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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Skanda,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,01,10,1000,100,777,77,888,88,999,99,666,66,69,069,420,44,444,555,55,333,33,222,22,111,11,720,619,61,19,45,65,35,85,15,75,95,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',;,:,'',?,/,>,.,JK,GG,GIG,GIF,FF,CC,C,XX,XY,ZZZ,ZZ,Z,MN,LOL,L,K,KEK,Q,R,TY,YT,DD,3DD,3D,2D,D,S,SS,USSR,USA,FIG,Cute,Film,Movie,Mov,WWW,W,Soviet,Russia,Russian,Seduction,Platinum Blonde,Platinum,Blonde,Aryan,Arya,Slavic,Slav,Jackerman,KittenVox

https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

The famous man. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my man? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my ytmnd page "This is a man", I'd have been lying!

thisisnotaman

Ceci n'est pas une pipe,just the kind of pretentious highbrow comedy ytmnd was missing,Rene Magritte,this is not a pipe,this is not a site,this is not a man now dog,keywords looking more and more like a dr seuss book

Luigi Boccherini: Minuetto

Dr. Arliss Loveless : Rita, my dear. Not that I'm ungrateful to providence for bringing you back, but I have to confess - I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them. Rita Escobar : Well, they seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends. [In a low voice] Rita Escobar : Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you. Dr. Arliss Loveless : Well, isn't that a coincidence? Cos, I kinda miss me too! Rita Escobar : He's so impetuous. Artemus Gordon : Yes, he's an idiot. [as West pretends to be an exotic dancer to distract Dr. Loveless and free the hostages] Capt. James West : Have you out of here in just a second, Mr. President. [West jumps into Dr. Loveless' wheelchair and is wheeled away] President Grant : Is she with us? Coleman : Captain West, sir. Rita Escobar : Oh, he's so graceful.

RitaEscobar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3cVXPTzngo

A few years ago Contrapoints mentioned how she could "Me too" a prominent leftist figure. Leading people to speculate who it was. PT had been widely referenced to have stolen a lot of Contra's style in videos and before the video has been friends until Contra said they are not in her life anymore and she doesn't want to talk about it. After Contra came out as a lesbian PT came out as a trans woman. A long 4Chan thread was written speculating that PT had sexually assaulted Contra by groping her breasts while asking about her transition, becoming obsessed with her afterwards. And transitioning to avoid responsibility. After a short film about a trans woman with a crossdressing boyfriend came out and was being talked about online. Contra posted a vague tweet saying "I get the struggle having an ex boyfriend that wanted to be you. But at least they didn't also ditto your entire YouTube brand" seemingly confirmed the conspiracy theories and implying they dated. After many.

Contrapoints

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1xxcKCGljY

Having survived the injuries he sustained in the Chicago war and avoided being hunted down by the humans in the years since, Barricade had been rebuilt into a sleeker new form. In the seven years since the Chicago conflict, he had acted as Megatron's spy and scout in his search for the Guardian Knights' talisman. Perhaps unknown to Barricade, he had long been under surveillance by the U.S. government. In the ruins of Chicago, he witnessed the talisman being bestowed to Cade Yeager by one of the Knights. He was however unable to claim it due to arrival of the heavily armed TRF, and he watched from a distance as they entered a stand off with Yeager and the Autobots. Barricade reported back to Megatron, accidentally angering his leader by flashing his light in his face. He reported the events of his mission, and Megatron was further angered by his failure to retrieve the Talisman, which was needed to find the Staff they required. Barricade managed to salvage the situation, indicating he knew who could lead them to the Staff: the TRF themselves. Unknown to either Decepticon, their conversation was being monitored by William Lennox and General Morshower. Based on Barricade's plan, Megatron used human hostages as leverage to broker a deal with TRF and secured the release of fellow Decepticons Mohawk, Dreadbot, Nitro Zeus, and Onslaught. Barricade later joined his leader and cohorts in their hunt for Yeager. They arrived at Yeager's scrap yard but Yeager had already fled to a nearby town and they followed. They were met with some not-quite-unexpected resistance in the form of the Autobots Bumblebee, Drift, and Crosshairs and blasted by a trap set by Yeager. Barricade took point in pursuing Yeager through the town. Barricade ordered Yeager and Izabella to freeze, but was surprised and swiped through a wall by the newly arrived Grimlock's tail. Luckily for Barricade, Grimlock was then focused on attacking Megatron and crunching on Dreadbot. After Dreadbot and Onslaught perished in battle, Barricade fled when Megatron gave the order to retreat. He and his comrades then followed Yeager to England, knowing he was the key to finding the Staff. In London, he chased down the fleeing Bumblebee, who had Yeager and Viviane Wembly with him. He attempted to ram them but was blasted away by his Autobot nemesis. He transformed to catch himself but fell into oncoming traffic and was rammed by a large truck. Commenting on how much it hurt, he had been hit hard enough that he was too weak to continue the pursuit. He later rendezvoused with Megatron and Nitro at Stonehenge, the site which would drain Unicron, who lay deep within the Earth, of his energy and revive the recently arrived Cybertron. He happily gloated that he had lived to kill a planet and commented on the ease with which they could kill Unicron. They soon came under attack from the British Armed Forces and Barricade returned fire.

Barricade

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zOhvyibAeI

FBI Agent Angela del Toro received the mystical paws and head of the Jade Tiger of K'un L'un after her uncle Hector, the original White Tiger, was killed. She reluctantly took up his mantle and became the new White Tiger after Daredevil inspired her with his ideals of the good a superhuman vigilante could do. Angela del Toro originally did not the responsibility that came with becoming a super hero. It was only after Daredevil helped her see how much good she could do that she accepted her role and assumed her place in the White Tiger lineage.

AngelaToro

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTzh6O0N3kk

TO HELL WITH YOU, KAROL G!!!! HOW COULD YOU ONCE AGAIN?!?!?! SHAME ON YOU, KAROL G!!!!!!

myriamandkarolg2

karol,g,myriam,hernandez,reggaeton,balada,romantic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMF3UEa_A8E

uh oh

whatdahell

80s idk

HOW COULD YOU, KAROL G!

myriamandkarolg

karol,g,myriam,hernandez,reggaeton,balada,romantic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMF3UEa_A8E

Interviews with Patients of Depression by Psychiatrist 1959

itookanoverdoseofpills

overdose,pills,suicide,psychatric,psychiatrist,1959

Blurred Figures x fourwalls - you came back

Moonlyte — 08/12/2021 Let me paint you a picture. There I was hanging with my mage buddy who was helping me kill mobs south of Freed for my dweam wing qwuest. SUDDENLY we turn around and BOOM there he is...Nazar, that beast of a boss just staring at us, with his beady eyes and his undeniable unquenchable thirst for blood. I felt threatened....I had been songbotting for 20 minutes. I wanted to not swim anymore, so there I was finding myself in a predicament that I just made a PUBLIC Nazar raid. My guild, the nice girls that they are decided to come help us murder the madman staring us down. Suddenly....OUT OF NOWHERE I see it....T2 Rangora popped. Well...I mean we were ALREADY SOUTH OF FREED, maybe it was reds, maybe we could cuck them and get a little pvp in. So off we went, sailing the high seas for all of 2 WHOLE LONG MINUTES to Freed. There he was....this fucking ANTI-FACTION mother fucker....trying to kill T2 Rangora by himself.....THE NERVE OF PROOFOFEXISTENCE, HOW DARE HE NOT MAKE A PUBLIC RAID AND INVITE THE FACTION. So we purple him, we had a mighty war there in the middle of Freed island. What could we do? Blood was everywhere, everyone was so ....just DUMBFOUNDED how unbelievably ANTI-FACTION he was to kill a boss without us. So, to get back at him, we went ahead and killed the boss. We were already there you see. SUDDENLY WE ARE ACCUSED OF BEING SNAKES AND SNAKING THE BOSS FROM THE FACTION AND NOT INVITING ANYONE. HOW COULD THIS HAVE ALL TAKEN PLACE IN A PUBLIC RAID? THE AUDACITY.

akmitwest

akmit,frail,aau,unchained,archeage

just a charbys raid bro

Coming soon to theaters or video-on-demand. How could one bold defender of stupidity join both The Avengers and The Justice League at the same time? Answer: He can't. Gritty reboot coming next year.

illegaleagle

eagleman,used cars,commercial,weird,strange,stupid,funny,superhero,cape,local,fart,murdarmachene,kacen

His Battle Cry

"The famous YTMND. How people reproached me for it! And yet, could you stuff my YTMND? No, it's just a representation, is it not? So if I had written on my picture "This is a YTMND", I'd have been lying!" — Scruffé Hamsteritte

treacheryofimages

The treachery of images,René Magritte,Vivaldi,Museum Piece,YTMND,Connery,Classy as shit

Vivaldi - The Four Seasons of Sean Connery

See ya later, Moron

seeyalatermoron

How could this happen to me?

How could this happen?

OHNOOOOOO

quake,quake 3,skeleton,bones

Metal Gear

Dawg

Poskilius

Dude I have no idea it's a messsed up sound from "how could this happen to me"

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue! Why would you do this to me? Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you. No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick. How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick. NO I HAVE ACIDIC- NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME? OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this How cou- Hou could you even do this to me? Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious! What does that mea- It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS! What does that mean? It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD! What are you talking about? GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD! OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS! But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!? AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass. Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left. OOOOH there will always be something left. No, this tickle fades away your cheeks! NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!

ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG

ATG,BOOTYASS,TICKLE,CHEEK,ASS,ASSHOE,LOUDTMND,FUCKMYASS

Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!

These ideas still pop up in my head every day, despite the medication

staplerdoor

Uncited

"Don't worry, it only feels like you're pooping." is a common expression coined by Alan Thicke on the set of Growing Pains. As he was raw dogging a chick in the ass and it was her first time, she became concerned that she pooped everywhere after Thicke's initial penetration and thrust. He comforted her in front of all the cast and crew before continuing. "Don't worry baby, it only feels like you're pooping. My dick feels like a poop in your ass. You've probably taken shits bigger than my dick. Everyone has this experience." He finally began pounding her ferociously and pulled out after 10 seconds and came all over this her very large back. He turned towards the cast and crew and exclaimed, " I hope I'm not laying it on too THICKE!" Everyone clapped, even the random woman he just fucked in the ass clapped. She checked to see if she pooped. Nope, there was no poop. Alan Thicke was right, and she declared, "HE WAS RIGHT, there's no poop! It only FEELS like your pooping!"

upload-some-sites-im-sure-it-wont-be-a-pain-in-the-ass-at-all

be sure to tell 'em LARGE MARGE SENT YA,exactly,Alan Thicke explains to a group of inner city kids that he was in fact "What Willis was Talking About",then someone threw a basketball at his head,uploading mp4 could be pretty great just saying,not telling anyone how to do their shit

Doja Cat - Big Booty Nipples Ass Cum Suckin' Pop Tart Crumbs Out My Ass With Yo Titties Bitch (feat. They Might Be Giants) (now playable in Beat Saber)

Hanma blood

GalhoslikesMilkers

Ascencion ,Mirin,Sicknt,Baki,Based

AYAYAYAYAAAAAAA

The most infamous play of the recent Super Bowl when the Eagles unfortunately won. :(

superbowl52

super bowl 52,patriots,eagles,tom brady,tb12,#notdone

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I MADE MY MISTAKES

pregnant pupper wonders how this could happen to her

doggiedepression

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How Could This Happen To Me she wants to know "how could this happen to me"

It's rude to stair.

Partisan

how could this happen to me

Albino Blacksheep

an old Suzanne site from 2015, REPOSTED. After finding more connections George Michael has to Larry Craig, such as getting arrested for a bathroom incident, as well as noticing that Leonard Cohen (who has Craig's initials and a lover named Suzanne) was also signed to Columbia Records, I felt like this old sited needed to be reposted. The original reason why this site was posted was to celebrate gay pride in the United States in all 50 states, and because of the hype of the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie as well. Now I found connections that George Michael has to Leonard Cohen as well. This time I've NSFW'ed the site after reconsidering how obscene it could come off. SUPREMO INTREPIDTY here! RIP George Michael 1963-2016 RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016

fiftystates

Wham,Wham Rap,Larry Craig,George Michael,Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,RIP,2016,celebrity deaths,old,repost,site,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliance

Wham Rap (RIP George Michael 1963-2016)

how could this happen to me, crippy edition

crippy

crippy emo

ytmnd code

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

Team America, World Police

how angry could he get?

berneesanders

Bernie Sanders,Donald Trump

because Trump won

yo

imeowedmymistakes

YTMND

all mah frans laft me. BBBB

EVERYBODYLEFTME

how could this happen

Earth Star no stop

WhatAboutMeDontYouCareAboutMeAnyMore

Toad Patrol,Earth Star,Untitled,How could this happen to me,Good Day

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