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eric-is-similar-to-epic-get-it

epic maneuver,police,outdated fads

some news site

some news site

ebin maneuver

311 is a meme

threeelevenisameme

IF ONLY I COULD BE NICK HEXUM // HIS FLOATING HEAD IS SO EROTIC // I GUESS I'M ALL MIXED UP HA

311,meme,rock music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/311-3.gif

https://thememefriends.bandcamp.com/track/one-two-fuck-you

Was messing around with some flower gifs and came up with this. You may be annoyed this does not have a joke but you can't claim it is something other then what its labeled. In before "its not labeled sh*t."

FlowersBlooming

flower,bloom,wind,sea,fish,cloud

mine

my edit

mine

This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two! I felt the love I breathed the air I touched the rain I wiped a tear I saw the moon I heard the wind And now my new life Will soon begin I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) I walked the earth This land so free These gifts of joy I took with me A tree grows high A leaf will fall Whispers of love I hear her call You must be strong Your chin up high Yes I still live I did not die I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you in a different way We had to go But it’s okay You see we’re with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) We are so strong Good and beautiful (repeat) AMERICA! :p

goodbyedusty

marriage,wedding,friends

Original Content - CyberneticEmpire

Edited version of America We Stand as One

DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.

dontletyourdreamsbedreams

JUST // DO // IT.

meme,justdoit

giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-just-do-it-wErJXg1tIgHXG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nMlQnt59k

That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.

fivesecondrule101

donuts,dropdropthem,youmaydie,fail,foodie,fivesecondrule,foodjunkie,germaphobe,droppedfood

Original Photo

Movie Friday After Next

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)

thesupermariobrossupershow

The,Super,Mario,Bros.,Show,Dic,Nintendo

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)

theadventuresofsupermariobros3

The,Adventures,of ,Super,Mario,Bros.,3,Nintendo,Dic

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

r.e.m.,green,it is green

itisgreen.ytmnd.com & pitchfork.com

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED. Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground. That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.

dont-egg-my-hows

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

moon man steals your healthcare plan and uses it to bash a dogs skull open so he can get to the candy and call your mother a cunt

Jimmy Dean Sausage, Proud Supporter of TYMND since Nineteen Hundred and JUICE

Tobacco - New Juices from the Hot Tub Freaks

Widespread co-maladjustment to life in modern society will be the force behind the evolution of civilization that saves the biosphere. The world is messed up, it's time to act accordingly and do something about it.

comaladjustment

mr.robot maladjusted civilization biosphere awake rise society evolution

gif of portion of Mr. Robot episode found on internets

Mercury Rev - You've Gone With So Little For So Long

If you don't downvote this with at least 70 alts, it might make up and coming, which means that YTMND will be ruined!

umfail

HURRY UP UMFULD // YOU CAN'T LET THIS // HIT THE FRONT PAGE

LOL!,VOTE 5

Umfuld

Batfuld

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

Ramen King // Pink Guy // "ey b0ss"

ramen,filthyfranktv

I got this video from our king Pink Guy on youtube, lord bless him.

search top ramen on google images

found airhorn sound on youtube

my robot penis goes, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt fuck fuck fuck fuck. gerbils gerbils gerbils ppppppppppppppp ass ass ass

o-rings

you can touch my penis but it has to be a secret,said the robot to all the school children,and shortly after placing his finger slowly up all of their asses one by one,the robot exclaimed NOW YOU'RE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB,a little boy wiped the tears from his face and pulled up his pants and said,thems was not cheerios!

short circus

cinnamon flavored poon kisses

black moms super windows

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Kanye West,NBA,NBA on NBC,John Tesh,The Life of Pablo,Basketball,YEEZY,yeezus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz3CPYnUVbu

https://youtu.be/mq2hvBzGdok

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o50zqyX4Nh1qa7udko1.mp3#_=_

LOL!

powered

FAGGOT Power! // //

VOTE 5

Faggot Power involves the daily situations of a group of fags, named Otto Faggot, QUEERina "QUEER" Faggot, Sam HOMO, and Fister ThatsSoGay, as they spend their free time being mad guy, such as eating dildos, being gay niggaz , playing MGRR, and more. Otto and QUEER live with their dad, Gay, who along with his HOMO partner, Tito FAGani, runs a Fag bar called Fag Shack, where the queers usually hang out. In most episodes, they get involved in WarioWare Shoveupyoownassgames, but end up learning that their FAGGOTRY is more important than winning. The series is set in the fictional CaliFAGnian town of HOMO Shores.

Same

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

Fatman,Christopher Paul Whitney,Aussie Dossie,Folks,AWWWWW YEEEEEEAH FOOOOOLKS,Supreme Fatness,Hi Folks,fat,obese,morbidly obese,obscene,nsfw,stupid,funny,sexy,schizoaffective disorder

Christopher Paul Whitney AKA Fatman being sexy as fuck

Barney

Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song

"So fuck you. I don't post much, but I've never left this place, and I won't be leaving, either. Get used to the idea, and shove a nice screencap of this post right up your ass with your other ones."

acidmanrage

I've never left this place // and I won't be leaving //

Opchan screenshot

My Imagination

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3 Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, gee, I gotta go to school. I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it, I wonder what I'm gonna do. But when I look around I see, that someone is smiling right at me. Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend. Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe, and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts, come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.

degrassijuniorhigh

Degrassi Junior High

Degrassi Junior High

Degrassi Junior High

Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

degrassihigh

Degrassi High

Degrassi High

Everybody get ready and get into gear, the Degrassi sensation, the one and only, The Zits are here Everybody wants something, they'll neber give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up. Everybody face up to the facts as they are, Dedication is hard but, you'll be somebody and you will go far. Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up.

everybodywantssomething

degrassi

Degrassi

Money

The Zits

i don't know if you'll forgive me For being so blind To how you felt Don't ask me why i couldn't see it It might take years to figure out And thats not something i know much about But theres one way to find out Yeah,yeah,yeah What i know is that i hurt you oh What i know is that i suck And what i know is that i'm sorry What i know is that i'm a Loser,yeah What i know is i Screwed up And that i never earned your trust And what i know is everything i touch Just turns to Dust

whatiknow

degrassi

Degrassi

Downtown Sasquatch

Mmmm, what can beat that delicious aroma in the morning? What better way to be woken up?

bestpartofwakingup

Coffee,Waking Up,Morning,Folger's,Tourettes

Delicious Folgers Crystals and some Woman getting railed.

Rockapella, Tourettes Guy

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

wolverDREAMS

HEY, DUUUUUUDE

we're gonna need some Neosporin and Tampons

PCU

yeah i left the whole part about paintballs in partly out of laziness, partly out of it would be funny if gr33nscr33n shot up umfolds truck with paint balls

umfoldgreenscreen

Umfold,Gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n rapping about umfold

Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do... ...is more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my And you can wear my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold So you can wear my... So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my ...sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my...

JacobYo

sweat shirt,trash,music,twist,jacob,satornous,puberty,jacob sartorius

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/78666/1033841/berman_trashlight01.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sb1FzMFA_E

Frosty finds Kuzma64's site lacking any creativity & feels that Fidel Castro Afterlife & Darthwang's site #3000 are more deserving to be on up & coming.

frostydownvote

Frosty,downvote

Frosty the Downvote

Snow

A very metal christmas - Frosty the Snowman

AkiraGT is a fucking loser and just keeps reposting elephant feces and raw eggs because he has nothing better to do but troll YTMND with garbage. Giving away Free Digital Movies to anyone who can make a elephant feces site being blown up or something using sprites.

destroyelephantfeces

AkiraGT,elephant feces,free movies

Elephant Feces sites suck!

Crash Bandicoot Remix

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

RIP IN PIECES, // GAMING CHAIR // 2010 - 2016

gaming chair,butts,leather

My throne.

Utter sadness.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

306 // > // 232

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

The Internets

also the internets

Team America, World Police