reggie‑wanker's recent comments:

October 28th, 2007
Gangsta as f*ck.
F*ck's sake, this is NSFW again? I shoulda left the damn titties in...
On on the site ?Do not want!!!!!!!
By the creator anticipating epic failure and taking corrective measures, it has been converted to minimalist win. I really can't even explain why... but it's good for some odd reason, and that's enough. Less is sometimes more.
I approve.
It fails to fail. Wish the dope loop used here had a dope beat to match.
Not remotely work safe, and I was so close to 1-starring it... but the shirt she's lifting is YTMND orange, the titties are not to be scoffed at, and that kid will never forget that moment for the rest of his life - it's almost heartwarming.
I'd have had this up a bit sooner, but I had to re-edit to take the Digg logo out of the mix, since they reversed their stance and have decided to allow "the number" and discussion thereof to be posted, damn the concequences. Hats off to them for showing some spine.
On on the site ?LOL Digg
Three stars for representing Debian on the server. For the record, Digg's reversed itself now and has embraced the forbidden hex string.
No disrespect intended, but that's so nineties. All the cool kids are jerking it to the recent "Stephen Hawking In Zero Gravity" pictures these days. But I hope someone takes you up on your offer, as that sounds like a hell of a YTMND.
April 30th, 2007
Depends on what you'd consider rap, if you go by what sells these days, then hell no... but if you want to talk about REAL HIP HOP, the kind that doesn't get played on the radio anymore, the kind that got purged off of the major labels around the time that Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears first started selling a ton of albums... even though those REAL HIP HOP records were reliably going gold; then definitely. The real crate-digging sample driven audio collage sh*t is where it's at.
April 30th, 2007
Four stars - part two is better, but this is damn good stuff regardless.
April 30th, 2007
That's funny as hell, and the sync is downright amazing. I need to balance my voting totals a bit, start doling out more two, three, and four star ratings... but I am not going to start with this, because this is pure 5.
April 30th, 2007
Can't believe I fived a Nightwish site that doesn't involve the delightful nude boudoir stylings of Friendly Neighbourhood Upvoter, but damn, f*ck a bunch of Yfly.
April 22nd, 2007
On on the site ?Cowboy Bebop - Blue
Cowboy Bebop is a masterpiece, easily one of the best SF shows on TV, live action or animated, ever. It gets five stars because nothing else is appropriate.
April 22nd, 2007
I could say any number of things here, but "f*ck Ayn Rand" pretty much covers it.
April 16th, 2007
Four stars for representing VA well.
April 16th, 2007
On on the site ?the real VT threat
Can't 1-star PE.
April 16th, 2007
On on the news post tea for the tillerman.
A Handful of Notions: YTMND "Unsung Heroes" - Sites with relatively high average ratings (say, at least 3 stars) and a low number of views. YTMND "Crate Diggers" - Sites with low rankings and low views, hand picked by moderators as worthy of attention. YTMND "Gallery of Fine Arts" - Mod-chosen artistic or non-comedic sites of merit, without consideration to star ranking as good stuff that's not funny frequently gets downvoted. YTMND "Freeze Frame" - Best new sites without animation.
April 7th, 2007
Never mind all the repressed haters. Naked women obviously make them very uncomfortable, and they clearly wouldn't know what to do if confronted by a woman in the position shown above. The view count and the 4.2 rating speak far louder than any amount of online sh*t-talking from angry virgins, seemingly terrified by the notion of sex without shame. Hope that you haven't been soured on whatever sort of photo collage you were working on - I was rather looking forward to that.
April 7th, 2007
On on the site ?Reveen LIVES!!
So THAT's who the hell Raveen is. And how you spell it. That TPB gag's a whole lot funnier now, particularly with the picture - he really does look a lot like Ricky.
April 6th, 2007
It was the text overlaying the animation that was eating all the CPU cycles, so since the transparent GIF text overlay doesn't work at all with APNG, the text got removed and the APNG was replaced with a less CPU-intensive version that runs at a lower framerate. It's still pretty CPU-heavy stuff on Firefox 3 even with these changes.
April 6th, 2007
If you're experimenting with the Firefox 3 nightly builds, this YTMND might use abnormally high amounts of CPU mojo. My guess is that it's either the use of alpha channel trickery in the animation, or more likely the frame rate needs to come down a little. All other browsers including regular Firefox aren't affected by this since they aren't displaying the animation anyway.
April 6th, 2007
Get the latest nightly build of Firefox 3 (Minefield) for some minor APNG action, using alpha channel transparency to animate full color images over a stationary background (which also serves as the fallback for non-APNG capable browsers), keeping file sizes down since the background here is only drawn once and is not encoded into the frames of animation.
April 4th, 2007
Created with the Windows application "GIF Movie Gear with APNG Support" located at running under Wine on Xubuntu Edgy.
April 3rd, 2007
I lived there for a while, that Cleveland winter is an absolute bitch that's cold as f*ck and goes on way too long, and f*ck a goddamn lake effect. Cleveland winter is f*cking miserable.
April 3rd, 2007
It's a good weird, though. I *FAV*d for rapid access to the nudity, but I five-starred because ultimately I was intrigued by the psychological layers at play here, in the layers of interaction between FNU and everyone else. Pictures register with your brain differently when you know the story. Self-confident nude upvoter > otherwise identical random nude woman. It's the difference between "explicitly erotic" and "pornographic". Nobody got exploited here except the person who's out 2 grand.
April 2nd, 2007
That's awesome. Well worth the wait. This has become the only genuinely erotic YTMND ever made. Any idiot can throw random porn up on a site, and it's not erotic or sexy or anything other than still more random internet porn - at best it might be funny. But when it's a self-portrait of a YTMNDer, someone in the community with a life and a mind of their own, that is entirely different, and brave, and I personally think it's damn f*cking cool. Thank you and you're welcome. (locks bedroom door tightly)
April 1st, 2007
Congratulations on 1100 votes!
March 31st, 2007
On on the site ?(nsfw) bitchnigga
Auto-four for using the awesome "Explicit Lyrics Only" N.W.A that's been kicking around the tubes lately. Those edits make for the best ringtones ever.