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I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

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We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

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when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

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Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

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I don't agree with the way Jews are gteated in hollyWood look so what i fhtey wANT TO HAVE SEX WITH UDNERAGE BOYS AND MOST OF THEM ARE HGAY MEN OR PREDATORAY MEN OR EUGLY MEN OR FAT MEN OR WAIT DID i EMNTION MOST OF THEM ARE jWS? lOOK THIS ISN'T A WHITE NATIONSALIST TREND OR BIGOTIY OR ANTIDFA PLEASE DON'T COME BRICK MY FUCKING AR WINDOWS i', STILL MAKING PAYEMNTS ON THAT STHING i';M JUST SAYING THERE'S A LOT OF faggots GOING AROUND AND DOING WHATEVER EHY WANT AND THEY JSHOOULD ME STOPPED.

as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

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US built up their bases everywhere and attack countries and impose sanction to the sufferings of the people as they like, you countries never say US are aggressive and bully smaller country.. Who gave them the license to attack and kill civilians..I will see what you India will say if one day US suppress your country when you are developing ahead of US, that time will come to you..

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Because the CPC want to spread their right wing ideology, China is getting back to normal while most of the world is in lockdown, it is China’s enemy greed driven democracy that is worst hit, a bad strain in Iran the Shia power in the mid east, Putin blaming the U.S for the virus and MSB Sunni having play fighting to bring down oil prices destabilising the oil industry. Along with the existing push by Putin and the CPC for a right brain anxiety driven right wing ( Nazi like world ) too many coincidences, if its is found out the virus is man made the CPC can say to escaped from the Wuhan lab or someone took it out who has now been executed. This virus may mark the big push for a right wing world and a Sunni middle east, I am probably wrong it makes no difference really as the faulty right anxious/negative brain is to blame anyway one way or the other.

But wait! Didn’t USA’s CIA Director just happily announced that “We lie, we cheat, we stole..” I guess 2 can play that game and now you apply your double standards.

They rewrite chapters. They threw dirt on is. To foreign countries, They promote scary propagandas. And we are eating it up, And we the merchants eat it up, They speculate "not" or "for" They provoke everything againts us. Envious eyes are asking for life, They promote scary propaganda since historical times. And we are eating it up like puppets. We the comrades, we the people.

If I know that right is so Much More Making More Sites on YTMND Website, Damn, I'm not sure I'm making More Site on YTMND for Now

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we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

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BALLIN!!!! // //

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I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

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