Look who's "Winning" now!
Rumor has it Uncle Charlie's being replaced by Uncle Jesse. This show might be watchable now, that is as long as Stamos brings along his catchphrase "Have Mercy."
P.S. to Charlie Sheen -- Please don't hate me, eat my hands off my arms, send 'Nails' after me, beat me like an ex-wife or destroy me with your "fists of fire." This is only intended as a joke. Although, I'd like to note that you are NOT Special (or at least more special than everyone else), nor are you Wolverine with Super-human healing abilities. I mean, come on, you've aged 15 years in 7 months. There's nothing Super-human about aging at an amazing speed... that just means you snorted out of the wrong Grail in the cave. This isn't meant to be hateful, I really hope the best for you and that you hit rock bottom so that you'll stop hitting the rock... and the women in your life.
P.P.S. to John Stamos -- We miss Uncle Jesse.