jesus‑the‑magic‑mexican's recent comments:

I have seen smaller.
September 15th, 2006
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
September 15th, 2006
I liked giant hitler before I read about the mushroom.
September 10th, 2006
On on the site ?YTAZND: bbq internet
If it's enough WTF factor for me, it's enough for you.
September 10th, 2006
On on the site ?T-Rex Disco
Give more time for the disco to set in before the other dinosaur intrudes.
September 10th, 2006
On on the site ?KELLY CLARKSON
September 10th, 2006
Only metor fad like thing I ever found interesting.
September 10th, 2006
I love mario paint but wheres the sense of speed? I know thats hard to do but thats what it takes to get my ever presegious rating of 5.
September 10th, 2006
I don't get it, who's colbert, why do people like Ipods, and why doesn't apple use correct punctuation?
September 10th, 2006
Garfield + funny? Must be an alternate universe.
September 10th, 2006
"P.S. Firefox is an equal, if not better browser, I just stick with Safari, because I'm too lazy to re-enter my favorite sites into bookmarks." Firefox can read your old internet explorer bookmarks, don't know if it works for safari.
September 10th, 2006
Did you know macs have whaterproof keyboards? The white desighn makes stains hard to see.
On on the site ?Oil Puppet!
Well done, but political jokes are rarely funny.
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On on the site ?Meat Cake
What is wrong with you?
On on the site ?Prime likes Doritos
Remember back in the day when robots had lips? Those were pretty f*cked up days.
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I forgot how much I loved mario paint.
On on the site ?Death and the Captain
Why does space and funeral music always go together so well?
This is the first time I have felt like rape is a good idea.
On on the site ?Tom Cruise Jigs Out
LOL! Festive scientologist dance!
On on the site ?Machinegun Cat
On on the site ?Elite Spin (Halo 2)
No you can't.
On on the site ?Elite Spin (Halo 2)
I hate you so much.
I would watch 24 if this was real.
-2 wanks for bottled water.
I can get you a wife. Thats like a girlfriend except you can buy them from Russia. I can gaurentee there a chance she will arive alive.
Pedophilia seems to be in a lead over beastiality. I still can't tell which is which though. Personaly I like tits.
Damn right I am!
On on the site ?Mama told me...
Those are some deprived children.