?A Man from Our Area a Certain Korsakov Went t... |
FuckingArsehole |
(1.00) |
533 |
2015-05-10 |
description:
a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1
he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot
he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers
stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet
he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum,
wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars
a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two
a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday
came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking
he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on
he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4
he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two
a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home
he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone
a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter
he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken
a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all
domain:
WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti
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internet
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internet
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internet
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?Hubacub |
Hubacub |
(1.00) |
694 |
2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
keywords:
Hubacub
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http://integrationacres.com/products/images/goat_1.jpg
sound origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM
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?Bart's Best |
BartBartle |
(1.00) |
296 |
2016-12-13 |
description:
Bart only posts the best memes, vids, pics, and everything. Most savage, eye cheesing, butter worthy, and saucy posts. You won't be able to get enough and your eyes will be crying for more. When Bart posts, your gonna wanna take a sick day cause it'll take you all day to analyze the cheese outta my posts. Now that your informed about my eye tingling page, LET'S GET IT CHEESERS.
domain:
BartBartle
keywords:
Bart Bartle BartBartle cheese cheesers meme vids pics pic vid pictures videos butter worthy saucy analyze crying eye tingling savage cheesing
fg image origin:
I used google images.
sound origin:
I made it myself.
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?(nsfw) Karen King - NeoTek ArmS CEO (SevenA... |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
187 |
2024-12-24 |
description:
NAME: Karen King.
AGE: 46.
HEIGHT: 5'7".
WEIGHT: 125lbs.
Known to many as the Wicked Bitch of the East. Karen is the widow of Trent King. The founder and former owner of NeoTek Arms. When her husband, whom she cared little for, died of an overdose she took over the company as CEO. Having been the wife of a top tier firearms designer, she developed her signature self-entitled ego. She has two sons who serve in the US Army and Navy as officers. Leaving her to manage the NeoTek Empire and act as lead distributor of Arms to DIQ, Maxin Intl. and the US Government post Liberation Wars. Regardless of her superiority complex she is very fond of being dominated. Being brought down a peg or two by a strong man. Basically, the opposite of her deceased husband. Many of her deals in the industry are finalized in the bedroom. A woman of class and authority in public but a down bad submissive dog in private. A woman who seeks the strongest and will fight to get her way. While she believes whole heartedly a woman has her place, she doesn't tolerate a man weaker than her. She doesn't want to marry again but she does have an interest in financial gains. She does have a soft spot for hopeless romantics though. She will be nice if she finds you cute. She is a loving mother to her sons so there is a chance if you remind her of them, she may be the dommy mommy you need. In her down time, she does modelling and loves to cook for her one-night stands. She also likes to shoot guns and make threats to foreign nations when they don't take her offers to arm them. Karen Truly.
domain:
KarenKing
keywords:
Karen King,Skanda,!,King,Karen,East,Bitch,the Wicked Bitch of the East,Wicked Bitch,Wicked,Wicked Bitch of the East,the,Trent King,Trent,widow,MILF,GILF,NeoTek Arms,NeoTek,Arms,Arm,Gun,Babe,Gif,Jpg,Pinup,CEO,US Army,Army,US,MAGA,Patriot,Patriotic,National,Nationalist,USA,NeoTek Empire,Empire,company,ego,modelling,model,Bikini,financial,romantics,class,Muscle,Fit,Boobs,\,Boob,Breast,wife,Navy,officers,Sexy,X,Dance,Song,Music,Edit,Beauty,Thick,thick thighs,thicc thighs,thicc,Plump,Curvy,Chubby,Body,feminine
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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/media
sound origin:
https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1815915581918581234
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?(nsfw) Heleena Häyhä - SevenArtS/Th... |
Skanda |
(1.00) |
248 |
2025-02-01 |
description:
Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up.
Height : 5.8 ft ,
Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) ,
Underbust Around : 2.8 ft ,
Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft ,
Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft ,
Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .
domain:
Heleena
keywords:
Heleena Häyhä,Heleena,Häyhä,SevenArtS,S,SevenArt,TheSevenArtsX,The,X,Born,July,8th,8,2015,15,20,420,2,1,3,4,5,6,7,9,0,000,00,42,666,66,69,777,77,888,88,444,555,333,33,111,11,222,22,Finland,Fin,Land,Alcoholic,Mag,Turkey,Türkiye Cumhuriyeti,Türkiye,Cumhuriyeti,Turk,White,Greek,Republic,Anatolia,17,2045,45,Ivan Svorsky,Ivan,Svorsky,24,25,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,=,+,},],{,[,|,\,",',:,;,?,/,>,.,DD,38,Ft,MMA,Professional Wrestling,Wrestling,Professional,Pro,US,Strong,Training,Train,Skanda,W,Russia,LOL
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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830379551895232978
bg image origin:
https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830351986862260697
sound origin:
https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1830675699461681259
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?IndianYen |
cris-x |
(1.00) |
284 |
2016-09-02 |
description:
Chill its just a prank bro
domain:
indianyen
fg image origin:
https://www.google.com.mx/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjtoLWa4vHOAhVp4IMKHQ7IDZ4QjB0IBg&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftamrontechstips.typepad.com%2Ftamron_blog%2F2014%2F02%2Fdarken-your-foreground-objects-so-theyre-silhouetted-against-the-background-for-impact-.html&psig=AFQjCNHhqOlrn1uB51qPYu8v0cJbi4JaOw&ust=1472942937976311
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sound origin:
https://soundcloud.com/crisminatorx/indianyen
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?It's so gray in there |
Silly-Crotch |
(1.00) |
2,033 |
2011-06-13 |
description:
Reddit secret santa
domain:
thelittlegiftbox
keywords:
reddit,secret,santa
fg image origin:
Man, this is the saddest song ever.
bg image origin:
It's the little gray box from redditgifts.com
sound origin:
I mean, it really is.
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?Pac-Man™ |
Locke5 |
(1.00) |
538 |
2015-08-24 |
description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
pacmantm
keywords:
Pac-Man,PacMan,Pac Man,Atari 2600
fg image origin:
Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 animated gif.
bg image origin:
Pac-Man for Atari 2600 Cartridge
sound origin:
Commercial for Pac-Man for Atari 2600
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?PAL THE SALSA MUSIC MAN |
scrooger |
(1.00) |
948 |
2004-07-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
evopal
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) Now kid, go get your ....... |
DuQ |
(1.00) |
1,246 |
2005-04-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
payalotofpeople
sound origin:
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?SHES YOUR PROBLEM NOW |
TNARULES |
(1.00) |
657 |
2005-04-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
SHESYOURPROBLEM
sound origin:
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?THE BRAD |
wkal |
(1.00) |
993 |
2005-05-24 |
description:
I made this for the enjoyment of my friends, it not inteneded to be funny to anyone that doesnt know this guy, if you knew this guy youd like the site, if not, waste of your time
domain:
ILOVEBEINGME
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) you got knocked the fuck out man! |
Jonmonji |
(1.00) |
1,558 |
2005-05-26 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yougotknockedthefuckoutman
fg image origin:
friend
sound origin:
limewire
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?jglogz |
malone |
(1.00) |
740 |
2005-06-05 |
description:
The coolest man in the world, John Gloggner.
domain:
touchmyself
fg image origin:
www.sundogs.com
sound origin:
www.dogpile.com
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?The Muffin Man |
Pseudo94 |
(1.00) |
799 |
2005-07-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
muffinmayyyyyne
sound origin:
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?IM NOT A VAMPIRE (slith) |
DUH |
(1.00) |
1,953 |
2005-07-02 |
description:
A funny piture made by the auther DUH also check out the website http://ytmnd.com to make your own and check out mine.
domain:
DontEatLittleJimmy
keywords:
Vampire, Dracula, Joke, Food, RAHHHHHH
fg image origin:
http://www.jucaushii.ro/wallpapers/files/U-Z/Vampire_-_The_Masqu
sound origin:
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?Where is your God now? |
nighthunter |
(1.00) |
2,819 |
2005-07-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
wheresgod
keywords:
tendercrisp, tender crisp, bacon, cheddar, ranch, burger king, god
fg image origin:
unknown
sound origin:
various ytmnds
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?(nsfw) How NOT to get your ass kicked by the poli... |
buyable |
(1.00) |
2,616 |
2005-07-14 |
description:
Yes, I know it's been done before, but better sound quality + more content.
domain:
asskicked
keywords:
chris rock
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) Get Your Supervisor On The Phone |
definitely |
(1.00) |
1,423 |
2005-07-15 |
description:
Get Your Supervisor On The Phone
domain:
gysonp
keywords:
supervisor,phone,get
fg image origin:
from scratch
sound origin:
from scratch (taped)
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?The lady's man |
ReetRaxor |
(1.00) |
860 |
2005-07-19 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Cyrus
sound origin:
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?Halo Hoedown |
Theta |
(1.00) |
2,192 |
2005-07-23 |
description:
Spartan Practical Jokes 101:
Joke: L-17 . Part 1:
Run over the alien force's freshly cut lawn with your warthog.
Joke: L-17 . Part 2:
Run over the aliens while you're at it.
domain:
Halohoedown
keywords:
Warthog, Master Chief,
fg image origin:
http://home.hccnet.nl/mvloo/wall-3.jpg
sound origin:
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?sorry... |
HerdyHergen |
(1.00) |
2,447 |
2005-07-25 |
description:
sorry america
domain:
sorrybouturbarn
keywords:
sorry, about, your, barn, bout, back, to, the, future, nigga, stole, my, bike, potter, oprah, picard, snape, dumbledore, cruise, boob, gay
sound origin:
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?the evil monkey is in your closet and he is watching |
hotspot |
(1.00) |
951 |
2005-08-03 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
evilmonk
keywords:
evil monkey family guy
fg image origin:
family guy
sound origin:
evil
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?acid now boogie |
drock |
(1.00) |
1,569 |
2005-08-20 |
description:
wicked rave
domain:
acidnowboogie
keywords:
omg, holy shit, work, ytmnd rave, lol, techno, hentai, porn, omg, lol, wtf, drock, acid now boogie, ipod, bed, your moma lol.
fg image origin:
forum sig
sound origin:
32650-artist unknown
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?The Perfect Man |
TheGuy1234567890 |
(1.00) |
581 |
2005-08-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Theguy
sound origin:
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?CLASS OF 08 - RYAN ANCHETA |
craccinlocc |
(1.00) |
767 |
2005-08-23 |
description:
RYAN ANCHETA OLD MAN IN SENOIR YEAR
domain:
RYANANCHETA
keywords:
Dog cat salad maps ryan old man
senior old man lol
fg image origin:
lol
sound origin:
lol
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?Vin Diesel IS Pac-Man |
SolidX3 |
(1.00) |
3,966 |
2005-08-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
PacMantheMovie
keywords:
Vin Diesel, Pac-Man, Pac Man, the movie, movie, niggas, gangsta, xXx
sound origin:
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?Stella For the Fashionable man |
GlofuS |
(1.00) |
1,312 |
2005-09-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
stellafashion
keywords:
stella, fashion, katrina
sound origin:
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?The LOL Club! |
biotek |
(1.00) |
1,667 |
2005-09-10 |
description:
LOL PEOPLE!!!
domain:
lolclub
keywords:
lol, internet, 4chan, katrina, black, old, women, man, funny, gang, the, interweb, interbutt
fg image origin:
http://www.chriswylde.com/lol.jpg
sound origin:
ME!
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?Before you die, you see the ring. (Now with sound) |
californaya |
(1.00) |
3,674 |
2005-09-13 |
description:
My friend, Brian, just thought of this while I was playing Mega Man Anniversary Collection. Kudos to him.
And yes, I am aware that song is from Dr. Cossack's castle, not Ring Man's stage. YTMND doesn't accept MIDI's, so I used what I could find.
domain:
ringuman
keywords:
the ring, ringu, ring man, mega man, mega man 4, megaman, megaman 4
fg image origin:
original sprite
sound origin:
ocremix.org
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