YTMND Search

fucking incredward

humanimals

Andrew Hussie,is FUCKED UP,and maybe I am too?,a little?,Humanimals,Edward,Horschestra,infinite shades guy,hi mom,that's supposed to be a tongue by the way

http://bit.ly/9MKfmW + EDITS

infinite shades guy + EDITS

the most important music in Homestuck

was on acid last night, morre like coming off it, decided to make a poster for him since he getd so much hate

free4alllzzz

nissa,nunica internet social allance

frying on acid all night, i get the thought to make a kick ass poster, for no reason other it being continent so this is something i threw up without prio knowlge...formulating coherent....so fucking doit!

evil can eyes

ending theme to portal title "still alive"

Moon Man and Sun Man come up with the idea to get Charles framed of being a pedophile....But how? Also, welcome, Temporaryarm and i-one-moonman-sites, I await your one stars.

pedomoonington

Moon Man

Mewn Mayen

Drape Grank

Moon Man's Audio Archive

DUNN DUNN DUNN He wants to be the very best Like no cop ever was To kill them all is his real test To expose them is his cause He will travel across L.A. Searching far and wide For each family to understand The conspiracy that's inside CHRIS DORNER Is gonna kill 'em all Who comes next he'll make the call CHRIS DORNER Ohh, he'll kill again For the truth he must defend CHRIS DORNER Is serious fucking shit Say nigger and you'll get hit He'll chew you up into bits CHRIS DORNER He's so fucking bad He could kill your dad CHRIS DORNER

dorner

chris dorner is a real american

Forchin.

Forchin.

One day I'll be...

ghostlydreams

My friend's youtube

Satie

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

helpmaxwithmoney

I love you.

=* ;(

He-Man drives a.....something. It is just a joke.

He-man-Power

he-man,drives,a,car,and,crashes,little,girl,dies,it,blows,up,I,got,thew,the,power,powah,the hidden man,viegar,looking,guy,high,speed,obama,barrack,zombie,apocolypse,sieg,heil,hitler,just,joke,so,nazi,oh yeah,wtf,epic,awesome,car crash effect,hulk smash,facebook,twitter,john,many cow,indeed,english,version,of,me,is,best,one,yet,be,man,with,that,human,Da Fuck,gif,dark,scary,old,cartoon,or,something,what,galaxy,are,you,on?,2013,ofc,2012,too,70s,bitch

imgur

youtube

LOL!

illuminazis

VOTE 5

I'm going to post this over and over again until you accept reality that the Jews did 9/11 with their secret Bilderberg Rotschild IlumiNazi Reptilian connections by blowing up the twin towers with a bomb shaped like a Star of David for no other reason than to be racist like Moon Man KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! MLK! Oops I meant KKK now Moon Man is going to vaporize me with his very powerful Moon Lasers for accidentally referencing the initials of an influential African-American civil rights leader who he hates because he's racist like Kramer ololololol

Something

Vote 5

When the world never seems to be livin up to yer dreams...

factsofthehighlife

facts of life,garrett,pot,weed

garrett, mandelbrot

audio jokes

redman

but updated his mobile app map with "he might be there later today" and is curious to see if anyone will show up

popularbook

Popularbook® Dog hates Galaxybucks™

uncited

uncited

Daft Punk - End Credits (Tron Legacy)

“- "Why don't you like to be touched?" - "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia” ― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

Dinckelfrick

Dinckelfrick,Funny,Awesome,Dundermunsk,Groneebles

Google

Google

Google

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

Ponies originally developed as a landrace adapted to a harsh natural environment, and were considered part of the "draft" subtype typical of Northern Europe. At one time, it was hypothesized that they may have descended from a wild "draft" subspecies of Equus ferus.[6] Studies of mitochondrial DNA (which is passed on though the female line) indicate that a large number of wild mares have contributed to modern domestic breeds;[7][8] in contrast, studies of y-DNA (passed down the male line) suggest that there was possibly just one single male ancestor of all domesticated breeds.[9] Domestication of the horse probably first occurred in the Eurasian steppes with horses of between 13 hands (52 inches, 132 cm) to over 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm),[10] and as horse domestication spread, the male descendents of the original stallion went on to be bred with local wild mares.[9][10]

Michael Westen: My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy. Until... voice on phone: We got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted. Michael Westen: When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. Michael Westen: Where am I? Fiona Glenanne: Miami. Michael Westen: You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A trigger-happy ex-girlfriend... Fiona Glenanne: Shall we shoot them? Michael Westen: An old friend who used to inform on you to the FBI... Sam Axe: You know spies... bunch of bitchy little girls. Michael Westen: Family too... Sam Axe: Hey, is that your Mom again? Michael Westen: ... if you're desperate. Madeline Westen: Someone needs your help, Michael! Michael Westen: Bottom line? Until you figure out who burned you... you're not going anywhere.

The United States Pony Club defines "pony" to be any mount that is ridden by a member regardless of its breed or size. Persons up to 25 years old are eligible for membership, and some of the members' "ponies" actually are full-size horses.

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Looks like Luigi didn't want to wake up this morning.(i should be asleep right now,too) Nintendo has really outdone themselves.Mario and Luigi Dream Team is living proof.GO BUY IT NAO~ *WARNING-CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF KAWAII* Everything used in this YTMND is either from the game itself,or the MarioWIki entry~ I am a random space. KTHXBAI GAISE

nintenwin

mario,luigi,rpg,mario & luigi,lol,internet,dreamy,kawaii,sleeping in,kthxbai

Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(MarioWiki entry)

Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(The game itself)

Twerking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just ask this guy.

twerrrrrrrrrk

Youtube video, edited by me

Gregorian chant

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.

noagendanetneutrality

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe

http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Aquarius/NetNeutrality.jpg

http://613.nashownotes.com

Small little webpage of rick astley's hit song: Never Going to Give You Up. the song has been modified to be speed up.

nevergoingtogiveyouupspeedup

Rick Astley // As a // Women

Rick Astley,speed up,never going to give you up

Picture was found on http://www.dafk.net/what/

background is from https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=Zjm_P6ST2wGnlM&tbnid=5rVKgRffTk30pM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=https%3A%2F%2Freadtapestry.com%2Fstory%2Fcontainer%2FmYLC9ddiH%2F&ei=6f9vU-rsMsuiyATX8oLQAQ&psig=AFQjCNEUfvl3QZpzeRMg-Knfg1GzHDG-zw&ust=1399934522054846

Sound was a speed up version of Rick Astley's Never Going to Give You Up

This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.

noimnot

I'm not a 12 year old closeted homosexual with daddy issues

Unlike Pilleater and all of its alts

Taken from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" video, where he reviews the 32-in-1 cartridge. Quote: "This kid here sure is having a good time for being about to be blown up by a missile... and for missing an eye."

projared

// OOOOH!!! //

video game,video games,game,games,kid,blue

Clipped from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".

Spliced from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".

Hero will never give up, never hide, never be defeated, never accept evil.

rabu

Yotsumoe, dmdm,damedame,maddie,Erika_Salmon,Flamwenco,[DDE]

Created foreground by self

Back from Yotsumoe's original rabu page, it's the thumbnail

Amagami SS Opening, I love by Azusa

NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

kalel

Adam Sandler

Michael Keaton

Giant fighting robots are generally tough opponents, and Golurk is no exception, as it is one of the premier physical threats in NU. Its typing grants it a fantastic dual STAB combination, an immunity to Volt Switch, and the ability to check Primeape and Sawk not locked into Ice Punch, two of the tier's most common Fighting-types. Wielding a Choice Band, Golurk is one of the most fearsome wallbreakers, capable of 2HKOing the entire tier with the appropriate move. It can also make use of its numerous switch-in opportunities to support the team by setting up Stealth Rock throughout the match. However, Golurk is often held back by its low Speed, leaving it unable to sweep fast teams and prone to being revenge killed. Its typing is also sometimes a double-edged sword, often forcing it to retreat due to its numerous weaknesses to common types in NU, such as Ice, Water, and Grass.

gladiatornudes

filibuster fireworks

Magnets

Ebony & Ivory

Heres more stuff from the static shock project I'm bulldozing through at this time. Ya can't keep a good scientist down and thusly I'm still hacking away at this project. For reasons I can only assume is that no one else will. There simply aren't any black super heros being made in the media at all. So I'm a lone gunman here, going up against the big white world we live in... but this is what I do. Been doing it since I was a kid, and I still enjoy it.

staticshocking

ass,titties,fuck,porn,boobs

asS booty butt cheeks

fucking cock licker

dick asS fuck

hi hi, yes. we're making sites again. this is a return to sites.

vladmir-poochins

poochel kitten be bump bum up my mom fucker ass

Doomsday Preppers, because it's fun to watch retarded people prepare for Red Dawn to happen in real life obama

thanks a lot BILL CLINTON

This time it's staying up. Comment and you'll be added.

greenscreened

Art

18 Carat Affair - Desire

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION

SI

EN LA CARA

SEMEN

In 2009, I promised madDogSoldier he would be in my next list of gr33nscr33n alts. As the years passed by, he probably thought I would not live up to my promise, but I have.

maddogsoldieryo

madDogSoldier,gr33nsc433n,promise,Locke5

http://ytmnd.com/sites/901042/profile http://volume3.ytmnd.com/

Girl Talk-Oh No

And the comment page will be shitted up by Suzanne as usual. And beatingadeadhorseoff will complain about Suzanne posting a bunch of nonsense comments while posting a bunch of nonsense comments himself. And gr33scr33n will be castigating all the new kids for not having lives. And madDogSoldier will make a comment missing the point. And max still won't have gotten around to replacing the million-site placeholder.

billion

Made it with Final Cut Pro X

Finding Forrester (2000 Trailer)

LOL!

haunts

VOTE 5,Also Lex Luthor is now a Ghostbuster for some reason

The Ghost of John Frusciante becoming overconfident due to believing that he cannot be shot up

Lex Luthor disproving the Ghost of John Frusciante's claim