thePlease's recent comments:

June 9th, 2007
No it's not you punk. There's no inhabited place in the world where it's 4 am right now. Quit trying to make yourself sound more interesting than you actually are. Unfortunately you would have to aim pretty f*cking low to achieve such a thing. I don't expect you to succeed though.
June 9th, 2007
Hey loser, how did you ever avoid sh*tting your pants of embarassment when there were girls looking at you while you edited this worthless piece of sh*t in the computer room at your school? Do you tell them it's for a science project or something? You better hope it was worth the trouble, you pasty little f*ggot, but you didn't have to add more and more dumb sh*t to it right up to the point where you turned it into a lame f*ggot interiour decoration catalogue. You get 1 star for the effort.
June 4th, 2007
On on the site ?
Way to massively f*ck up a perfectly decent idea, my good friend. I swear I laughed for a second and a half until I saw that disgusting skin AIDS having cancered out HAND, and then the music cut off at a super sh*tty moment. You get one f*cking star and you should be punished for achieving such a failure to execute something with this sort of potential. Next time leave this kind of job to more talented people. Actually, just leave it to less impressively gay people.
May 12th, 2007
Hey f*ck you, *ssh*le. First of all, did it make me laugh? No, so there's minus 4 stars already. Is it original? Hell no. Does it show any spec of artistic skill? No. It's a pathetic attempt from the creator to suck off dry the remaining semen from his other site, so technically I'm giving it a positive rating which is way f*cking more than it deserves. And to compensate for this obvious voting inaccuracy, I downvoted all your best rated sites. Enjoy your AIDS.
May 11th, 2007
You lame f*cking dog sh*t dwelling amateur f*ggot. Quit dangling from Cosby's ballsack, my friend. The only reason why your site was so well rated was because back in the days people weren't quite accustomed to basic gif animation tricks and because you wasted a major fraction of your life doing it, which I'll admit, shows that as much as you're a talentless piece of sh*t, you do have a lot of free time. Get it through your brain from your *ssh*le, and don't make homosexual remixes about it, dear god...
May 8th, 2007
Complete garbage, you punk f*ggot, even though you wasted two days on it. What a pathetic attempt to track down the Bell Peppers bandwagon which you missed ten years ago. I have to compliment you though on your impeccable use of the PS smudge effect that didn't make it look like you took a sh*t on the picture (jk of course, it totally did). You get one f*cking star.
May 1st, 2007
Corny as hell, you idiot. It sounds like the sort of garbage I would have said when I was 10. Besides, it's not so much about spewing originally disgusting insults that involve penises and balls as much as it is about hating you and your gay internet friends, which to be honest, helps me live a hell of a lot better with myself. No need to attach your penis to a train with staples or some other dumb sh*t, just die in a fire.
April 30th, 2007
On on the site ?True Journey of a YTMND
That's some quite extraodinary material right there, BTape. You're basically describing some tendencies in YTMND voting with a background of sh*tty music. Not only does this show how much time you spend on this site, but it's also a logical explanation for the fact that you're one of the few people that get impressed by Creeppipe's pathetic attempts at looking badass on the internet with his sh*tty pictures of him holding some cans of beer. Die in a fire.
April 29th, 2007
On on the site ?EPICHEART
What a majestic example of a site that BTape would enjoy, and when I say BTape, I'm talking about, of course about all the BTapes out there who aren't getting any ass. BTape, I know you think that there are people out there who do not hate you with a passion, but believe me, it has more to do with you being so obnoxiously bland that nobody bothers to remember you than you not being a pathetically useless piece of solidified gorilla sh*t. Quit fooling yourself and paint those walls with your brains, please.
April 17th, 2007
On on the site ?Gizmo Got Da Flo'
I didn't even get passed the preloader you lame piece of sh*t, one would think that after 10 bajillion DVD edits that try to incorporate the ytmnd world with pop culture you would finally understand that just because a site is f*cking predictable doesn't mean it's original and innovative. Otherwise I'll admit it's pretty good, and by pretty good, I'm talking about the looseness of your *ssh*le. Next time instead of making more of this garbage, why don't you die in a fire?
April 13th, 2007
On on the site ?N*gg* Stole My Epic
I 1'd all your best rated sites you slimy little sh*t, what do you think this is, some kind of internet catalogue where we try to make the same sh*t with as many variations as possible just to be sure that everyone's taste can be satisfied? You don't have to make one of these retarded sites everytime you see a black person on a bicycle, we know that you can do it that's not the question, save yourself some dignity in God's eyes, damnit.
April 13th, 2007
How ingenious. You decided to integrate the approaches of two well rated sites with hopes that you would benefit from both concepts. What a spectacularly pathetic example of an unimaginative f*ggot trying to jump on several bandwagons at once, trip and fall on the dog sh*t infested ground.
April 11th, 2007
On on the site ?most annoying covers
You know what, I was listening to some f*ggy *ss song on my iTunes and i didnt feel like turning it off so I just clicked on "show background image" and watched your sh*tty *ss gif looping while my gay little song was playing. Do you know what it means, it means that not only did it make your site gayer than it originally was, but it also rendered it absolutely worthless and inutile.
April 11th, 2007
Great site, Sitsu. No really, it's more than a site, it's like a library. You get the main focus, the gif, the sound, and if you happen to think that it's complete garbage, well there are sources which you can investigate and analyse. Closer, The Fly etc. and if you're not happy with just that, there's more, you can go see description and you can find a charming little story about who inspired you and when the idea hit you. Really you f*ggot, next time, more essential stuff, less being a dweeb.
April 10th, 2007
I think it's time to talk seriously about this subject. You worthless pieces of sh*t keep laughing at this whole pedo fad like it was spontaneous and refreshing every single time. So either you're all a bunch of retarded pieces of sh*t that shouldn't be allowed to vote/live and you should shut the f*ck up, or you're all litterally obsessed with this girl and should get some help. Either way, jerryfunk I 1'd all your sites as a good form of punishment I most certainly hope you enjoy.
April 10th, 2007
Way to try and desperately hang on to a bandwagon you missed 1 year ago, you dumb piece of sh*t. And then you tried to be all homo and turn this into a collective circle jerk, like "lol, who do YOU think it was". This isnt some kind of junior school communist sleepover, you worthless f*ggot. We're not going to help you make this better or anything. Either give us some good material or get the f*ck out.
April 10th, 2007
Great site you dumb f*ggot. I'm sure you haven't linkwhored it anywhere at all. I think it's a shame though, because it was almost sh*tty enough to round off completely the sh*ttiness clock and get back at the start where it wouldn't be so sh*tty. Unfortunately you came just a little short and your site sucks c*cks as a result. F*ck you.
April 9th, 2007
I 1'd all your best rated sites, you sh*t eating contest participant and since you're such a worthless unknown f*ggot it really will have an effect on your rating. I guess since you don't mind whoring a really old and overdone fad just to get, for once, a rating that isn't absolutely pathetic, you shouldn't mind other forms of punishment to compensate, such as never knowing a more pleasurable activity than having a carrot up your big fat ass.
April 9th, 2007
You're such a dumb f*cking f*ggot. You're like 30 years old and still spend all your time on this sh*tty site thinking you're funny. Why don't you actually try and question the validity of your existence, you lameass piece of sh*t nobody thinks you're funny just take a knife and cut your chest, it might be the best thing you'll ever experience anyway since sexual intercourse with a normal woman is out of question anyway, enjoy your AIDS lol.
April 6th, 2007
It could always be worse, you dumb f*ggot. I can only imagine how fulfilling it must be for you to leave a positive comment on every site you find just so that people can pay you some attention and upvote your sh*tty sites where you change some random character from a movie with an old *ss worn out ytmnd fad. I'm sure those 10 million 3 stars of yours prove your worthiness in this world, you mom must be very proud. Believe me when I say you will die alone.
April 5th, 2007
On on the site ?Bubb Rubb In Da Club
How f*ckin lamentable, you saw that stupid *ss Bubb Rubb site on the top 5 and you decided to make your own sh*tty little remix. Just thinking about the look on your face when you saw your lowass rating looking like "WTF, it doesnt work with me!" should get you a 5, but not really. gtfo
April 4th, 2007
On on the site ?Tom Arnold in Hell
At least this isn't f*cking excruciatingly worthless, you salad tossing gorilla c*cksucking contest participant, we know that you posess the ability to find some dumb sh*t on the internet, change 2 or 3 things and upload it on a retarded site rest assured we're not impressed, btw good job on having 10 billion sites with a rating of 3 I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with you stealth downvoting and sucking off everyone to get reasonable ratings out of pity/compassion, gtfo.
April 4th, 2007
For some reason you slimy pieces of sh*t think that if you take some random U&C YTMND and mix it with some f*ggot *ss fad, you're going to create comedy gold. It just goes to show how weak and primitive your brain is. It's like you think it's some funny sh*t + some other funny sh*t, so it must be funny sh*t times two, it doesn't work like that at all, you're just f*cking stupid as hell and I deeply hope you die in a fire. Thanks.
April 4th, 2007
Hey you sure showed him, you dumb f*ggot. It sure doesn't look at all like you cropped the low 15 pixels off that picture to remove the ebaumsworld watermark. It sure is a good YTMND though. Yep, the prank phone call mp3 with a sh*tty picture is, to say the very least avant-gardiste and progressive. Please get the f*ck out this site and die in a fire.
April 4th, 2007
On on the site ?Inventing the Internet
This is by far the corniest garbage I've seen this week you dumb piece of sh*t. I can only imagine your face getting red from exitement when you heard the word "tubes" while watching that retarded show. You thought that the fact alone of linking it to the most annoying fad ever would make a good ytmnd but not quite, you f*cking chump. Get the f*ck over it, you missed the Ted Stevens bandwagon two years ago now it's too late, let it f*cking die.
April 4th, 2007
You pasty little f*ggot, you felt too insecure about your site since the same thing basically was made 100000 times already so you decided to add more and more dumb sh*t until you turned it into this huge pile of garbage I felt like sitting through A Space Odyssey all over again, I can't believe this, every time some worthless little sh*t takes some site and adds some stupid fad to it you punks sh*t your pants in amazement but when he adds everything at once it gets a rating of like 4.5, dear godů
April 4th, 2007
Hey loser, how do you ever explain watching this f*ggot *ss kids show to your mother and avoid sh*tting your pants of embarassment when there are girls looking at you when you edit this worthless gif in the computer room at your school? Do you tell them it's for a science project or something? Well at least those stupid nimrods who think it's cool to replace a random movie character's face with Cosby's while playing the fuel music is amusing and original think you're funny and like you.
April 4th, 2007
On on the site ?GU3SS WH0'S B4CK
Hey, great attempt to stackwhore as much random sh*t as possible into a single site just to make it unendurably f*cking unfunny and worthless, you lame f*ggot *ss gorilla sh*t collector. But then the funny thing is that you still wanted this garbage to be in customary form and anally quoted every single place where you picked up your material. If you send someone gorilla sh*t, you don't put it in a special little pink package, you punk f*ggot.
April 2nd, 2007
Dude, I know this sucks but you can't let that punk *ss f*ggots bouquet piss you off. Sure, those worthless pieces of sh*t will make some money for a year or maybe two, but when people get tired of visiting their dumb f*cking site and they need to take it down and realise they're a waste of carbon and they can't do anything else that's constructive, the two dollars they made off your sh*tty little flash won't nearly compensate. You just need to do your thing and not let some dumb f*cks make you cry.