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Doug

Doug

idk man I have aids and my poop hole got superglued shut and I cant take a dump anymore. that shit is boiling up inside of my ass and I can feel my sphincter about to tear open. 3/10 do not recommend.

mmsdbe

oh yeah mr sex

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

YTMND needs more Martin Lawrence sites

martinlawrenceisunavailable

hey Linda Ellerbee shut the fuck up,i remember nick news,that's why i buy martin on dvd,that show was funny and featured none other than martin lawrence,max goldberg lol

I didn't like the part of The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) when Mario and Luigi beat the shit out of a dog, it didn't seem like something they would normally do

DEVO - MarchOn Lawrence the Song (made for the Martin Lawrence Show, also featured in Doctor Detroit) martin lawrence wasn't in Dr. Detroit, I've never seen doctor detroid source: Martin Lawrence the Nickelodeon Tv Show

shutupintherewillya

shut up,metal gear,metal gear solid,solid snake,johnny

Metal Gear Solid

Metal Gear Solid

the best racing game ever!! "it doesnt work what is wrong with you" - satanhimself667 "do i win" - forumboy49 "please SHUT UP" - GameStop

racingcart

google image

my image!!!!!!!

youtueb sounds

thanks, Kuuenbu.

shutthefuckupdad

kuuenbu,,lowtax

kuuenbu

kuuenbu

shut the fuck up dad

cum2

cum2

cum 2

suck

my

cock

funny

youneedtoshutup

This is from a video where a man sas shut the f***k up

Same as Foreground

Volk Han™ Tributerz™

volkhantributerz

Best wrestler ever,shut up idiots

Volk Han™ Tributerz™

Volk Han™ Tributerz™

Here's a blast from the past! A true klassix™ from the late 2000's. Best love song ever, shut up idiots.

planewhitehulks

Chicago Klassix Memoriez. Onkle Buch Approved!™

Memoriez

Good Times.

RIP Kurt Cobain

The-fun-is-over

i googled charles barkley

i googled charles barkley

cue rim shot

shuthefuckup

Piss

Ant

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chadazoid

ABAP

ah lawl law, this is shut the fuck up hows

notsteakhouse

24 hour facebook ban,porn,poopchaka,teh wooki,baby chewys,ritz bits and cigarettes,get off of my front porch

baby chewbacca goes lol this is steak hows and smokes cigarettes

Star Swords: Rose Won - A Star Swords Adventure

Lucas is tired of hearing about Lando.

shutupaboutlando

lando,stranger things

Stranger Things episode 7

Stranger Things episode 7

Shut up, it's a hamster!

ThisIsOnlyAHamster

These are my TOYS!

I STOLE IT! I MEAN I FOUND IT! From a ytmnd user... I forget which one.

So you shut the fuck up, do ya hear me?!

soyoushutthefuckup

shut,fuck,shut the fuck up,baby,poker,bottle,wink,cigar,wtf

https://vine.co/cool3dworld

http://www.hark.com/clips/mnkbymylsm-shut-the-fuck-up

From the Assholes who brought you 'Peach Button Surf Muffins' and the teen-dramedy hit 'Rebecca Gets It Done', comes a new show where BUSINESS is the only thing THIS MONKEY knows how to get done!

banana-wheels

Detective CHIMPS,and,Agent SCOOTER,Robert Downey Jr.

WHAT!? HANGIN' WITH CHIMPS AND SCOOTER gots CANCELED? Ffffffffuuuuuuckjajjasjdjajasjdjasjjsfjhsfhasjsda. But honestly, the show did kind of jump the shark when Chimps and Scooter got high on LSD flavored ice cream and went to Uncle Gary's Clam Shack and shot all those kids because they looked like evil Jennifer Lawrence clones eating kittens. Her tits were out and pet adoption negotiations were off the table. Also, Chimps is pregnant with Scooters baby the whole time. Why did this show have to end? Now we'll never know Who's the Boss? [spoil]The Boss is Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough[/spoil]

shut up. don't judge my family. i mean, you act like you've never eaten McDonald's before.

Paul Newman was in SpacePauls

Malt Cop is the sequel to Pauly Shore in Bio-Dome

dammit-will

Tim and Eric's Zone Theory,make your probos healthy,become perfect man

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR BEANS

fucking garbage

Power Pill Fist - Stank Tank

shut up.

CelloSoHard

woman

kill yourself again.

Kevin

kkevin

Space

Space

"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

reservoirkitties

Kitten, Reservoir Dogs,Little Green Bag,Cats,Badass

http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=171132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

2nd ever. plz be gentle.

waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhooo

gifmania.com

i said shut up.

OBEY THE GINGER

weasleyhypnosis

ginger

gifmania.com

shut up.

fuck this fucking shit fuck this holy fuck

emeralddream

emerald dream,warcraft,warlords of draenor,original,world of warcraft,gaming

adam spamler

Peñiscola nights are the best!

shutuppeniscola

Original art

Legally allowable sound clip (shorter than 10 secs)

Oh, SHUT UP already!

toureualuealuealeuale

Touré,MSNBCTouré,ualuealuealeuale

Some cable network that will soon be off the air.

ualuealuealeuale...

This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.

noimnot

I'm not a 12 year old closeted homosexual with daddy issues

Unlike Pilleater and all of its alts

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youstillhaveallofme

my immortal,tara gilesbie,cedric diggory,edward cullen,blood,666,satan,tears,love,darkness

my boo

my immortal (director's cut)