rickhatman1984's recent comments:

January 25th, 2009
On on the site ?Yay, Busey!
Gary Busey looks pleased. He must have just ripped out someone's endocrine system.
December 1st, 2008
Why should you invite O.J. Simpson to your Thanksgiving feast? Because he's really good at carving white meat.
October 22nd, 2008
On on the site ?Stephanie Came
That's what she said.
October 8th, 2008
What about John McCain? He's black, isn't he? I mean one of them has to be.
September 7th, 2008
FYI, that's the "Unsolved Mysteries" theme not the Rescue 911 theme. Good site though.
August 31st, 2008
I keep asking myself the same thing. It probably has a lot to do with the Fifteenth Amendment and a lack of voter education.
August 24th, 2008
On on the site ?Uncle Al
Awesome, fadworthy in my opinion.
August 17th, 2008
The dew army will never be defunct. Thanks for bringing it to the forefront again.
I'm loving these KOENTMND sites. Is it just me or does Dr. Billy V. Koen's voice sound a lot like the character actor Leslie Jordan? (Here's Leslie Jordan's imdb in case you don't recognize the name. I'm sure you've seen him on various shows though.)http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0430074/
The only child molestation Different Stokes episode was the one where that station manager from WKRP in Cincinatti owned that bike shop. Did Budnick get molested too? I mean sh*t.
I saw it on opening night and it replaced Temple of Doom as my 3rd favorite Indiana Jones movie.
YTMNJ You're the man now, Junior!
April 13th, 2008
On on the site ?Counter-Strike > Sex
I have but one marketable skill and that is my ability to tell by voice alone whether or not a girl is hot and I can say that girl was hot. Either this man is an idiot for turning down a horny hot girl or a genius. The former is self-explanatory. What I mean by the latter is that by the time he actually gets around to f*cking her she'll be starving for the c*ck like she ain't had a meal in weeks. So if that's his plan, then he is a genius.
April 8th, 2008
The numbers under the sound part of the description are a secret code. Kind of like the DaVinci Code except not so overexposed.
March 8th, 2008
Cop: What do you think happened here Horatio? Horatio: (puts on sunglasses) I'm not sure, but whatever happened it sure was twisted.
March 4th, 2008
She dropped the punch bowl while cleaning up after her dead husband's wake.
February 29th, 2008
As would I, my friend, as would I.
February 28th, 2008
"Together we can change this nation for the better. Make it so!" - Pacard campaign speech
February 21st, 2008
On on the site ?ToolmanTrain
I was going to 4 this site until I saw "Binford of Ozz" now I have 5'd it.
February 21st, 2008
I've done your mom's 58008.
February 20th, 2008
On on the site ?THIS IS HUGE!
That's what she said.
January 27th, 2008
On on the site ?Request Fulfilled
I think I realize why this anime porn stuff is so popular in Japan. They don't blur out the pussy in the cartoons like the real videos.
December 22nd, 2007
Shapeless blob = swastika?
December 22nd, 2007
I guess you're right MattressMan, the Declaration of Independence is by no means an indicator of the attitudes held by the founding fathers. I think I'll also start reading only the first the words of documents, that must save a lot of time. But yeah MattressMan thanks for clearing that up, now that I know the first three words of the Constitution do not include the word God, I suggest destroying any record of the Declaration of Independence as apparently its pretty much worthless.
December 17th, 2007
Update: Adam Hilliker was recently found alive in a wooded area near Seatle. Contrary to previous reports, he is not dead. He was, however, brutally raped.
December 16th, 2007
Her 3 gaping holes are my reasons for getting excited about Christmas.
November 26th, 2007
That's what I'm saying, it's not real, it's a cartoon. And if anyone can find the phrase "separation of church and state" anywhere within the Constitution or Declaration of Independence, I'll give you all my Star Wars figures. Except Boba Fett, no matter how sure I am I never risk the Fett man.
November 26th, 2007
November 21st, 2007
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Yeah Fred Thompson is making up that whole Americans getting their rights from God thing. Anyone who believed that would make a horrible president. **cough** Thomas Jefferson as well as pretty much every American president most of whom were some variety of Christian and the remaining few Deists.
November 18th, 2007
**Update** Apparently nobody gives a sh*t about Marcy so f*ck her!