?Petitio Principii |
WobblesTheGoose |
(3.88) |
1,789 |
2006-09-19 |
description:
Text is an awkward way to have a conversation.
domain:
circlejerk
keywords:
1'd, for, preloader, response, to, conversation.ytmnd.com,
fg image origin:
circles
sound origin:
Super Furry Animals- Short Painkiller
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?Eat My Shorts (REFRESH) |
biggorrillaman1 |
(3.44) |
1,791 |
2007-06-04 |
description:
Eats my shorts.
domain:
eatmyshorts1
keywords:
Breakfast Club,Eat,My,Shorts,porn,pron,pr0n,p0rn
fg image origin:
Breakfast Club + Google
sound origin:
Breakfast Club + A Microphone
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?The Beastles |
LegendaryDave |
(3.50) |
1,794 |
2006-02-19 |
description:
so is this the dumbest/best GIF in the world or what?
domain:
thebeastles
keywords:
beatles, beastie boys, beastles, bus
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
dj BC and The Beastles - Watcha Want, Lady?
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?I'm COO COO for Ipod! |
spacecowboy82 |
(3.71) |
1,794 |
2006-09-13 |
description:
Random "adjustment" made to an Ipod bus station ad I found one day.
domain:
coocooforipod
keywords:
ipod
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
woody woodpecker
|
?RMD fails at determining his body type |
Fission |
(2.00) |
1,797 |
2005-12-08 |
description:
www.myspace.com/redmachined
In short, forum troll that trolled Penny-Arcade.
Is immense.
domain:
redmachined
keywords:
red, machine, RMD, Red Machine D, Fails at, Fails
fg image origin:
Self
sound origin:
The Price is Right
|
?What is GTA2? |
SomeJerkV2 |
(2.42) |
1,797 |
2006-07-06 |
description:
Epic domain name grabbing is going on. This is from the short-film Rockstar shot for GTA 2.
domain:
GTA2
keywords:
GTA 2, GTA
fg image origin:
GTA 2 intro movie
sound origin:
Futuro FM
|
?Kelis ft Too Short - I'm Ballsy |
ray12a |
(3.25) |
1,799 |
2006-09-03 |
description:
Kelis ft Too Short - I'm Ballsy
domain:
ballsy
keywords:
Kelis, Too Short, Ballsy, Bossy
sound origin:
Kelis ft Too Short - I'm Bossy
|
?Skinner goes mad |
rothery |
(3.00) |
1,799 |
2006-10-04 |
description:
Principal Skinner has lost it.
domain:
skinnergoesmad
keywords:
skinner, simpsons, principal, bus, drive, driver, insane, bus, angry, mad, road, street
fg image origin:
The Simpsons
sound origin:
The Simpsons
|
?Magic School Bus |
fpsking409 |
(3.69) |
1,803 |
2006-10-27 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
magicschoolbusporn
keywords:
magic,school,bus,porn,nude
fg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
The theme for The Magic School Bus
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?School Bus is saved by |
RubilacEx |
(3.49) |
1,803 |
2006-12-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mikegyver
fg image origin:
my freinds
sound origin:
my enemies
|
?Deadly Poisoned Halberd |
nookieneilly |
(3.00) |
1,804 |
2007-06-15 |
description:
so shortly lived
domain:
dphally
keywords:
hally, halberd, UO, Ultima, Online, DP, deadly, poison, poisoned
fg image origin:
Ultima Online screen shots
sound origin:
Deltron 3030 - Mastermind
|
?Jesus_Lolz |
propaganda-machine |
(2.29) |
1,809 |
2006-03-07 |
description:
jesus lol zomg jesuslol kraftdiner bus bafoon heyitsjesus knock knock
domain:
JesusLawlz
keywords:
Jesus is God, Hey its Jesus lol, knock knock
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
blueballfixed music
|
?Push it to the Anawanna |
wylde-overdrive |
(3.00) |
1,809 |
2006-07-24 |
description:
Budnick pushing it to the limit...
domain:
budtraveler
keywords:
bud, camp, anawanna, anawana, annawana, annawanna, salute, your, shorts, time, traveler, mullet
fg image origin:
Salute your Shorts, http://www.timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
Scarface
|
?I wish... |
EmperorBohe |
(3.33) |
1,809 |
2005-08-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
iwishiwasabittaller
keywords:
wish,rap,midget,short,fad,conan
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
skee-lo - I wish
|
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?38 seconds of HELL! |
shlammy |
(3.00) |
1,811 |
2006-03-14 |
description:
38 seconds is too short for some, and WAY too much for most!
domain:
bagpipehell
keywords:
bagpipe, bagpipes, celtic, scottish, scotland, scotland the brave, kilt
fg image origin:
cartoonstock.com
sound origin:
Scotland the Brave
|
?Steve Guttenbergs Career |
Mapcouch |
(3.40) |
1,811 |
2007-06-01 |
description:
single tear
domain:
mahoney
keywords:
mahoney , steve guttenberg , police academy , short circuit
fg image origin:
i did it
sound origin:
itsnotthesamenowdog
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Ruby vs. Kassius - Part VI/X |
rubycalaber |
(3.27) |
1,815 |
2007-10-29 |
description:
Ethan - Kassius, Claire - fanfare, Jack - rubycalaber, Kate - artemis, Sawyer - iconoclast
Ruby is the first to heroically rescue Fanfare and engage in physical and verbal combat with internet tough guy Kassius.
domain:
rubyvskassiustackle
keywords:
Lost, YTMNSFW, forums, ruby, rubycalaber, kassius, fanfare, domain, steveyos, vitafin, m0nde, iconoclast, pastor travis, artemis, f*ggy, short, film, gif
fg image origin:
LOST 01x15 + faggots avatars = faggy short film
sound origin:
Getting Ethan - Michael Giacchino
|
?donkylips is fat. |
monsletalis |
(3.17) |
1,814 |
2005-11-01 |
description:
donkylips
domain:
donkylipssponge
keywords:
donkylips, salute your shorts
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) Rice Fields 2:Tha Comeback |
FiceRields |
(4.00) |
1,818 |
2017-04-28 |
description:
The rice fields make an epic comeback,and this time,twice as much as rice fields!!!
domain:
ricefieldz2
keywords:
filthyfrank,rice,fields,ricefields,papafranku,japaneese,welcome,filthy,vietnam
fg image origin:
The foreground is as we all know,Papa Franku.It's from his short video,where he welcomes you to THA RICE FIELDS MOTHAPHUCKA!!!!
bg image origin:
The background is a random GIF choosen from tumblr.
sound origin:
It's from that same video where he welcomes you to THA RICE FIELDS MOTHAPHUCKA!!!!
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?Homer is oblivious |
thepaintrain |
(2.82) |
1,818 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
Homer doesn't have a clue
domain:
oblivioushomer
keywords:
homer, simpson, marge, richard, simmons, is gay, and, wears, tiny, shorts, oblivious, company, of, men, I REALLY hope that's drool
fg image origin:
homer+richard simmons
sound origin:
simpsons
|
?what China is really like |
BubbytheTourG |
(2.67) |
1,820 |
2010-08-14 |
description:
this is what china is like
domain:
Chinalike
keywords:
hong, kong, phooey, wong, dong, china, chong, ching, chu, wang, wu, wang, egg, foo, young, lo, mein, bus, uncle
fg image origin:
nigger shit
sound origin:
chink shit
|
?There was a hero |
Tobeythekoala |
(2.60) |
1,822 |
2009-02-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
hrdr2cumpt
keywords:
compute, prison, pink, shorts, gay, afro, mustache, tattoos, volley ball, plague, beach, computer, wind, sex, sexual, love machine, robot, hero, lord of the rings, matrix, god, music, film, cheetos, excellence, pro,
fg image origin:
Interwebs
sound origin:
Kraftwerk
|
?Faaip De Oiad |
Maltese |
(3.33) |
1,824 |
2007-03-15 |
description:
The call was cut short by an unknown force and the man was found dead the next day. This is true.
domain:
faaip
keywords:
faaip de oiad, tool, maynard, tap, dancer, aliens, area 51, kill, goddess, bunny, enochian
fg image origin:
J. Baima
sound origin:
Tool
|
?myspace girls love me |
RodGroinfro |
(2.52) |
1,825 |
2006-02-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
myspacelololol
keywords:
myspace, lol
sound origin:
Cake - short skirt long jacket
|
?Jeez Louise! (refresh) |
Kirbyoto |
(3.00) |
1,827 |
2006-10-09 |
description:
It's even funnier when you realize the USA wasn't involved in the first Red Alert.
domain:
JeezLouise
keywords:
Jeez, Louise, Stalin, Red Alert, Command and Conquer,Short Term Memory Loss,Describing Your Car Troubles,No Need To Panic I Am Simply Taking My Weekly Rock Bath
fg image origin:
C&C: Red Alert
sound origin:
C&C: Red Alert
|
?Officer Dangle wants you to know |
Rofles |
(1.10) |
1,831 |
2006-01-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
dangle
keywords:
reno, 911, dangle, officer, running, shorts, hey, wear, wants, know
sound origin:
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?Johnny 5 MySpace suicide |
DonaldMcRonald |
(3.07) |
1,832 |
2007-01-06 |
description:
Nova Robotics recovers S-A-I-N-T Prototype Number 5, which had been on an unauthorized excursion.
domain:
j5
keywords:
myspace suicide, emo, johnny 5, short circuit
fg image origin:
mypsace fad, google
sound origin:
emo song + Short Circuit
|
?We will make a baby... after a short nap. |
Hashmo |
(2.29) |
1,831 |
2007-05-07 |
description:
Two men lock horns to discover their seperate fates... but strive to continue, for love conquers all.
domain:
rymattlovers
keywords:
Ghost4800, Cool Whip, Brokeback, Alaska, Love, Fate, Naps
fg image origin:
The private files of Ghost4800
sound origin:
some brokeback ytmnd
|
?Sidog relle sub |
KeSO |
(1.00) |
1,834 |
2005-09-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
busellergodis
keywords:
Knulla, Mamma, Jimmy Staff, XXX, Fun, Movie, Poker, KeSO, Bird, Candy, Bus, Halloween
fg image origin:
I made it
sound origin:
Trick or treat in swedish played backwards
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