?Boy You Might Be Legally Retarded . com (UPDA... |
Lurkerbunny |
(3.75) |
16,572 |
2008-02-28 |
description:
Note: THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-ROBIN WILLIAMS SITE! It's just another alternate universe using a "Sean Connery" quote.
domain:
BYMBLR
site text:
BOY, YOU MIGHT BE LEGALLY RE // //
keywords:
sean connery, alternate universe, SNL, celebrity jeopardy, robin williams, YTMND, PTKFGS, YESYES, HEH
sound origin:
SNL
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?Baby Got Back...Hardcore |
HxClink |
(1.80) |
16,544 |
2006-01-01 |
description:
Ross: I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
Rach: I like big butts
domain:
friendsthrowdown
site text:
// // core.
keywords:
ass, butt, arse, throwdown, baby got back, sir mix alot, ross, rachel, friends, mixlot, hardcore, hxc, edge, ytmnd,
sound origin:
throwdown - baby got back (sir mixalot cover)
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?You are an idiot! |
Kess |
(2.67) |
16,480 |
2004-04-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
youareanidiot
site text:
You are an idiot! // hahahahahahaha // hahahahahaha!
sound origin:
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?Rhythm Stick |
Chav-Slayer |
(4.06) |
16,472 |
2006-06-26 |
description:
King Baldwin knows how to have a good time! Medieval "Smack my Bitch Up"?
domain:
rhythmstick
keywords:
Rhythm,Stick,Hit,Me,Kingdom,Of,Heaven,Baldwin,Reynald,I,Once,Fought,Two,Days,With,An,Arrow,Through,My,Testicle
sound origin:
Ian Dury - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
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?PTKFGS: Ronald Ends the Feud |
Fortune |
(3.98) |
16,417 |
2006-10-26 |
description:
Ronald ends the feud his own way.
domain:
retf
keywords:
ronald, ends, feud, bk, csi, random, rocket, fortune,
sound origin:
Saw OST - Zepp Overature
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?Vending Machine Martyrdom |
b2lskirnir |
(4.13) |
16,413 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
I myself am an Evangelical Christian and am not criticizing anyones YTMNDs or beliefs. Religious/philosophical discussion is fine, but this just isn't the place for that sort of thing. Remember that old saying about arguing on the internet?
domain:
gloriainexcelsiscola
sound origin:
Gary Jules - Mad World, Donnie Darko OST
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?Ham Cannon *updated image* |
dsbillini06 |
(4.19) |
16,394 |
2006-02-21 |
description:
Top secret photos from a field test of the Soviet ham cannon at an undisclosed location in Siberia
domain:
hamcannon
keywords:
ham, cannon, soviet, russia, space, test, pig
sound origin:
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?mcroix wins the razor gator contest |
mcroix |
(4.20) |
16,390 |
2009-03-10 |
description:
In an alternate reality where people liked watching boring 3 minute long ytmnds.
domain:
razorcakester
keywords:
razor gator, nilla cakester, razorgator, nillacakester, toothgap kid scores
sound origin:
http://nillacakester.ytmnd.com/
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?Republican Party '08: Pinch. |
AndySavage |
(4.07) |
16,357 |
2006-05-18 |
description:
You can find a picture of pretty much every currently active Republican politician with this exact same pose. Must have all been taken from an RNC convention debate dealing with penis size. Condi won.
domain:
republipinch
keywords:
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Honda, Pinch, Rummy once shook hands with Saddam himself
sound origin:
cheneypinch.ytmnd.com
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?You want million dollar!? |
LoC |
(3.63) |
16,354 |
2005-07-08 |
description:
Clip from robot chicken episode 8, "The deep end" where an asian gameshow host constantly exclaims "you want million dollar!?"
domain:
milliondollar
site text:
You Want // Million Dollar!?!?? //
keywords:
Gameshow, Gameshow Host, Million Dollar, Million, Dollar, Robot Chicken, Robot, Chicken, Funny, Deep End
sound origin:
Robot chicken episode 8
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?Homer explains Ornithology |
Greg2k |
(4.22) |
16,325 |
2006-04-04 |
description:
An adaptation of the "Homer explains Creationism" ( http://homerexplainscreationism.ytmnd.com ) site with the "O RLY?" owl
domain:
homerexplainsornithology
keywords:
Homer, explains, ornithology, orly, owl, greg2k
sound origin:
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?George Bush is Tragic |
Chives |
(3.82) |
16,311 |
2007-11-19 |
description:
Is it true? I don't know. Maybe it's an inside joke 1% will understand.
domain:
gbit
keywords:
bush, funny, Animal Crossing, lool
sound origin:
Animal Crossing Tragedy (and it is a tragedy)
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?Michael J Fox, Shake n Bake |
TerikSolanu |
(3.51) |
16,254 |
2007-01-07 |
description:
I had an idea that Michael J Fox should do Shake n Bake commercials.
domain:
MJFshakenbake
keywords:
Michael J Fox, Shake n Bake, Shake it, hey ya, parkinsons
sound origin:
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?Jessica Alba is a Butt Digger |
steve3p0 |
(3.65) |
16,238 |
2005-08-24 |
description:
Jessica Alba has an itch and isn't afraid to scratch it.
Is it pinworm, or is her *ss just hungry? I'd feed it my dick.
domain:
buttdigger
site text:
Man... // She's really got // her hands in there...
keywords:
Jessica Alba,Jessica,Alba,Butt Digger,Butt,Dig,Digger,Digging
sound origin:
"Digging a Hole to China" by Fred Blankenburg
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?Stephanie gets kicked out of LazyTown |
CPhoenix |
(3.93) |
16,231 |
2006-09-15 |
description:
Nooooo!!! Stephanie gets kicked out of LazyTown. Awwww.... (sniff).
domain:
stephanieleaves
keywords:
stephanie, lazytown, lazy town, cake, sportacus, robbie, rotten, hulk, piano, emo
sound origin:
Incredible Hulk Ending
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?(nsfw) Cheetos Break |
fearcondom |
(4.30) |
16,191 |
2009-01-25 |
description:
"breaking free from the constraints of an overly stuffy adult world where we should all play more, and have more fun"
domain:
cheetosbreak
keywords:
cheetos, break,
sound origin:
New World Order
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?hey is this a good deal for an xbox 360 box??? |
frostedflakes |
(3.65) |
16,187 |
2005-12-01 |
description:
i wonder how much he is willing to bid for the actual system?!
domain:
xbox360box560bucks
keywords:
xbox, xbox 360, the price is right, ebay
sound origin:
the price is right
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?Sonic 3 Uber Hax |
shadowsrevenge96 |
(3.69) |
16,160 |
2005-10-05 |
description:
An uber hax site about Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles.
domain:
s3hax
keywords:
Sonic, sonic 3, knuckles, sonic and knuckles, sonic hax, uber sonic hax, hax
sound origin:
Again, another YTMND because I fail at editing. Credit to them.
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?Bowser expresses his pain, and agony |
Beau-Skunk |
(4.12) |
16,155 |
2006-06-24 |
description:
I know it's somewhat of a lame joke not everyone will get, but I just couldn't resist. The voice clip is Ganon from one of the notorious CD-I Zelda games.
domain:
BowserItBurns
site text:
IT // BURNS! //
keywords:
Bowser, King Koopa, Bowser Koopa, New Super Mario Bros., New Super Mario Brothers, DS, Nintendo DS, Zelda Wand of Gamelon, CD-I, Phillips, CD-I Zelda, Ganon, lava, it burns
sound origin:
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon ending. (Ganon)
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?WALK THE DINOSAUR! |
marksism |
(4.06) |
16,148 |
2006-02-20 |
description:
This is an icon from Neil Cicierega's livejournal. You know him as trapezoid and Lemon Demon. I don't know him personally but he is on my LJ friends list and I thought his icon needed a YTMND.
domain:
walkthedinosaur
site text:
WALK // THE // DINOSAUR
keywords:
neil cicierega, dinosaurs, was not was, lemon demon, trapezoid, livejournal, walk, floor, door
sound origin:
Was Not Was- Walk the Dinosaur
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?You are an icelandic pirate! |
Sizzlester |
(3.84) |
16,148 |
2006-09-12 |
description:
The lazytown pirate song in icelandic.
Lovely.
domain:
ruplumograenum
site text:
// Ruplum //
keywords:
iceland,lazytown,pirate
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmMTopztVlY
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?Stargate: Teal'c Gets Raw |
Mohrdikai |
(4.32) |
16,118 |
2007-03-18 |
description:
SG-1 learns that many of the nuances of the Jaffa language do not translate into English. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and some other guys. Also, sndclip credit for Trouble Man (1972)
domain:
tealcgetsraw
keywords:
Stargate, Richard Dean Anderson, MacGyver, Teal'c, Stargate SG-1, Jaffa Jokes, Worf, Kimpossible, Sci-fi, Star Trek, Blaxploitation, Honky is an American racial slur for a white person, Honky is a Jaffa
sound origin:
Stargate: SG-1 and special guest
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?Planet Cowbell |
scornforsega |
(3.98) |
16,115 |
2007-05-30 |
description:
Bruce knows how to cure a fever.
domain:
planetcowbell
site text:
The // Only // Prescription
keywords:
Cowbell, fever, Al Gore, planet, Christopher Walken
sound origin:
An Inconvenient Truth, Saturday Night Live
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?yesyes: YATTA YATTA |
KKyuubi |
(4.04) |
16,104 |
2006-12-05 |
description:
Yes. Yatta is an excellent parallel to Moskau in this universe.
domain:
yesyesmoskau
site text:
LONG // LIVE // HAPPATAI
keywords:
yatta, moskau, yesyes, alternate universe
sound origin:
yatta
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?An X-Files X-Mas |
Kikimora |
(4.08) |
16,034 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
xfilesxmas
site text:
// and a pony //
keywords:
x-files, christmas, x-mas
sound origin:
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com
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?Mario Paint - I Sleep On My Little Pillow |
planetidiot |
(4.06) |
16,032 |
2006-08-05 |
description:
The delightful paintinng theme from mario paint, now with lyrics about sleeping on a little pillow. For visual stimulation, the ending from Super Mario Bros. 2 is shown where mario is sleeping on a little pillow. Vocals and lyrics by Planet Idiot, more
domain:
littlepillow
site text:
I SLEEP // ON MY // LITTLE PILLOW
keywords:
little pillow, mario paint, mario, mario paint song, little pillow song
sound origin:
Vocal+lyric:Planet Idiot, vocal:Arf & Omega, tune:Mario Paint
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?Conan is... A CHILD ABUSER! |
Kingythekirby |
(3.88) |
16,026 |
2005-08-22 |
description:
I'm so lonely and stuffz.
domain:
conanabuser
keywords:
conan, alligator, babies, abuse
sound origin:
Conan is.. AN ALLIGATOR!
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?Donatello knows best |
GeneralFod |
(4.04) |
16,016 |
2007-06-13 |
description:
Bungee jumping without a bungee, that could be dangerous! i'm an idiot
domain:
bungeejunpin
keywords:
PotC,Pirates,of,the,Carribean,Donatello,TMNT
sound origin:
same as image
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?Pedobear Ends It All (Updated: Not that damn emo ... |
YourMaster |
(3.84) |
16,014 |
2005-12-03 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
pedodie
site text:
Do you sometimes // // die in the bath?
sound origin:
YTMND
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?ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP (Electoral Vo... |
madDogSoldier |
(4.16) |
16,010 |
2016-12-20 |
description:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html
Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals.
A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama.
But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227.
Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president.
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed.
“This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.”
Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner.
It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000.
With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results.
Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks.
Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday.
Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency.
But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.
domain:
godemperor
site text:
306 // > // 232
keywords:
trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election
sound origin:
Team America, World Police
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