socrates' recent comments:

August 29th, 2005
I think that dude's brilliant. No cover charge at any of the bars, little to no waiting time for a drink... and I doubt he had to leave anyone a tip.
August 29th, 2005
Damn that niqqa.
August 29th, 2005
It kinda looks like he's in a mirror funhouse. Which is cool.
August 29th, 2005
On on the site ?Zangief vs. Louisiana
Zangief, you're so funny. And Russian.
August 29th, 2005
On on the site ?Self-ownage
Novel idea! Only thing that bugged me was that you reach into the monitor with your right arm, and then smack yourself with the left. It is... Bizarro! Bizarro, I love you, Bizarro.
August 26th, 2005
Here's a clip of Master Shake as voiced by Dana Snyder - http://startle.us/~downloads/shake.mp3 - I don't think I'm THAT far off.
August 26th, 2005
On on the site ?deathbystereo
Oooh, according to the site information, you posted this at exactly the same SECOND as the world's first YTMND, found at http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/10. Ah, to be a hundredth of a second faster...
August 26th, 2005
On on the site ?BABY RUTH
There can only be ONE... world's first YTMND.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?MOSKAU MOSKAU
The Dschinghis is dead! Long live Dschinghis!
August 25th, 2005
To be truthful, if there IS a God watching everything take place, with some Divine Plan about how it's all going to end, the personal satisfaction of us puny humans doesn't enter into it.
August 25th, 2005
*ahem* ... As I was saying- if you think you can do better, go ahead. Make a better sound clip of Shake and Meatwad talkin about YTMND, drop the link here, and if it's better, I'll give it a 5. Otherwise, STFU. Put up or shut up.
August 25th, 2005
An old Jewish man? I know the voice isn't 100% on, but I'm watchin the show as I type this and it doesn't seem all that far off either. He does sound a little Jewish, you know... Anyway- to everyone who thinks the voice acting sucks, go ahead and do be
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?Homestarrunner
Bullsh*t. Homestar is too cool to be emo. But, it is Homestar after all, so I can't bear to give it a 1.
August 25th, 2005
And yet somehow, Dumbledore is still alive on this one.
August 25th, 2005
http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/
August 25th, 2005
The audio clips of Keanu were not very well synched to the beats, the background doesn't make any sense at all, and most importantly- that quote isn't from the Matrix. It's from Johnny Mnemonic.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?
Your comment in the description of this site is the only thing that prevented me from giving it a 1 and skinning several orphan children alive to eat them in retaliation.
August 25th, 2005
Interesting piece of trivia- the voice of Master Shake, done by Dana Snyder, is actually the voice that Dana uses regularly in his everyday life. Crazy motherf*cker.
August 25th, 2005
Yeah, right, Fat Kid. I'll pay you a berjillion dollars to do a better Meatwad. Seriouslah.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?O rly?
Really! http://hungerforce.ytmnd.com/
August 25th, 2005
I expect to see this in the top 15 shortly.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?Knightlow Rider
That's one choppy*ssGIF.
August 25th, 2005
http://homestarrunner.com/
August 25th, 2005
Ahahaha.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?
Were you going for Homsar? Because it sounds like Homsar.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?Peppers is... PIDGIT
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
August 25th, 2005
Well, I called Dana Snyder's agent, but he's not free until next May. So I think I'll settle for my halfassed Shake attempt. But... if anyone else thinks they can do better, leave your e-mail address here and I'll go drink a beer.
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?StinkoTIGER 20X6
20X6? 1986!! ... Yeah, this doesn't look like Tiger graphics though.
August 25th, 2005
What's a robot?
August 25th, 2005
On on the site ?Spanish Inquizition
It's true, I certainly DIDN'T expect it... until you told me that's what it would be in the title. By the time the site loaded, I was expecting it.