.
October 19th, 2008
Respect.
October 15th, 2008
Then I give unto you... 5 stars.
October 13th, 2008
Did you make the gif?
October 5th, 2008
Down Syndrome hair is finger-lickin' good.
September 1st, 2008
"I make (decisions) as quickly as I can, quicker than the other fellow, if I can. Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint." - John McCain
September 1st, 2008
"I make (decisions) as quickly as I can, quicker than the other fellow, if I can. Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint." - John McCain
August 18th, 2008
Squeeze the plums.
August 15th, 2008
The pill? Where we're going, we don't need pills.
August 14th, 2008
My favorite swimmer in the olympics this year is the Brittish guy named Tanc*ck. Guess I know how he rolls.
August 12th, 2008
So you believe Uri Geller can bend spoons with his mind. I believed that too - when I was 8.
August 11th, 2008
It got bigaaar.
August 3rd, 2008
On on the site ?
You're the artist now dog.
July 26th, 2008
On on the site ?Epic magic trick
Kill yourself. Now.
July 26th, 2008
Nicely doon lad.
June 24th, 2008
Bzzzzttt... F*ck You.
June 13th, 2008
Respect.
June 6th, 2008
That should be Hillary (or maybe Bill) in the other suit instead of Sark.
March 19th, 2008
Love it... plus the completely unrelated Dead or Alive loop.