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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Terminator, best shot EVAR!

TerminatorCrackShot

terminator,t2,Arnold,Schwarzenegger,POTC,Pirates,Caribbean,best,crack,shot

POTC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4gJEr4afw, T2: From DVD,

POTC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4gJEr4afw, T2: http://www

no description given.

terminatorsoulstare

terminator, soul, stare

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/movie-terminator.shtml

no description given.

omfgreeves

Reeves, Chris, Chris Reeves, nigger, nigga, porn, pussy, ass, fuck, shit, stole, cunt, cock, vagina, star wars, family guy, beaver, dead, return, coming back, terminator, clit, nice, nice, whatever, keywords, don't, matter

Hooray for japanese women attempting English....or is this Spanish?!?! (evil music)

homerlavista

homer, japanese, simpsons, hasta, la , vista, terminator, arnold

zuiikingirls3.ytmnd.com

zuiikingirls3.ytmnd.com + Simpsons. (edited by me)

Winnetka gets a new hero

Themarvinator

MARVINATOR, MARV, HOME ALONE, TERMINATOR

Don't snatch!

dontsnatch

terminator, snatch

Terminator Salvation + Snatch

no description given.

timetravelterminatorlol

Terminator, time travel, safety not guaranteed, california

CNN.com + Google

no description given.

TerminatorKitty

Cat, terminator, kitty, sad

4chan

Terminator 2

It Begins.

loginskynet

Terminator, Skynet, John Connor, Connor, Sarah Connor, John

United Airlines

Terminator 2 - 08 - Trust Me

LOL

thishasbeendonebeforebutidontcare

OR SHOULD I SAY ROR?

MCFRY!

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

for /tv/, improved The synchronization feature is f*cked up so a short loop instead of desynchronized audio

glaustaples

Glau,Summer,staples,Cameron,4chan

Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles show rip

Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles Promo Intro

LOL!

mcflymaycry

VOTE 5

MCFLY!

YOU ARE TERMINATED!

no description given.

terminator4pres

terminator, president

The project will be terminated.

portalfail

portal, you fail, fail, fps, games

Portal trailer

Portal trailer

Lex Luthor will never be greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger or any of his characters (Mr. Freeze excepted, who was Arnold's worst impersonation IMO). Here Terminator has frozen poor Lex in liquid nitrogen and blasted him into pieces; not even Lex

hastalavistawrong

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator, Lex Luthor, Wrong, Hasta la Vista, Baby, Arnold, Schwarzenegger, Lex, Luthor

Lex Luthor: Superman Returns (C) Warner Studios; Terminator 2 (C

Lex Luthor: Superman Returns (C) Warner Studios; Terminator 2 (C

Robots learn how to juggle.

robotsarecool

juggle, robot, circus, ball, balls, robots, juggler, terminator

Made it

Circus

Arnold is emo but explains how we can defeat his bulding muscles. I have another idea for this sound, but no idea how to get the image I want.

arnoldbleeds

emo,arnold,bleeds,terminator,kill,t800,

http://arnoldisemo.ytmnd.com/

self recorded on mic

That edit took me way too long to make.

terminatorpong

terminator, pong, atari, arnold

http://thisisintense2.ytmnd.com/ + edit

made in Audacity

Sarah Connor Hates Batteries

sarahconnorhatesbatteries

TournamenTMND3, metal, sarah connor, battery, metallica, t1000

Terminator 2 + battery

Metallica - Battery + battery

I know Cliffington88 came up with a downtime site first, but what if the problem was fixed immediately?

ytmndowntime

tower of terror, ytmnd, arnold, terminator, totmnd, tower, terror, dewey, todd, chris, downtime

Arnold Enjoys + Tower of Terror (1997) + YTMND + edits

Tower of Terror (1997) + YTMND + edits

air bud as like 40 characters, including, but not limited to, the terminator, goldmember, the black chick from goldmember, hermes from futurama, mike wazowski, spongebob, jason, etc. can you "find" them all?

airbudfacial

air bud

some pictures me and my friend drew 5 years ago

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com

A funny animation made with S.T.A.L.K.E.R: SoC (L.U.R.K. mod).

stalkermodheadshot

stalker, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., headshot, gif, asta, la, vista, baby, ultra, kill, gun, fire, deagle, SoC, Shadow, of, Chernobyl, Arnold, Terminator, Schwarzenegger, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, lurk, mod, L.U.R.K., deagle, desert, eagle, shot, weapon, funny, parody

A S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (with L.U.R.K. mod) in-game video converted to gif and recorded with fraps.

Official SoC wallpaper.

Many combined sound mainly from terminator and counter strike.

no description given.

cakevil

cake, evil, lazytown, terminator

Lazytown + Terminator 2 editor

Lazytown Cake - Zeus-itized

Deacon works it.

deaconworksit

deacon, the king of queens, work it, rambo, terminator, united states, george bush

A Fistful of Dollars

Mario 2: Return of the King

no description given.

snatcherterminated

Snatcher

Snatcher

LOL!

dreadlock

VOTE 5

Indiana Mcfly and the Raiders of the Lost Card in the Slot

Apollo TERMINATED - Can't stop The Jitz

no description given.

robertpatrick

t-1000,T-1000,T1000,t1000,terminator

Go back in time with the Terminator

Terminatorsafety

Safety, Not, Guaranteed, Safety Not Guaranteed, Terminator, Ugly, OMGWTf, Holy shit, FBI Is here

Safety Not Guaranteed + Edit

Conan is.. A TERMINATOR!

no description given.

yflyterminated

yfly, mcfly, terminated, jitz

yfly is terminated

YFLY!