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My first halloween themed song, people say it sounds "empty", like something in the background is missing... Could u give me feedback on how to make it better? thanks.

HCPsong

Halloween,Pumpkin,Song,fruity

me

OH MAH GUR HYDROPONIC SYSTEM WOULD BE GREAT LOOKS GREA... oh..... oh.........no...............................

howcouldthisARKtome

ARK,ARK: Survival Evolved,Simple Plan,how could this ARK to me

ARK: Survival Could Happen to Me.

A young, proud Pilipino of color is struck a devastating blow.

thisiswhatprocrastinationleadsto

flip,420 blaze that shit wendy,existential anguish,great leap forward steel

Simple Plan - Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?)

HOW?

whytoken

how,could,this,happen,to,me,district,of,columbia,wtf?,lol,anyway,enjoy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Two studies zero in on DNA-based drivers of weight. Is obesity written in our genes? In two separate papers, published in the journal Science and in the Journal of Clinical Investigation (JCI), researchers describe new genetic factors that could explain weight gain in some people. In the Science study, researchers at Boston Children’s Hospital studying mice found a rare genetic mutation that prevented the animals from burning off fat calories. They also found the same gene was mutated in a group of obese people. And a team based at University College London reported in JCI that a specific form of a gene previously linked to obesity, FTO, can increase craving for high-fat foods. The discoveries add to the growing body of knowledge about the biology behind weight, and the results confirm that while it’s represented by a single number, weight is the complex combination of a multitude of different metabolic processes, from brain systems that regulate appetite to enzymes that control how efficiently calories are turned from food into energy that the body needs. Making matters even more confusing, these factors are also likely influenced by environmental contributors such as diet and lifestyle.

obesity

obesity,fat,chubby,genetic,overweight,genes,Georgia Davies,sugar,most ytmnd users,diabetes

Medical Conference, Boise, Idaho, 2010

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

Mister softee

Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor. Angry Joe expected to issue rant before the end of the weekend.

jesseeisenbergislexluthor

Simple Plan

Sophia thought she hated dubstep. She was about to find out just how wrong she could be...

sophialovesdubstep

mashy,dubstep,skrillex

april fool's troll tune given away free

How could this happen to me

robocide

robot,suicide ,myspace

Myspace Suicide sites

Beta servers?!

ffxivarrserver

final fantasy xiv,final fantasy,login,fail,error

The sound is a clip from Simple Plan - How Could This Happen To Me

HOW COULD YOU FACEPUNCH!?

FUUUUU

FUUUUU,facepunch,garry's mod,garry's,mod,garrys mod,gmod,windows xp,windows,HOW,COULD,YOU!?

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Poor, poor Jack

lonelyjack

Youtube

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

helpmaxwithmoney

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Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

throatcancer

Dallas,JR,throat cancer,texas,ewing,j.r.,Larry Hagman,who shot,villain,patrick duffy

Youtube to mp3 converter

How could you come back to all this? Why keep fighting?

spending

Umfuld,gr33nscr33n

Umfuld's Theme

how could this happen

cloudboards

donkeykong's last.fm

Nemo is Emo

nemotheemo

Finding Nemo,Emo,Disney,Dory

Simple Plan - Untitled (How could this happen to me?)

An alternate look at how the season 2 finale could have ended.

realroyalwedding

my little pony,friendship is magic,cadance,shining armor,rammstein

Rammstein - Feuer Frei!

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

heytrainerdowndugtrio

heytrainer,,pokemon,dugtrio,down,website,forum

Simple plan / YTMND asset id 170533

Mouse trap gets mouse

mickeymousetrap

Mickey Mouse,Donald Duck,Goofy,Disney,Sad,Simple Plan,Minnie Mouse,Mickey,Trap,Death

Simple Plan - Untitled (How could this happen to me?)

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Whore-Ratio Sands

How could this happen to meeeeeeeeee?!

kenn-emo

Simple Plan, How could this happen to me

kjcxhvlkjhsgdfiog;hdf

austinthorntonspenis

fdgfdg

It'll be okay, bats.

howcouldthishappentobruce

How Could This Happen to Me?

How could this happen to me

brallycats

Simple Plan

How could this happen to Light?

kirasuicide

death note,myspace suicide

Simple Plan - How Could This Happen To Me

HOW COULD ANY MAN POSSIBLY NEED THAT MANY NUTS?

ThatsAlotOfNuts

Nuts,Kung Pow,Asian,Shout,Funny

Audacity

Who could know how I felt when he took me in his arms and whispered: "Intentionality."

intentionality

Created on New Years Eve, 2011, using Garage Band and its built-in beats

;-; worst day of my life

nightwalkers

shoes,how could this happen to me,free bitch

YTMND

OH GOD.

milkeverywhere

MILK, panic! at the disco

How could this happen to me - Simple Plan