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carsonthestupidguy
November 30th, 2025
10:44:48 AM CST
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The 67 kid? Entered his hawk tuah era.
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also cant fcking believe a user from 2007 made this
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
11:53:40 PM CST
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PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODS SAKE
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taken literally
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
11:45:19 PM CST
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You're the dog now man!
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the origins of ytmnd's evil twin
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
11:41:25 PM CST
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Blue Ball Machine (fixed)
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this could easily be recognizable to some users here
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
11:39:59 PM CST
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Blue Ball Machine Of d00m
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the first usage of the blue ball machine on this website, dating to 2005
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
11:33:38 PM CST
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RIP Last Five Searches Box
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what the fuck? i was expecting better from the original usage of "___ stares into your soul" but this...
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
7:54:04 PM CST
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PTKFGS: Kenya, plus pussy!
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what is wrong with you. i hope you
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
7:37:35 PM CST
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JAMESON LOPEZ SUCKS
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you are doxxing a friend of mine. please shut up and
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:54:03 PM CST
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James loves happy tree friends!
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what tthe fuck is htis
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:53:18 PM CST
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happy tree friends
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original episode: icy you
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:52:45 PM CST
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happy tree friends lemonade
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if it wasnt obvious enough, the episode is eyes cold lemonade
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:50:57 PM CST
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Ridin' spinnaz Happy Tree Friend style
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original episode: milkin' it
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:50:00 PM CST
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happy tree friends ridin spinnas
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original episode: rink hjinks
carsonthestupidguy
November 29th, 2025
6:41:17 PM CST
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The 67 kid? Entered his hawk tuah era.
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this shit is corny as fuck bro.
carsonthestupidguy
December 21st, 2024
12:24:50 PM CST
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ytmnd mario
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ah fuck you luigi
carsonthestupidguy
December 21st, 2024
12:21:44 PM CST
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koggers
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The audio is actually Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way. Btw I think this is one of the most stupid sites i've seen
carsonthestupidguy
December 21st, 2024
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The End of 4chan
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this long cat sadly died ...
carsonthestupidguy
December 5th, 2024
6:45:11 PM CST
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Minions for Nothing
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Cool
carsonthestupidguy
December 5th, 2024
6:42:17 PM CST
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ching chong niggers
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I can't STOP drinking oil
I can't STOP drinking oil
I just can't stop ๐ญ
I can't stop drinking crude oil ๐ฅด
You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ๐ ... It's adDICKting ๐... It is... A delicacy ๐...
I love it ๐, I can't stop drinking oil, crude oil ๐ข
I can't stop GUZZLING IT ๐๐๐, gulping it DOWN
I can't stop drinking cruแตแต แตแถฆหก
carsonthestupidguy
December 5th, 2024
6:32:40 PM CST
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Crestspace
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I can't stop drinking crude oil
carsonthestupidguy
December 4th, 2024
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puppy.ytmnd.com
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yip yip
carsonthestupidguy
April 1st, 2024
1:15:51 PM CDT
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Homer's not having a wonderful time...
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this music feels so nostalgic.
carsonthestupidguy
April 1st, 2024
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sayroi
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honestly y'all should never judge a book by its cover, this is a horror game
carsonthestupidguy
December 23rd, 2023
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You're the man now dog!
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Frick you.
carsonthestupidguy
August 31st, 2023
6:37:08 PM CDT
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You're the man now dog!
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the first site ever, amazing, also ITS MADE IN APRIL FOOLS!
carsonthestupidguy
August 5th, 2023
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pumpkin spin
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someone sponsered it...!
carsonthestupidguy
July 15th, 2023
3:42:13 PM CDT
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wtf
carsonthestupidguy
July 13th, 2023
8:19:47 PM CDT
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Blue Ball Machine 2.0
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fuck you.
carsonthestupidguy
July 10th, 2023
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bear 5
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bear 5
I got it from somewhere, idk
sound originates from petscop
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July 10th, 2023
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dog spinning right round
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I know
carsonthestupidguy's recent comments:
I can't STOP drinking oil
I just can't stop ๐ญ
I can't stop drinking crude oil ๐ฅด
You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ๐ ... It's adDICKting ๐... It is... A delicacy ๐...
I love it ๐, I can't stop drinking oil, crude oil ๐ข
I can't stop GUZZLING IT ๐๐๐, gulping it DOWN
I can't stop drinking cruแตแต แตแถฆหก
I got it from somewhere, idk
sound originates from petscop