That same day, he writes himself into the story. He comes across the boulder and, lo and behold, he cannot lift it. But can the Tolkien who exists outside the story not merely move the boulder or cause it to be lifted? I'm not intentionally trying to make an arguement for the Christian God (though I am Roman Catholic), but the multiple natures of God (body, soul, and spirit) give the ability to do things otherwise impossible.
Yo, try this one. Could God create a stone even He cannot life? Use this analogy: J.R.R. Tolkien created a fictional world. Now, first we must establish that he exists outside this world of Middle Earth. He is omnipotent; anything within the world as we (the inhabitants of Middle Earth, in this case) know it he has power over -- the laws of physics, magic rings, everything. One day, he created an enormous boulder. It is gigantic; it is so huge that it is unliftable.
hey dumbf*ck, beyond the fact that the mightmouse is really f*cking old, osx is designed around not needing a two button mouse. it's called either option+click or click and hold.
The original YTMND I made was to stick it to a friend of ours that did something really, really stupid. Oh, and for the Lazy Town porn. I also like Lazy Town porn. Wait, what?
@boilerplate - Cunningham was a great QB and the only thing Philly had going for them until McNabb got there. I live in Texas, but I've been a die-hard Eagles fan for 17 years now (got family in south Philly).
The one he was talking about was at West Grey and Shepherd in Houston, TX. I know 'cause the Laff Stop is there along with the River Oaks Theatre, and he mentioned that the one in particular was down the street from the comedy club in Houston he was performing at.
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