First of all, your site says "microship" on it. You want to talk about educating yourself, you should probably learn to spell the word "microchip". Second of all, yes, this chip is probably a bad idea. No, that fact does not allow someone to call people "stupid hogs". That just makes people not want to hear what you're saying.

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I can break these 1s.

Not to mention, if "god" actually were doing these kinds of things to people, wouldn't that be a wrath, a sin? Isn't god supposed to be flawless according to your beliefs? Another thing, in the story of job, the god you so heavily preach gambles with the devil. Isn't gambling a sin? Is his inability to solve the worlds suffering not sloth, yet another sin? There are reasons people don't share carbon copies of your beliefs, whetstone, so please, for the sake of the world, stop preaching with such fervor

Whetstone, for someone spouting "infidel" on a daily basis, you certainly break your religion a hell of a lot. Nearly everything you ever say on this website is a class A example of pride, thinking yourself better than the "unwashed, unsaved masses". Your icon, a cross with your name on it, almost suggesting you believe you ARE the christian religion, is a class A example of this.

Hitler, who I'm sure is on your list of "atheists", was a Lutheran. Do your research.

Is that seriously banned? Because I have that.

There are much better things you could use for audio on this than "tor got pwned".

Creative. *sarcasm*

2 stars. Just because it makes me wonder what the hell was going through your head to create this, and what it's supposed to mean.

Wow, that looks like a class A waste of time.

No tippy, f*ck you!

Hey, retard, guess what? Gay people probably wouldn't have had kids anyways. Also, just so you know, homophobia is a sign of homosexuality, so you might want to check to see if you're "affected". Another thing, how are "f*gs" terrorists? Last time I checked anal sex does not blow up buildings. Finally, what gives you the idea that unless you are barred religiously or lawfully from having sex with a man, you, as well as all other men, would prefer it? Are you really THAT into guys?

Where is your god now?

There's nothing remotely funny about this, nor anything suggesting something remotely funny. all it is is an MGS5 screenshot.

*does not

1'ed for lack of logic. You are saying that all things "come to be" because of another thing. The universe came to be because of another thing. That doesn't prove the existence of god, because it doesn't not prove that he was what caused it to "come to be". Finally, if there is a god, he must have "come to be" as well. So what caused him? And what caused what caused him? Isn't this a bit of a flaw in your logic?

Potentially hilarious, but way too short.

Prefect.

I don't know, I fear he'd be too busy getting laid.

Nice, almost tops the original.

-2 for Microsoft sam. It's much funnier if you actually say it.

This sucks. 5'ed.

Wow. I would be glad someone with that little of a grasp on the english language dumped me, considering a monkey could probably type something more meaningful.

Finally, we have defeated terrorism!

And back with avengance.

Wtf? I uploaded the sound... Why isn't it working?

How to prank ytmnd: Viewhax.

Not only unoriginal, but wrong too. Go ahead. Try it again. It's "changed" a little.

Samuel Jackson Epilepsy? Wow, I'm coninced you had to use an army of sock puppets just to get any 5's for this.