?What is my problem you ask? |
goodmusic |
(2.00) |
516 |
2018-06-19 |
description:
Just bringing back good music to a dead site.
domain:
mansproblem
keywords:
Banana's
fg image origin:
Monkey!
bg image origin:
Banana's
sound origin:
Armand Van Helden - You don't know me
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?The State of Israel |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.33) |
491 |
2018-06-18 |
description:
netanyahu hiring top quality web designers
domain:
thestateofisrael
keywords:
best website ever,israel,web site,netanyahu
fg image origin:
http://elyon1.court.gov.il/eng/home/index.html
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
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?My Sites No Longer Load If I Use A Background Im... |
tenantennae |
(3.50) |
609 |
2018-06-18 |
description:
This happening to everyone?
domain:
mynewsiteswontload
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) An Awesome Site! |
officialunofficial |
(2.60) |
642 |
2018-06-16 |
description:
An Awesome Site!
domain:
Anawesomesite
keywords:
An Awesome Site!
fg image origin:
An Awesome Site!
sound origin:
An Awesome Site!
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?This is a "Classic Style" YTMND |
amindlessidiot |
(2.54) |
1,306 |
2018-06-16 |
description:
ytmnd comeback imminent
domain:
pierced
fg image origin:
max goldberg PM'd me this image and said "make a site, please, we need you"
sound origin:
The Birdcage
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?I Can't Make Any More Sites. They Don&#... |
tenantennae |
(2.33) |
377 |
2018-06-15 |
description:
See?
domain:
whatdaniellarussolikesaboutytmnd
keywords:
the karate kid,daniel,hay
fg image origin:
.
bg image origin:
.
sound origin:
..
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?My New Sites Wont Load |
tenantennae |
(1.89) |
520 |
2018-06-15 |
description:
Told ya.
domain:
charlesbronsonvisitsytmnd
keywords:
death wish 3,smells wonderful,elephant feces
fg image origin:
.
bg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) Medieval Jizz in My Pants |
Patchman123 |
(3.00) |
1,251 |
2018-06-11 |
description:
A medieval cartoon about Lonely Island.
domain:
medievaljizzinmypants
keywords:
Lonely Island, YTMND
fg image origin:
Medieval Tapestry Creation sites.
sound origin:
Medieval YTMND fad file.
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,239 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
o Keep track of preferences you specify while you are using YTMND's services.
o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
o Estimate and report our total audience size and traffic.
o Conduct research to improve YTMND's content and services.
YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
keywords:
ytmnd,privacy policy,gdpr,eu
fg image origin:
privacy
sound origin:
policy
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?(nsfw) new fad-death metal lovejoy |
letsago |
(1.00) |
773 |
2018-05-30 |
description:
death metal helen lovejoy playing guitar.make her into a fad now.music in site by me
domain:
deathjoy
keywords:
Helen lovejoy death metal simpsons sexy
fg image origin:
Helen playing death metal
sound origin:
Death metal by me
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?Big Play Ray |
odeh30 |
(4.18) |
1,317 |
2018-05-23 |
description:
BIG PLAYS
domain:
PassedCPAExamon1stAttemptin1997
fg image origin:
FROM WEB
sound origin:
FROM SITE
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?All of those elephant feces spammers got BANNE... |
kbimbatti22 |
(3.33) |
1,266 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup.
All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all.
Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others.
In total, as far as I know, five people were hit.
AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit.
Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified.
Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows.
Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism".
Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png)
If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.
domain:
elephant-is-down
keywords:
YTMND,WinRar,Winner,WIN,Elephant Feces,elephant feces,Elephant feces,Raw Eggs,raw eggs,Raw eggs
fg image origin:
ytmnd chat
sound origin:
yes yes
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?(nsfw) Video Sock™: Art Site™ |
officialunofficial |
(4.00) |
971 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
Video Sock™: Art Site™
domain:
VideoSockArtSite
keywords:
Video Sock™: Art Site™
fg image origin:
Video Sock™: Art Site™
sound origin:
Video Sock™: Art Site™
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?Israel wins eurovision! |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.50) |
999 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
bibi, get your baguettes ready
domain:
israeleu
keywords:
Israel,eurovision,europe,eu,european union
fg image origin:
martin schulz
bg image origin:
schulz martin
sound origin:
http://ytmnd.com/sites/842066/profile
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?North Korea details plans to dismantle nuclear test si... |
jimmyshackleton |
(3.00) |
993 |
2018-05-12 |
description:
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has scheduled the dismantlement of its nuclear test site for sometime between May 23 and 25 depending on weather conditions in order to uphold its previous pledge to discontinue nuclear tests, state media reported on Saturday.
The country’s central news agency said the dismantlement of the nuclear test ground would involve collapsing all of its tunnels with explosions, blocking its entrances and removing all observation facilities, research buildings and security posts.
“The Nuclear Weapon Institute and other concerned institutions are taking technical measures for dismantling the northern nuclear test ground of the DPRK in order to ensure transparency of discontinuance of the nuclear test,” said the announcement. DPRK is an acronym for North Korea’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
The announcement comes after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would hold a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore on June 12. It will be the first meeting ever between a sitting U.S. president and the leader of North Korea.
It follows a flurry of international engagement with North Korea as the two Koreas held their own summit in late April and officials plan to hold high-level meetings in coming weeks.
Trump’s Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Friday North Korea can look forward to “a future brimming with peace and prosperity” if it agrees to quickly give up its nuclear weapons.
Officials in Seoul had said in April that North Korea planned to invite experts and journalists from the United States and South Korea for the shutdown of its test site.
North Korea said journalists from other countries, including the United States and South Korea, will be invited to cover the event, to “show in a transparent manner the dismantlement of the northern nuclear test ground to be carried out”.
In order to accommodate the travelling journalists, North Korea said various measures would be taken including “opening territorial air space”.
All international journalists will be provided with a charter flight into Wonsan, a port city in eastern North Korea, from Beijing, KCNA said. There, reporters will board a charter train to the nuclear test ground in an “uninhabited deep mountain area”.
North Korea’s six known nuclear tests have taken place in Punggye-ri, a location in the northeastern part of North Korea where a system of tunnels have been dug under Mount Mantap.
Experts have said the pledge to dismantle the test site is a big step forward but verifying it will be difficult.
domain:
details
keywords:
north korea,news,nuclear,trump,Kim Jong Un
fg image origin:
news
sound origin:
news
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?Sergeant Mitchell needs the money |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,054 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
Looks like someone fucked up his wallet too...
domain:
hdtf
keywords:
hunt down the freeman,half-life,berkan,video game,indiegogo
fg image origin:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/
bg image origin:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/
sound origin:
the captain's ass
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?Trump Exults in Release of Prisoners and a Date N... |
Spano |
(3.67) |
1,391 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses
An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.
domain:
nextmonth
fg image origin:
news
sound origin:
news
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?10 YEARS ON YTMND |
jimmm |
(3.62) |
1,576 |
2018-05-02 |
description:
I used to come here every day but now it's maybe once a month. Once a year I make a site. Here it is. Enjoy.
domain:
ten10years
keywords:
wewgas
fg image origin:
wewgas
sound origin:
wewgas
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?(nsfw) The Current State of YTMND |
kbimbatti22 |
(4.09) |
1,620 |
2018-05-01 |
description:
Because the whole "AVGN spam sites" fad is really stupid and is killing the site.
domain:
ytmndisunwell
fg image origin:
elephant xdddd
sound origin:
team rocket slogan
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?Isaac Clarke is an easy lover |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.14) |
783 |
2018-05-01 |
description:
epic domain grab making another Dead Space site. This one with yet another Phil Collins song!
domain:
Clarke
keywords:
dead space,Isaac Clarke
fg image origin:
Nicole from Dead Space
bg image origin:
Isaac Clarke
sound origin:
Easy Lover
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?Suzanne Vega performs on American Idol |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.39) |
5,367 |
2018-04-26 |
description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB on this American Idol parody, although the GIF itself displays it as "American Idle". This site I made is educational, and illustrates the drama that occurs when FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism gets advertised. This site is an edited version of an old flash cartoon from Newgrounds that was about Gary Brolsma and Numa Numa, but instead includes singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega, whom is known as "mother of the MP3", and even this site itself uses an MP3 file for it's audio, so respect and honor is key to this. This site has a storyline with American Idol judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. This site features a sample of the song Tom's Diner, the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format. For shits and giggles, I even included some subtle Leonard Cohen references (but not Goatse references, since that would have made this NSFW). I also made some references to the new jack swing music genre since the DNA remix of Tom's Diner gave the NJS sound to an a cappella Suzanne Vega song, and also note that Paula Adbul made some new jack swing tracks back in the day, and it seems like Simon Cowell doesn't like the mother of the MP3 hence his preference to have rusty nails shoved into his ears.
domain:
AmericanIdol
keywords:
American Idol,mother,of,the,MP3,Suzanne,Vega,FREE ENTERTAINMENT,Tom's Diner
fg image origin:
youtu.be/BE3DNJHWFSo + edits to include mother of the MP3 instead of the Numa Numa guy
bg image origin:
American Idle
sound origin:
Tom's Diner, or the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse celebrates over 900 sites |
letsago |
(4.50) |
1,380 |
2018-04-23 |
description:
party mouse celebrates over 900 sites created by me
domain:
partyy900sites
keywords:
partyy mouse celebrates 900 websites gang thug
fg image origin:
party mosue celebrates over 900 sites created
bg image origin:
party mouse
sound origin:
artist-above the law
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?Land Of Dead Space |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.40) |
1,199 |
2018-04-23 |
description:
Lately Tekken has been making some Dead Space sites, and I think we need more sites about Dead Space to be made. This site features Isaac dancing to Land Of Confusion by Genesis.
domain:
landofdeadspace
keywords:
Dead Space,Genesis,Land Of Confusion
fg image origin:
Isaac Clark from Dead Space dancing
sound origin:
Genesis - Land Of Confusion
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?Low effort shitpost |
DisturbedPancakes |
(1.00) |
828 |
2018-04-21 |
description:
I spent a whole 5 seconds of my life making this, WHY?! It is good site!
domain:
howdidonestarhappen
keywords:
emo,shitpost
fg image origin:
made it
sound origin:
emo song
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?KHANTMND: Ground Control To Major KHAN |
MotherOfTheMP3 |
(4.67) |
2,089 |
2018-04-20 |
description:
More Major Tom sites on the way!
domain:
majorkhan
keywords:
KHANTMND,KHAN,Major Tom,David Bowie
fg image origin:
To Major KHAN
bg image origin:
Ground Control
sound origin:
KHAN Oddity
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?(nsfw) A site to appeal to people who like sites that ... |
Tekken |
(3.67) |
1,289 |
2018-04-03 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
designer
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Surprise
sound origin:
Surprise
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?Stephanie Writes Darkly |
BoredJedi |
(3.00) |
612 |
2018-04-01 |
description:
A Site
domain:
stephaniewritesdarkly
fg image origin:
Stephanie
sound origin:
Imperial March Writing
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?Help Yourself To Another Serving |
HarveyMilk |
(3.67) |
623 |
2018-03-29 |
description:
eat lots of pussy and argue with your parents
domain:
make-more-porn-sites
keywords:
trash
fg image origin:
follow your dreams
bg image origin:
we're having mac and cheese for dinner but we probably won't eat any of it
sound origin:
Arcturus - Zane
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?Killer Vending Machine |
Coolgamer |
(3.00) |
526 |
2018-03-29 |
description:
I meant to make this pointless site years ago but never got around to it. Fixing that now.
domain:
killervendingmachine
keywords:
vending machine,max payne,warning label
fg image origin:
Pinterest
sound origin:
Max Payne
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?letsago sings constantly by immature |
letsago |
(3.50) |
409 |
2018-03-25 |
description:
I sing constantly in this site
domain:
Constantly
keywords:
constantly immature sing virginia wolfe heffer's mom r&b
fg image origin:
Virginia wolfe
sound origin:
constantly by r&b group immature cover by me
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