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Henry Sellers is a television game show host that gets fired for being an alcoholic. He's supposed to be on the wagon, but he takes one little sip of alcohol and goes crazy and jumps out the window.

henrysellers

I'm Henry Sellers! // //

father ted,henry sellers,super mario odyssey

Super Mario Odyssey - RC Car, Father Ted - Competition Time

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Snow Viper // //

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Westernanimated/comments/vuxnvb/soviet_seduction_jackerman/?rdt=38794

.....fad?

wasitadream

not,real

‎

an nes game

figurethingsout

figure,things,out,vaporwave,nes,8bit,graphics

Shinobi

A meme dream to end all wars

memedream

Created with SUNO

(Insert incredibly unfunny "joke" here.)

hereunder

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

DC: Dark Legion (2025) is an mobile game for Android and IOS made by FunPlus. The game allows players to assemble teams with various DC heroes and villains, including Wonder Woman, who is known for her versatility and high skill stats. She can provide team-wide buffs and deal solid damage, enhancing the strength of her allies.

DianaPrince

Double W // WW //

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkYZDutQOk

Shao Kahn has many warriors under his command, but his trust lies solely in the fighters of his own creation. Warrior blood gathered from countless battlefields, fused with sorcery, produced his most effective enforcer yet: Skarlet. An expert tracker, she preys on those deemed enemies of the empire. During kombat, Skarlet gains strength from her opponent's blood, absorbing it through her skin. Shao Kahn has a new mission for this formidable kombatant: Discover Quan Chi's true intentions. And kill him if he plots betrayal of the emperor. - Skarlet'S Bio (Mortal Kombat 9)

Skarlet

Bloody Hell ! ! ! // //

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hb5hE89Dgw

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aardwolf

Ralph Bakshi's Fritz the Cat (1972)

...your first and last step to playing yourself like an accordion.

madvillainy

Daedelus - Experience (the song sampled in Accordion)

Not safe for printers. (And yes, I do know that I missed an opportunity for a joke by not marking this NSFW.)

diefool

Geto Boys - Still

Powerpuff was a high potential superhero action series that could had premiere on The CW during the 2020s season. The project was created by Diablo Cody and Heather Regnier, and stars Dove Cameron and Yana Perrault. It is a live-action adaptation of the original animated series, The Powerpuff Girls that aired on Cartoon Network from 1998 to 2005. On May 24, 2021, it was announced that the pilot was going to be re-developed. As of May 11, 2022, the project was still said to be in development, However two months later it was announced that Craig McCracken is developing an newer version of the show for Cartoon Network Finally on May 18, 2023 the project was announced as dead.

PowerPuffGurlZ

Professor Utonium is abusive dad // ! Bubbles = Alcoholic - Blossom // = Murderer AND Buttercup = SJW !

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https://x.com/LostMediaBuster/status/1897534429486002226

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

Big Booty Latina . . . Hot ! ! ! // //

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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1770527460582645947

A feisty (Latina!) bandita from Mexico, Rose steals from the rich and gives to the poor...members of her bandit gang similar to Robin Hood. She entered the Freaky Flyers race for the fame that comes with winning. At the end of her Adventure Mode storyline, Rose is pardoned by the governor for winning the race.

CactusRose

I Just LOVE / LUV LatinaS ! ? . // //

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMBFHJNurVA

This is an ode in recognition of Carl Jung,

odetocarljung

An Ode // To // Carl Jung

carl jung

An original composition by Christian Bale "Shevat, the Wind is Calling"

Yungfreckz, also known as Missy Marie, is an American model. By the time she was 18, she was already sporting an I cup. She never had any intention of becoming a boob icon, but the internet decided for her. She was discovered in late 2017 by a forum dedicated to busty women in tops. Soon after the discovery, she started receiving countless messages and Instagram followers. She was not sure whether to delete everything off the internet or just to go with the new attention, but two years and several bra sizes later she decided to create a Patreon. Today Missy happily creates content for her subscribers showing off her breasts, which according to her are still growing. As of January 2025, Yungfreckz has amassed 446,000 followers on her Instagram platform.

YungFreckZ

Red Heads W/ Freckles ARE CUTE ! // //

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https://urlebird.com/user/yungfreckz/

Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature. Koro-Sensei Q! is a spin-off manga of the Assassination Classroom series featuring the original cast of the original manga. Unlike the original manga, the spin-off is set in an RPG world where Class 3-E attempt to get stronger but lack the necessary skills to fight. Thus, the ''Demon King'' decides to train them so the class can eventually surpass and kill him with his speed of '99999'.

NagisaShiota

He IS a Cute Man ! // Momma's Boi ~ // Trap Cutie ( Kawaii )

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WRMRssfHmY

"Take those to the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left at the end of the day."

firestarterlenny

The Prodigy - Firestarter

It will be incredibly funny if this site ends up not being my lowest-rated one.

worstytmndsite

Boards of Canada - Magic Window

Okay there glass went to war.

Therewwe

Blenko // Has // An ENEMY

Glass

Vocaroo

An unkind friend forced Tomoya ( Main character - Voiced BY Ooyama Chiroru ) to wear girls' clothes, then " SHE " was penetrated . It aroused a hidden feeling inside . . . ( Note : Josou = Cross-Dressing )

Josou

BussIn ' Boi 's BubbLy // Boy Pussy / BussY Go(a)tS ' // Em BustIng Thems Busty Buss-Down

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https://vndb.org/v13491/releases

Believe it or not, I did, in fact, steal a gif from tenor.com (though the gif in this ytmnd is an edited version). (DISCLAIMER: I have somehow not seen Pulp Fiction yet. Maybe this song actually completely fits the scene. But I don't know for sure because, like I said, I haven't watched Pulp Fiction.)

unfittingfiction

The Sonics - Strychnine

Another site in the "username666 steals from tenor.com" series.

pokemonmistake

The Bravery - An Honest Mistake

The United States Digital Service is a technology unit housed within the Executive Office of the President of the United States. The USDS was launched on August 11, 2014 by President Barack Obama. It provided consultation services to federal agencies on information technology. Its mandate was to improve and simplify digital service, and to improve federal websites. President Donald Trump issued an executive order on January 20, 2025, renaming the United States Digital Service as the United States DOGE Service, with an emphasis on using digital technology to maximize Federal government efficiency and productivity. DOGE stands for Department of Government Efficiency. The order also established an organization within USDS, called the U.S. DOGE Service Temporary Organization (USDSTO).

DOGEgov

Trump And Elon PlayIn 5D Chess ! // They are legally covered ! ! ! ! // . . . Thanks Obama . . I Guess !

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8O_G0FeAU

Even the shyest of birds occasionally have their spicy moments... deciding to wear a sheer skirt out for a day of shopping was already a bold move, but after picking up a few new toys at his favourite toy store he got a little too carried away and the idea entered his head that trying one out in public would be an exciting way to spend the afternoon. Slipping it in somewhere discrete, not too worried about it being visible through the sheer fabric figuring his tailfeathers and general fluff would do a good enough job hiding it from view, he settled down at a nearby coffee shop. Unfortunately for poor Addie, the toy ended up being considerably more effective than he had expected. Suffice it to say, everyone around had a pretty good idea what was going on, and given his state there wasn't much he could do about it except wait for his body to calm down enough for him to be able to walk away... Fortunately, this kind of thing is well tolerated and often even enjoyed his his world, so he shouldn't get into much trouble. Judging by the subtle shake of the camera though, we may be viewing this through someone's phone recording... that's what you get for trying out toys in public, Addie!

Adhina

PEOPLE WILL WANNA FUCK ANYTHING // & ANYONE THESE DAYS ! ! ! ! // OR IN THIS CASE. . . BIRD BOI !

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https://e621.net/posts/3984699

Ayu Khandro (Long Life Dakini), also known as Dorje Paldrön, lived from 1839 to 1953 (114 years). She was a practitioner, yogini, and terton of Tibetan Buddhism in Eastern Tibet. An accomplished Dzogchen meditator, she is known for her extensive pilgrimages throughout Tibet, long periods of dark retreat practice, the gongter of the practice of the yidam Senge Dongma, various forms of Chöd, and her lifelong dedication to spiritual practice. Much of the information we have about Ayu Khandro comes from the oral commentary that she gave in person to Chogyal Namkhai Norbu in Dzongsa in 1951. He wrote her namthar, or spiritual biography, which was later published in Women of Wisdom by Tsultrim Allione. Ayu Khandro met, and was taught by, many great masters of her day: Jamyang Khyentse Wangpo, Jamgon Kongtrul the First, Chokgyur Lingpa, Nyala Pema Dündul, Adzom Drukpa, Togden Rangrig and the ninth Tai Situpa, Pema Nyingche Wangpo. She led the life of a hidden yogini, spending a significant amount of her life in retreat or as a wandering chodma. She was recognised as an emanation of Vajrayogini.

AyuKhandro

// // Rainbow Body

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X1nEEXg4Fg

Jack Perry (born June 16, 1997) is an American professional wrestler. He is signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of The Elite stable. He is also a former one-time FTW Champion, a former one-time AEW TNT Champion, and a former one-time AEW World Tag Team Champion (with Luchasaurus as Jurassic Express). He previously performed under the ring name Jungle Boy. He also makes appearances for New Japan Pro-Wrestling (NJPW), where he is a former member of Bullet Club and its sub-group House of Torture. Jungle Boy's first theme song was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora in AEW.

JungleBoy

// // Jacky Boi

Skanda,Jacky,Boi,Jacky Boi,Jacky Boy,Jack Perry,Jack,Perry,Jungle Boy,Jungle,Boy,All Elite Wrestling,AEW,EW,A,E,W,AW,AE,EA,WA,AA,AAA,L,FTW,Pro,Gay,Gey,Guy,TNT,WWW,Champ,1997,19,97,95,75,85,65,45,2,55,25,35,15,333,33,666,66,69,111,121,069,096,96,888,88,777,820,82,20,99,999,555,444,44,420,42,720,700,000,00,01,10,100,1000,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),-,_,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",','',:,;,/,?,>,.,1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,WWE,Wrestling,Wrestle,Tarzan,Disney,Tarzan Boy,Baltimora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK6gzAobx4Y

Shoutout to Yahya Sinwar for starting a war which will now end with Gaza becoming American land... I am starting to understand why Bibi accepted the ceasefire in January 2025... Can't wait for the Trump Hotel in Gaza AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!! (LOL) Note- When Nazi Germany started a war and lost, all the Germans in Eastern Europe were moved back to Germany where they originate.... Soooo... I do think that the Arabs are getting deported.....

MAGAStrip

The Gaza Strip WILL BE A . . . // GentleMenS Club! Deus Vult! // WE NEED AN EMPIRE ! - Trump

CC,DC,DD,GG,LOL,GIF,Joke,WOW,MAGA,Trump,W,L,WWW,S,C,Z,ZX,XYZ,XY,XX,ZZZ,ZZ,OP,PO,F,Skanda,Gaza,War,USA,US,Wee,Trumps,2025,20,25,33,333,666,66,69,777,77,888,88,444,420,42,111,121,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,000,00,10,01,65,75,85,95,45,35,15,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",','',:,;,/,?,>,.,...,???,$$$,Hell,Hotal,Chart,Chat,Middle East,Middle,East,Eastern

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1886929102726197534

Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

// // ARG

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBAcLM2fHEQ

AGE: 34 , HEIGHT: 5'10" , WEIGHT: 134lbs. Victoria Beckett started her rise to power by attending West Point Military Academy when she was 18. Later becoming an Infantry Officer for the US Army in 2027. In her four year service she served in the Eastern European War of 2031, where she was wounded by a rocket that hit her MATV. Her combat expertise lead to her soldiers calling her "War Mother". After leaving the Army she still had a strong desire to fight. DIQ noticed she had an immense talent for combat operations and hired her for their new Security Forces Branch. Starting off as a Section Commander it wasn't long before she became the Chief Deputy Director of the entire SF. She endulges in her newfound power and wealth so much that looking at her you wouldn't assume she's a tested war veteran. From the DIQ Headquarters she managed NAT's forces in the Liberation Wars with her right hand Amanda Grant. While stern and well disciplined, she is not against letting loose and having fun when there isn't work to do. Enjoying the fruits of her labor with expensive drinks and other poisons. The only thing that can match her ferocious appetite for fighting is her sex drive. Many men fear her in both aspects. Only the best warriors get rewarded with her time in the bedroom. You better stand at attention for her...

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