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All the chirps from the Great Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

yourejustachicken

CHIRP // CHIRP // CHIRP

The Room, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp,

The Room, spliced together

So, I was cleaning out my room when I came across this old book that provided instructions on how to make paper airplanes, along with some illustrations of characters to go along with the planes. I was flipping through the book, and having a laugh at how cheesy the characters were, when the similarities struck me. Note that the book (named "Paper Airplane Power") was copyrighted in the same year that StarFox was released. I honestly don't know who stole from who, but it's ridiculous enough to be on ytmnd.

star-fox

StarFox,Paper Airplane,Coincidence

Paper Airplane Power / StarFox (Press F11 if you can't see the whole image)

Cave Story

funny joak

weedesmokerz

pokemon,get high 375

omg little kids are gonna see that

it says to get high

remember when we used to smoke weede in the dorm room 8)

Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

strhsdrnjserjnhtsrjtsrjshjndsn

james, woods, gatling, gun, N, 6, 4, video, drome, pixar

chris nolan's escalation trilogy, part II

farm hats

marty

This is not intended for people over the age of one million. Anybody eating a sandwich may need to step out of the room. If you have to pee get it over with before it changes your mind about this page. Somebodey get me a whoopie cussion... were go'n LIVE

enrangedmuffin

EAT // DA // POO POO

enragedmuffinz enraged muffinz enragedmuffinplace

FOUND ON GOOGLE

FOUND ON GOOGLE

CREATED BY YOUTUBE USER HOUSEHOLD HACKER... I THINK

Here's to Tommy Wiseau's ultimate opening.

OhhaiJohnny

Wiseau, Tommy, Johnny, Mark, Hai, oh, shining, The, room, bullshit, did, not

Google.com

youtube.com

Kevin James sheds a tear for Greg Giraldo. - In case you're wondering, that picture that Kevin James looks at is actually a picture of me and Greg Giraldo with Kevin James's face photoshopped over my face. I met Giraldo last Friday night at the comedy club where he performed his last show, which happens to be one day before he OD'ed in the hotel room. Such a tragic event. RIP.

kevinjamesgiraldo

Greg Giraldo, Kevin James, Paul Blart, Mall Cop, Paul Blart Mall Cop, RIP, Celebrity deaths, 2010, Rest in Peace, Internet, Google, News,

Paul Blart: Mall Cop + Greg Giraldo

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Craig T. Nelson dumping in the living room :)

coachdump

EPIC DUMP!!! // //

chomedy, craig t. nelson, dump, whoops, poltergeist, coach

Poltergeist.

Coach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwoEXlTph0

qtheraven

white room, stng, not sure what the difference between q and a broken holodeck was

gene frakenberry

desc./dr. octagon - blue flowers

You are tearing me apart, Lisa

moanalisa

tommy wiseau, the room, tearing me apart, lisa

Mona Lisa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMH8vNhz9QI

This website is dedicated to the hottest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition girl I've ever seen <3 I fell in love with her when I got my very first swimsuit issue in the mail in 2003 <3 I am so lucky to have seen her on the front cover and constantly stare at her whenever I felt compelled to experience deep emotions that I cannot explain <3 I feel like I'm in Disneyworld everytime I'm alone in my room looking at her picture >///^////> I get lonely whenever I have to put the magazine away <3 My world is forever changed now that I have her picture in my life <<<<<3 I love you Petra <3 my sweet covergirl <3

ilovepetra

I love you // my cover girl // <3

girlfriend, boyfriend, couple, love, cute, Petra, pde10

it's 2 pictures I have, one of me, and one of my dream girlfriend, then I photoshopped us together kissing in bed <3

Fireflies by Owl City, our song <3

BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOMx3

Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Do the honor to me Don't you know i like to bite Get to the view Closer to you You're driving me crazy, crazy for you Second time you moved me It's time for us to boom boom You can come right close to me And feel the burning fire All the time you got me It's fine for us to boom boom If you see the spark in me And feel my strong desire Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right

http://stdcarriers.com/images/carriers/PaulLekakisBoom.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4

After assassinating presidents and jerking off in the girls locker room Data enjoys trimming hedges

datajob

hedges,trimming,data,job,mexican,beaner

Senor Data

Senor Data

footmoose endorses danimals drinkable yogurt so you can have more time to go fuck yourself

footmoose

in the danimals kingdom fuck you

pajaminals started a new daycare center just so they could lure little toddlers into a basement where they strip the children naked and chain them to an old toilet in the middle of the room and play duck duck goose. the pajaminals skip around the crying children screaming DUCK DUCK DUCK while slamming their cocks on the kids foreheads, and when one of the pajanimals is about to cum, they stop over a child of their choosing and yell GOOSE as they cum all over their face.

Garanimals were there to film the horrific event.

Tommy Wiseau unleashes a torrent of great rage upon discovering this fact...

mistertommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, The Room, discovers, Tommy Wiseau discovers

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

Johnny is enraged because he pays too much for car insurance

tommywiseaululz

tommy wiseau, the room, i did not hit hurrr, denny, lulz, teh lulz, nelson mandella

tommy wiseau

Tommy Wiseau spent days beating a low level castle in Super Mario Bros. only to be told by Toad that Princess Peach was in another castle.

thattommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau Discovers, oh hai mark, oh hai denny, i have breast cancer

Tommy Wiseau's rage

johnny is disappointed that thomas dewey did not win the election

tommywiseaululzz

tommy wiseau, the room, teh lulz, tits, discovery, cunt, thomas dewey, anne frank

another corrupt election

Tommy Wiseau, a huge Cavs fan, learns that his favorite player, Lebron James, is going to the Miami Heat.

ohtommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau discovers, Lebron James, The Room, LMAO

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

johnny cant believe that OJ simpson was found not guilty

tommywiseaululzzz

Tommy Wiseau, discovery, lulz, the room, epic lulz, lolsauce, tits, vaginal sex, william mckinley

Tommy just cant believe that OJ was found not guilty

teh room

Tommy Wiseau is a huge Dallas (soap opera) fan and learns who shot JR and is greatly upset.

wiseautommy

Tommy Wiseau, Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau discovers

Tommy Wiseau's rage

the closest thing this guys ever gotten to pussy was the cat he shares his room with in his mothers basement

hankthefaggot

tommy wiseau, lulz, boobs, nipples, louis xvi, brutus, hanktherapper, the room, IM FED UP WIF DIS WURL

hanktherapper continuing to not get laid

Tommy Wiseau loves Pizza Hut and had some great coupon deals but realized he did not use them in time.

tommywiseauismad

Tommy Wiseau, Pizza Hut, Tommy Wiseau Discovers

Tommy Wiseau's rage

johnny thought he was the father, and is disappointed to find out that lisa was such a whore

tommywiseaululzzzz

the room, tommy wiseau, oh hai mark, johnny, the room, lulz, boobs, tits, anal sex, john wilkes boothe

teh room

Tommy Wiseau felt that it was a lock that the defending champion Saints would beat the 7-9 Seahawks in the NFL wildcard but was sadly mistaken.

tommywiseaubets

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau Discovers, Seahawks, Saints, NFL

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

johnny watches citizen kane, and doesnt like the ending

tommywiseaululzzzzz

tommy wiseau, lulz, boobs, robert e lee, the room, rosebud, citizen kane, orson welles, teh room

disappoint

Tommy Wiseau was mind tricked and soon became aware that he was conned.

tommywiseaumindtrick

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau Discovers, Star Wars

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

johnny goes on to ytmnd.com and discovers ytmnds made of him

tommywiseaululzzzzzz

tommy wiseau, stop ganging up on me, christopher reeve, the room, teh room, teh lulz, boobs, yeast infection

teh room

Tommy Wiseau discovers that he's part of a heavy metal punk band.

heavymetaltommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau Discovers, Heavy Metal Punk Band, Tony Danza

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

johnny was given the wrong amount of change, and he is not happy

tommywiseaululzzzzzzz

tommy wiseau, johnny, YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER, oh hai mark, teh room, lulz, lolsauce, the room, mlk, cvs, change, money

what happens when johnny doesnt get the correct amount of change?

and the oscar goes to...