thecrimeanwar's recent comments:

April 7th, 2008
Go-Gurt is actually afterbirth in a tube.
April 4th, 2008
It's a good remix, but the only "Untitled"-related thing someone could do to get a 5 from me by this point would be for them to round up my favorite recording artists, and have them do a cover of the song that raises at least $15 million for AIDS research.
April 2nd, 2008
I think the question that remains is whether or not this will get to 100,000 views before YTMND shuts down.
April 1st, 2008
On on the site ?
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Good point, crappy sites are part of the reason as to why YTMND is dead.
April 1st, 2008
The BME Pain Olympics is worse. If you do scat porn, you can take a shower, wash your mouth out good, and it'll be like it never happened. Your penis is going to be bisected forever.
March 14th, 2008
Reply to chronster's comment on the site ?loldage
Which one has the commercials with their inventor, named "Tom Cruise"? He'd be the real one, Tom Cruise the actor isn't actually named that (his birth name, I believe, was Xzule, Champion of the Thetans).
February 27th, 2008
He's at Blockbuster and not sure whether to rent "Oh God!" starring George Burns, or "Oh Man!" (Is there a movie called that? This comment kinda doesn't work otherwise)
February 20th, 2008
He still has a couple Death Wish movies left in him.
February 18th, 2008
If I weren't planning on voting for Lyndon LaRouche, you'd be my first choice.
February 17th, 2008
If we did that, we'd just be stealing the end of Weird Al's song from Spy Hard. Stealing is wrong, you know?
February 17th, 2008
On on the site ?Toolman F
MORE POWER (simian grunting)!
February 16th, 2008
Replace the music with "Automatic" by the Pointer Sisters and I'll five. Not because it's the Malibu Club music in the game, but because it's a damn catchy song.
February 12th, 2008
On on the news post rollerdisco.
I had two ideas for the front page. First, some sort of "Sites you Might Like" section. I think the vote prediction thing is neat, but it isn't being put to a good use. My idea was to put ten random sites that have a predicted vote of 4 or more on a user's front page, as a kind of a personalized Worthwhile Sites. The second was a U&C-ish section for users with less than 5-10 sites, to highlight content by new users that might otherwise be overshadowed by more established users with large followings.
February 5th, 2008
Reply to Chav-Slayer's comment on the news post rollerdisco.
I figured that Top Viewed sites should at least meet U&C eligibility requirements and proposed raising it to 3.75 a few news posts back.
January 26th, 2008
It's amusing, but I feel that cats on the Internet are starting to get played out. Alpacas are the new in thing.
January 21st, 2008
When's the first season of this coming out on DVD?
January 15th, 2008
The fake preloader honestly threw me for a loop. That's when I knew it was time to go to sleep.
January 12th, 2008
On on the news post the sun is still.
Since nobody likes seeing sites they hate on the front page while preferences from user to user vary, my idea for the front page would be for personal preference to trump site rating. If there's a site on Top Rated, U&C, or Top Viewed, and you vote one or two on it, it should be hidden on your front page as long as you're logged in, with it's spot on Top Rated, U&C, or Top Viewed being taken by whatever was bubbling under the front page. At the same time, someone who wants to see it for a week can do so.
January 9th, 2008
On on the site ?A tribute to Jim Henson
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This just seems trite and redundant, as he died 18 years ago, it's not an anniversary of his death right now, and he has doubtlessly been paid tribute too countless times. It plays like a junior high school project.
January 9th, 2008
Reply to peesauce's comment on the news post the sun is still.
I'd say the featured user box is fundamentally flawed, in the way that 90% of users with featured status don't make sites anymore. I say replace it either with Worthwhile or a "favorite user" box (perhaps have both "recent sites from favorite users" and "random sites from favorite users" options, in case someone's favorite users aren't active anymore).
January 7th, 2008
Muppets haven't been this unfunny since that recurring segment they had on the first season of Saturday Night Live.
January 4th, 2008
On on the site ?
Seriously, was anyone expecting Ron Paul's Internet presence to result in a win? I figured it was common knowledge that Ron Paul was the Snakes on a Plane of presidential candidates.
January 1st, 2008
On on the site ?AOL tech support
The only advantage I can see to this being sponsored is so we can all see it and make fun of it's badness.
December 27th, 2007
I saw that movie a couple days ago and thought "that line would have made a good YTMND". So basically, 5 for thinking the same way I did.
December 26th, 2007
Reply to thecrimeanwar's comment on the news post mad world.
That's the idea.
December 26th, 2007
On on the news post mad world.
Would it be possible to automatically retire sites from appearing on Top Viewed after they're more than a week old? I figured that it would make sense since Sponsored and Top Rated work on a weekly basis as well. Besides, I've seen like five sites from over a year ago show up there in the past two weeks.
December 26th, 2007
Reply to hanktherapper's comment on the news post mad world.
I was glad when the Worthwhile section was removed because it always seemed to bring up lousy sites, although I like the basic concept after thinking about it more. I'd be all for bringing it back if the requirements were more restrictive (like, say, a minimum 4.1 rating, 10,000 views, and 500 votes).
December 26th, 2007
On on the site ?All to easy
Decent idea, but poorly executed. But, since it's only your third site and there's only 364 days left until Christmas, I think a three is fair.
December 21st, 2007
On on the site ?Emo Kids Suck
It's kind of weird to know that almost 1% of all YTMNDs use "Untitled" by Simple Plan as their sound.
December 16th, 2007
Vader's name has many commonly accepted spellings. He's like Muammar Gadaffi.