When are you people going to learn... I DON'T MAKE THIS SH*T FOR YOU. I MAKE IT FOR MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS, WHICH OBVIOUSLY YOU ALL HAVE NONE OF. Honestly, why the hell would I care about impressing a bunch of people over the internet? I make this stuff about people at my college and send it to my friends and roommates and they love it. So STFU.

For anyone who doesn't know... this guy thinks he's a meteorologist. So we make fun of him at school.