Why are her eyes so huge??? WHY?? Other than her gargantuan eyes she's not bad at all. But holy Lando Calrissian, could you imagine trying to spend a whole day with her? You'd have to get her to wear the darkest sunglasses ever just so you wouldn't have to chance seeing those freakish orbs.
Sir, you would have most certainly received a five for your efforts but it is clearly apparent that one of your tarantulas isn't black. I must, therefore, give you a four until your grievous error is either fixed or I get a blowjob from Pauley Perrette.
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