onlyrealnumber's recent comments:

January 26th, 2008
January 20th, 2008
5'd for intentional clipping
October 4th, 2007
You think? Something 30+ years old is worn out? Wow, I can't think of a more redundant statement other than my own comment.
September 13th, 2007
On on the site ?The End Of Our World
Usually I take all of the apocalyptic theories at face value because there is always a major one every 10 years. I never understood the fear of them. Most of the scenarios you showed would be on too grand a scale for us to comprehend. If you want to read something that will really blow your mind, read up on "The Big Crunch/Bounce/Rip" Or "Big Freeze/Heat Death". To sum it all up, even if we do manage to colonize different planets, eventually the known Universe will be unable to sustain life everywhere.
September 3rd, 2007
On on the site ?Perpetual Slapstick
Hehe, Moe is their leader!
September 1st, 2007
On on the site ?VOTE RON PAUL 2008!!!
I'm fairly neutral when it comes to politics (weird eh?) but this Ron Paul guy reminds me of old-school republicans. Arguably, the best kind. Although there is one thing I am not sure about. If he plans to oppose trade acts like NAFTA (sorry my knowledge of the others is sub par), won't that hurt both the US and it's neighboring countries?
August 30th, 2007
On on the site ?
<3 voice of an angel, ear rape of a god.
August 28th, 2007
Is it just me or does Roger say "I'm gonna kill you" when he's talking backwards?
August 25th, 2007
My bad. Let me contact Max to correct the mistake. I will let you know personally when the fixed comment is ready so you can provide your criticism. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience and take all responsibility for the loss of brain cells/girlfriends. Sometimes when I post comments, I don't think about the people it can hurt. Now I know and I feel like a better person.
August 25th, 2007
Current polls suggest that you can't form a coherent English sentence.
August 23rd, 2007
Ha! Jokes on you. I don't even read English!
August 21st, 2007
But can you calculate the speed of Grandpa's Cadillac?
August 21st, 2007
Oh yeah, it's TOTALLY owned. Especially since it's yet to release. And enjoy playing WoW, grinding away hours of your life you will never get back when you quit.
August 17th, 2007
Steven Hawking would explain that since the gravitational force of the chomp exceeds a threshold of 21 kilotons a collapse in the space time continuum would occur. While taking into account the laws of physics, the skull did not actually collapse but instead a segment was transported into a parallel universe.
August 17th, 2007
August 14th, 2007
On on the site ?ROBOT MARV
I can think of 101 uses for this robot.
August 14th, 2007
I'm liking the new Ychan layout.
August 14th, 2007
I want to be fabulous and wear glitter! RUN FROM ME! RUN FROM ME OR THE GAYNESS WILL SPREAD TO YOU! Seriously, why is the worst internet insult calling someone a f*g? At least f*gs get laid.
August 13th, 2007
Any *ssh*le that mimics a serious mental condition to whore out views on Youtube has no sympathy from me.
August 13th, 2007
Note the two pictures. The number of subscribers may be going down but he jumped from 18th most subscribed of all time to 17.
August 13th, 2007
His channel views are going up by thousands per second and his subscribers are only going down 5 at a time? I suspect shenanigans.
August 13th, 2007
LOL! He quotes himself. This should be funny in itself but his quotes are terrible, which makes it even funnier.
August 12th, 2007
Who didn't put a rubber tube on their arm, pretending to be Megaman at least once in their life?
August 12th, 2007
On on the site ?PS3 fails HARD!
Convincing argument. Must have taken a while to research such a witty, well constructed review like that one.
August 12th, 2007
It makes sense. His eyepatch is really crystal, he just wears one for effect. Come on, don't tell me you can resist a guy with an eyepatch. That's right, you can't.
August 8th, 2007 but +2 for wife-swapping.
August 6th, 2007
Reply to mikekz's comment on the site ?DiC®
So what you're trying to say is... Be yourself?
August 6th, 2007
On on the site ?DiC®
Cmon! Who didn't think "Dick" when you were younger? To be honest, I'm surprised this wasn't made long ago.
August 6th, 2007
But sex is when you finally get to bite that carrot. Then you spit it out because you don't like the taste, then go back for some more because you think you'd like the taste after you get used to it, then you spit it out again. Then it gets forced into your mouth, you gag a little, and when it's all over theres only a nub of the carrot left. Feeling oddly satisfied, you stop pursuing the nub carrot and search for longer, better tasting ones. Totally hetero comment.
August 6th, 2007
On on the site ?IDK my BFF Jill?
So you are telling me to shoot anyone who uses internet lingo in real life? Sage advice.