| ?Jack shows Christ Love |
Kirosumii |
(2.50) |
458 |
2007-02-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
christlove
site text:
Christ Love! // //
sound origin:
Micheal W. Smith - Our God Is An Awesome God [1].mp3
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| ?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
458 |
2023-09-23 |
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description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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| ?Brandon will work dick |
shockerjoe |
(1.00) |
459 |
2012-06-30 |
|
description:
An unfortunate typo.. or is it?
domain:
bmpdick
site text:
BRANDON // WILL TAKE // DICK
keywords:
homo typo
sound origin:
that creepy homo song
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| ?Riddler's Orphanage |
airbud |
(3.20) |
459 |
2018-07-30 |
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description:
The Riddler has taken over an orphanage in Arkham Knight, and it's a creepy place. Look at that ladybug toy.
domain:
arkhamknight
keywords:
arkham knight
sound origin:
Arkham Knight
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| ?ricky is mean |
mistyhunter |
(1.36) |
460 |
2006-04-10 |
|
description:
this is for all my homies who couldn't make it on account of them being dead
domain:
nicktheogre
site text:
You all called me an // OGRE!!! Well i say // F@#$ YOU!!!!
sound origin:
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| ?Mark Jabobs Money Mastermind |
Imix |
(1.00) |
460 |
2008-01-19 |
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description:
Truly an evil mastermind.
domain:
MarkJacobs
site text:
Mark Jacobs // GM and VP of EAMythic //
keywords:
Mark Jacobs
sound origin:
Austin Powers
|
| ?Hi David! |
MrChrisHansen |
(2.00) |
460 |
2010-11-07 |
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description:
...
domain:
HiDavid
site text:
Hi David! // //
keywords:
Hi David!, An American Werewolf in London, Griffin Dunne
sound origin:
An American Werewolf In London
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| ?Sweet little dove |
gh0sthound |
(1.00) |
460 |
2014-10-11 |
|
description:
its an emotional moment ok
domain:
sldtf2
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
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| ?KissingPrankGoneWrong |
Passivebird |
(2.00) |
460 |
2016-07-10 |
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description:
kissing prank, kissingprank, kissing prank at school, my boiiiieeee- citation needed
domain:
numberonebestpranksgoofsandgafters
site text:
RUN // //
keywords:
kissing prank,hot girls,sexy ladies,in da hood,watch til end
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
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| ?Thegiantissad |
InDove |
(1.00) |
461 |
2006-01-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
purplevaginalfluid
site text:
So is this the end? // // Yes this is the end.
sound origin:
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| ?The End |
knivesout |
(2.20) |
461 |
2006-08-26 |
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description:
Offline
domain:
ytmndofftheair
keywords:
ytmnd off the air
sound origin:
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| ?This Won't End Well |
tennousei |
(2.40) |
461 |
2007-06-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thewing
keywords:
Something on Wing twilight zone jet
sound origin:
Jim Carey - Ace Ventura 2
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| ?Ace Will Charge 100 G's |
emalinowski |
(1.00) |
461 |
2015-04-18 |
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description:
Adam Carolla claimed he would blow a dude for $100,000 as long as nobody else would know. He thought Nell's(Jodie Foster) brother, Phil, would be a good candidate since he's unable to talk. Here is a parody of "I'm Gonna Be(500 Miles)" called "An Oral Contract with Phil."
domain:
oralcontractwithphil
keywords:
proclaimers, adam carolla,500 miles
sound origin:
"I'm Gonna Be(500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers
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| ?imanuglygirl |
ihatetsquared |
(1.57) |
461 |
2006-07-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
coyr
site text:
I'm // an ugly // girl!!!!!
sound origin:
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|
| ?KUSHKUSHKUSH |
MATTpwns |
(2.78) |
462 |
2007-10-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
KUSHKUSH
site text:
smoke an ounce to this // //
sound origin:
DRUM AND BASS
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| ?Jeff |
sophianeves |
(1.00) |
463 |
2011-04-08 |
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description:
<33333
domain:
jeffersn
sound origin:
I bought an album.
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| ?Computer Clan Glitch |
BaloneyBoy |
(1.00) |
463 |
2012-08-23 |
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description:
This is what a little glitch turned into on the popular live stream Computer Clan Live
Watch the Computer Clan Live Livestream and Video Podcas
domain:
blusa
site text:
BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA // BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA // BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA BLUSA
sound origin:
This is a Audio Glitch that was caused by an unpluged Mic
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| ?DroneTMND |
Puss |
(3.00) |
464 |
2013-05-23 |
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description:
Opportunity's scattered heat shield remnants in the Martian plain called Meridiani Planum. The site preview image also shows "Heat Shield Rock", an iron-nickel meteorite found surprisingly nearby.
domain:
terraform
sound origin:
[b][/b]
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| ?Love In An Elevator |
CockSoup |
(2.33) |
463 |
2014-09-08 |
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description:
Ray Rice dishing out some tough love
domain:
loveinanelevator
sound origin:
had the song, cut on mp3cut.net
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| ?A Girl Named Spike |
Degrassi |
(2.00) |
463 |
2016-08-26 |
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description:
There is a girl named Spike from DeGrassi High
She had a baby when she was real young
Her best friend is a skinhead chick
She knows an Asian boy named Yick, Kateland, she is very chic
But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
A girl named Spike
But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
A girl named Spike
I don't write love songs
In fact they make me very sick
But Spike the girl from DeGrassi High
She's truly one cool chick
She has the best TV show
Better than Beverly Hills 90210
Shannon Daugherty, well, she's okay
But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
A girl named Spike
But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike
A girl named Spike
domain:
agirlnamedspike
keywords:
A Girl Named Spike,Degrassi
sound origin:
Skankin Pickle
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| ?BELATED BENKI: ETERNAL STRUGGLE FOR ... |
venkatesh |
(5.00) |
465 |
2022-12-05 |
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description:
George was not Phil. George was angry. George was wearing shoes. George was not a fucking FALSE AGENT.
domain:
drainchain
site text:
Realize the truth // there is only Benki //
keywords:
Venkatesh
sound origin:
An aura once observed and resolved by V in Reality 12 seeking justice in a world of corruption. Long live the Benki and Venky. His will champions the universalism of the truth.
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| ?DONTSMOKE |
Matteh99 |
(2.00) |
465 |
2007-08-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
DONTSMOKEITSBAD
site text:
IF YOU SMOKE // YOU WILL END UP // LIKE THIS GUY
sound origin:
its just me saying "DONT SMOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEE"
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| ?MJK 2.0 |
Imakeafunny |
(1.00) |
466 |
2013-03-01 |
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description:
An end to an era
domain:
TheEndIsUponUs
site text:
// // ...soon
sound origin:
nope
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| ?Casimir Pulaski - An American Hero |
pulaski221 |
(3.67) |
466 |
2006-02-25 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
pulaskidayiscoming
site text:
Casimir Pulaski Day // Coming to Saline, Michigan // In the Very Near Future
sound origin:
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| ?Mario's Never ending climb. |
grundyfernvale |
(2.90) |
466 |
2006-04-04 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
marioclimbalways
site text:
Climb, // Mario, // Climb.
sound origin:
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| ?High Speed Rail or High Speed Fail? |
henryvo |
(4.00) |
466 |
2018-03-06 |
|
description:
Who wants to take an underwater train ride to China?! China is planning to build a high-speed rail connecting China and the continental United States that will tunnel under the 125 mile stretch of ocean beneath the Bering Strait. And that's just one of three other wacky ambitious plans they have that completely disregard the reality of the natural environment!
domain:
railorfail
site text:
HIGH SPEED RAIL // OR HIGH SPEED FAIL //
sound origin:
from youtube.com
China's Underwater High-Speed Train to America _ China Uncensored
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| ?Lame. Snoke Yourself. |
DarthWang |
(3.67) |
468 |
2022-08-24 |
|
description:
LOL REVIVING AN OLD ADVERB FAD
domain:
snoke
site text:
Lame. // Snoke Yourself. //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
sound origin:
Adverb
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| ?OMG ULTRA COOL THING THEY PUT ON 32&#... |
Vick |
(1.80) |
469 |
2006-09-04 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
OMGBROADWAY
site text:
an intersection, lol // //
sound origin:
|
| ?Work |
WattTheHeli |
(3.00) |
469 |
2011-01-16 |
|
description:
The truth as I see it.
domain:
WattTheHeli
site text:
Work // //
keywords:
Work, WattTheHeli
sound origin:
Original music created by Chris Gurley on an Ensoniq EPS sampler.
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| ?dugyeahyeaheyah |
krysvs |
(1.00) |
469 |
2013-03-14 |
|
description:
an important song about an important man
domain:
dugyeah3
site text:
YEAH // YEAH // YEAH
sound origin:
song by dug bo about dug bo
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