I like dinosaur better. Also, you may find it amusing that there is a hot, intelligent girl on YouTube who is singing your song, but I'm sure you've seen it by now.
I am convinced that this is one of the funniest sites on YTMND. In fact, to prove it, I tried to revive your fad, and for the day or two my site was still considered SFW, it gained around 8,000 hits and many wonderful memories of the TACO NAZI. So, yeah, yours is truly classic. Thanks for the inspiration. "BAAAAKE A CAKE!!!!"
The reasoning is simple.
1) I wanted to post a page on YTMND because the majority of sites are crap these days.
2) I saw Uncut for the first time in years and laughed.
3) It was always bothered because these fads usually make no sense grammatically, so I tried to surprise people with an ancient fad that had lyrics that actually make sense (more than the old sites, at least). I don't think it is worth 5 stars, but I do think 1 star negates the fact that the lyrics form a story and make sense, to a degree.
Those lines, as well as "stay coked up," are the only worthy accomplishments of this site. Let's all get f*ucking serious. Ok, I really like "How I Jihad!" too.
I think Uncut is fantastic. When I saw it for the first time, Tab came out of my nose on "BAKE A CAKE!!!!" My only criticism of all of these is it seems people are even lazier than I when it comes to trying to make the stuff actually have some sort of imagery or theme or even use actual words or grammar (as much as it is possible), unless this I've missed the point.
I also think it should be Guardian lasers. I had a crappy cell phone ringtone when I made it, but I couldn't upload or convert it, so I found a MP3 and it turned out to be so much clearer... "lezzers" was supposed to be some sort of slang for lesbians, to go with the theme (if there is one). I should've also changed "if he has by now" to "if he hurts by now." I also thought "But I'm depressed and all" could possibly be "But I'm the principal."
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