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"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme" - Mark Twain Turns out the good old days weren't as good as people remember them. But if folks could deal with it back then, so can we now. Unless we've all become a buncha pussies like the rest of the internet. Then I weep for the future.

inalieabletruths

economy,complaining,politics,gifrun,vote3,wear,sunscreen,never,eat,memberberries

Baz Luhrmann - "Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen"

It's an anthology story about the American dream. It kicks off in a parkour academy with someone being accused of a crime.

airplaneride

You should write the story as a piece of flash fiction.

Harrison Ford tells you to leave behind everything you know about airplanes. Idea credit to a professor.

everythingyouknowaboutairplanes

Harrison Ford,Airplanes

From DaVinci Resolve Lesson Files

I took this picture and I thought it was cool enough to post here :)

airplanephoto

airplane

owl city - air traffic

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burnt

Busta Rhymes - Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check (Instrumental)

FAMOUS SCIENTIST WHOSE NAME SORT OF RHYMES WITH "CHOKE"

leeuwenhoek

LOL!,VOTE 5

Adverb

A highly obscure character from books and comics. And yes, his name does rhyme with "choke".

arioch

LOL!,VOTE 5

Adverb

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

poopoo

bustarhymesbutspongebob

funny

i made it lol

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canwepretendthatairplanesinthenightsky

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This works because 'Tubes' sort of rhymes with 'Fuse', also this is the most complicated stage to navigate since Olmec Man

commercially

LOL!,VOTE 5

Uncited because it got tangled up in the tubes

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notanotherstairsmeme

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it's like poetry. it rhymes

itrhymes

george lucas,lucas,it rhymes,biden,trump,clinton

chrono trigger subterranean remix by zircon @ ocremix

It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

rockarhyme

penn jillette,tricky,rhyme,rap,penn & teller,run-dmc,sway,hip-hop

Penn Jillette and Sway rapping to Run-DMC

Dr. Jones miscalculates the location of the proper landing strip

ijfof

Indiana,Jones,Airplane

moms basement

party mouse breaks your vase

vasebreak

partyy mouse thug vase break

artist-busta rhymes Song-whoo ha

rhyme of the ancient site

albatossed

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Burton

partyy mouse is INTREPID!

destroyswmg

partyy mouse,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY,Suzanne,DESTROY WMG,YouTube sucks because it blocks our favorite songs!,partyy mouse is INTREPID

Heavy D & The Boyz - Somebody For Me

1989 Ronald spitting some rhymes.

ronaldmcdonaldflow

Ronald,McDonald,Flow

The MILLION DOLLAR McDonalds Record!

old faithful

geyzer

geyzer

jefferson airplane

quote by sam kinison used and sampled in some music as well, most notably Run DMC's "Beats to the Rhyme"

samdick

sam kinison

sam kinison comedy

this is how you Jefferson Airplane

chi-chis

can't get enough of that chi-chi's salsa

fucking bologna sandwiches

I do not like airlines.

kaa

the simpsons,doctor strangelove,whips,dong,donald trump,mile high club,refueling fornication

The Turtles

This movie is really gonna TRANK at the box office!

fantastic4

FANTASTIC 4,AIRPLANE,SHITASTIC 4,SHIT HITS THE FAN,MILES BANK TELLER,JOSH TRANK THE TITANTIC,GOD HATES FAGT4STIC 4,FANTASTIC WHORE

Donnie Davies - God Hates Fagt4stic 4

Feels good? Feeling good is good enough...ytmnd.

boldf2

platoon,charlie sheen,willem dafoe,weed,vietnam,white rabbit,jefferson airplane

White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane "YTMND" soundbyte Sean Connery

An old woman gets prank called by a radio station, and is told that her cat won't be able to ride in the cabin alongside her. Her reaction is priceless.

mycatisgoin

z100,prank call,cat,planes,radio,airplane

Z100

Not the circus, but high flying fun in the world of air.

highflyingfun

fun,airplane,pilot pete,plane,air plane,dingus,drimble,dangus,drambus,doombus

thanks mia again

It's hard to rock a rhyme! It's hard to rock a rhyme! No, no, no, it's tricky, it's tricky to rock a rhyme!

itstricktorockarhyme

beavis and butthead,run dmc

The Beavis and Butthead Experience

I LOVE IT! AIRPLANES ARE FASCINATING!

iloveitairplanesarefascinating

hayao miyazaki,studio ghibli,ghibli,the wind rises,miyazaki,classic ytmnd

The Wind Rises (2013) - Studio Ghibli

They invaded with stuff that isn't even doom what does that mean?...I have no frikin idea

Thisisyourdoom

doom.cats,fire,wedit,lol,wat,Keywords,well,i have no idea what to type,jk,Pingas

The End is near the cats are hear rhymes are easy when you are squeeze or if thats how you spell it i dont want to smell it damn im good with rhymes in just the right amount of time my grammar is bad but not in Real Life i just spelled it quick to get to the next Step so i will just type MMMmmm dammit no ryhmes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss lolololy pie fat obese me doin sums