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mattwoods
November 24th, 2006
1:43:13 PM CST
On on the site ?PS3 sells for... 99 cents?!
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Jesus.
mattwoods
November 9th, 2006
10:30:49 PM CST
On on the site ?(nsfw) DR-L337 RETURNS
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It's actually really well done.
mattwoods
October 21st, 2006
9:44:47 AM CDT
On on the site ?another shitty mac ad
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Even though I run a mac, this is funny. I hate those ads.
mattwoods
October 14th, 2006
8:27:28 AM CDT
On on the site ?DR-L337'S DAY OFF
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Don't ever die, Dr. L337.
mattwoods
October 1st, 2006
4:06:13 PM CDT
On on the site ?DR-L337'S DAY OFF
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You are amazing.
mattwoods
September 28th, 2006
9:51:18 PM CDT
On on the site ?Pale Blue Dot (an atheist's view - tiny update)
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In the words of the Flaming Lips: "As we know, our lives are really just a short momentary blip in the vast infinity of time and space. But our lives are all we have, and if we try, we can make them a happy wonderful epic experience. F*ck yeah!"
mattwoods
September 1st, 2006
10:35:13 PM CDT
On on the site ?▓▒░☼░▒▓
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Now if only I had some LSD handy...
mattwoods
August 31st, 2006
10:03:07 AM CDT
On on the site ?Jackie Chan Explains How to Vote
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5 just for the site description.
mattwoods
August 28th, 2006
6:27:20 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) Jenna Bush is a Party Girl! (updated with fixed sound!)
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Great job on the audio. F*ckin' dynamite.
mattwoods
August 19th, 2006
6:32:03 PM CDT
On on the site ?YTMND is a Series of Tubes!
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I can't take it anymore. Here ROY4L took a potentially funny YTMND idea, then turned it into another piece of sh*tty psuedo-dadaism. I like some of ROY4L's stuff, but I can only take so much photoshop shadow effects and completely random Audacity noodling.
mattwoods
August 13th, 2006
12:04:54 AM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) More Polandistic Ending to Never Ending Poland Story VOTE 5 OMG!
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5 for creating the most annoying, awful YTMND I've ever seen. And goddamnit, that takes TALENT!
mattwoods
August 6th, 2006
8:06:13 AM CDT
On on the site ?The death of Garfield?
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Garfield isn't just not funny: He's emo!
mattwoods
August 6th, 2006
7:56:58 AM CDT
On on the site ?¡ Viva La Corporación !
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And still, kids wear Che shirts and think it's punk. "He was, like, a revolutionary in Europe, i think!"
mattwoods
August 5th, 2006
6:07:32 PM CDT
On on the site ?Oil Puppet!
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mattwoods
August 5th, 2006
6:05:42 PM CDT
On on the site ?Oil Puppet!
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DADA. DADA. DADA. DADA. DADA. DADA. DADAISM for the 5.
mattwoods
June 30th, 2006
12:20:09 PM CDT
On on the site ?Why Stephanie is scared of Brian Peppers (MAY TAKE A BIT TO LOAD)
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Let it be known: This vote is a 5.
mattwoods
June 30th, 2006
12:19:08 PM CDT
On on the site ?WHY YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH STEPHANIE
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Now does the voting work? It's funny enough to get a 4.
mattwoods
June 30th, 2006
8:39:47 AM CDT
On on the site ?The Truth of eon8.com REVEALED!!
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This needed to be done. The next one will probably be "3...2...1..HORSE DICK."
mattwoods
June 30th, 2006
8:32:06 AM CDT
On on the site ?Eon8 - The Investigation (Finale - The Night the Intarweb Was Owned)
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Does anyone know how news about this site got spread around? lol, conspiracy.
mattwoods
June 29th, 2006
5:32:38 PM CDT
On on the site ?Peppy Prank Call
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So fake, but sooo funny.
mattwoods
June 29th, 2006
5:14:25 PM CDT
On on the site ?Why Stephanie is scared of Brian Peppers (MAY TAKE A BIT TO LOAD)
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5 for GU people sucking up to Bassman
mattwoods
June 29th, 2006
5:10:02 PM CDT
On on the site ?WHY YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH STEPHANIE
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I'm not going to 5 it just because you're Bassman. It has to be funny to get a good rating.
mattwoods
June 26th, 2006
6:50:13 PM CDT
On on the site ?A Scanner Darkly
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It's a great book, but I still don't know how the movie is going to turn out...
mattwoods
June 26th, 2006
8:14:34 AM CDT
On on the site ?Razor Gator !! Cleans Disposable Razors
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I don't know why, but I laugh my *ss off every time I see this.
mattwoods
June 17th, 2006
4:00:39 PM CDT
On on the site ?Jazz Can Transform
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5 for Gnarls Barkley
mattwoods
June 13th, 2006
5:32:14 PM CDT
On on the site ?Pepto Bismol Bukkake
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MSTRKRFT FTW!!! Awesome song, awesome (albeit weird) video.
mattwoods
June 13th, 2006
8:38:43 AM CDT
On on the site ?An Illustrated History of Scientology
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This is truly the bullh*t mythology of their religion. But this religion is what enabled Beck to create the ghettotastic freak-funk beats that swept the nation. Go figure.
mattwoods
June 11th, 2006
5:48:03 PM CDT
On on the site ?Scientology has one weakness
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Scientology has one weakness: COMMON SENSE.
mattwoods
June 9th, 2006
9:05:58 AM CDT
On on the site ?Zarqawi's Lazy 72 Virgins
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It's good, but that sicko b*stard would probably enjoy it... maybe 72 emo virgins?
mattwoods
June 9th, 2006
8:59:05 AM CDT
On on the site ?The Early 90s (now w/ 90% more 90s stuff)
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Wow, you just brought back so many memories for me... Maybe you should add Rocko's Modern Life? That was on in 1993-1996.