?Happening in Cambria Right Now |
imbrandonthomas |
(2.33) |
315 |
2013-09-18 |
description:
Just some dumb thing I made
domain:
mariotrent
fg image origin:
Original Artwork of mine
sound origin:
Super Mario Bro video game
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?Can't even handle the spookiness |
SweaterCommittee |
(3.50) |
887 |
2013-10-07 |
description:
The club can't handle how spooky this is.
domain:
spookypumpkin
site text:
the club can't even // handle me right now //
keywords:
spooky,pumpkin,dance,club can't handle
fg image origin:
pumpkin dance
bg image origin:
none
sound origin:
florida
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?There are like only 6 YTMNDs on U&C right n... |
DarthWang |
(3.14) |
3,127 |
2013-10-25 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
depress
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
An animated gif obviously
bg image origin:
Something else
sound origin:
A song
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?I can't believe YTMND is still functioning it�... |
DaChazman |
(4.07) |
3,918 |
2013-11-03 |
description:
i can't believe yourethemannowdog still exists. it's still around. it's still functioning right now, in the year 2013
domain:
unclebuckcoughlers
keywords:
john candy fartlers,coughers
fg image origin:
fart
bg image origin:
http://unclebuckthatsawrap.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
uncle buck coughlers
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?Mario & Luigi:EPIC WIN |
SuperNyanLuigi |
(1.50) |
1,106 |
2013-12-02 |
description:
Looks like Luigi didn't want to wake up this morning.(i should be asleep right now,too)
Nintendo has really outdone themselves.Mario and Luigi Dream Team is living proof.GO BUY IT NAO~
*WARNING-CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF KAWAII*
Everything used in this YTMND is either from the game itself,or the MarioWIki entry~
I am a random space. KTHXBAI GAISE
domain:
nintenwin
keywords:
mario,luigi,rpg,mario & luigi,lol,internet,dreamy,kawaii,sleeping in,kthxbai
fg image origin:
Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(MarioWiki entry)
sound origin:
Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(The game itself)
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?(nsfw) Yo Bobby |
jorach |
(3.00) |
2,280 |
2013-12-06 |
description:
I'mma tell you right now y'all mo'fuckin listen
Breakin hockey news, fuckers thinkin I'm slippin
domain:
yobobby
keywords:
tsn,bob mckenzie,yo gotti,yo bobby
fg image origin:
Bobby Mac
sound origin:
Jeezy - Act Right
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?club kaan't even handle me |
colonparentheses |
(1.00) |
327 |
2014-03-15 |
description:
the club kaan't even handle me right now
domain:
clubkaantevenhandleme
fg image origin:
arg arg aer g
bg image origin:
g erg eg eargera gag arg
sound origin:
agag ewrge
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
951 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?A cigarette 'n' a handshake's a... |
a01 |
(3.00) |
1,205 |
2014-05-30 |
description:
Wishmaster movie -- A homeless man (George 'Buck' Flower) argues with the pharmacist and then has a run in with The Djinn (Andrew Divoff), who grants him a wish of revenge. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA)
domain:
cigarettehandshake
site text:
Cigarette 'n' a // handshake's about all // I got right now, pal.
keywords:
wishmaster,cigarette,handshake,about,all,got,right,now,pal,george,buck,flower,homeless,man,djinn,jinn
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1LGWv3zkA
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?Corn Fucked Beef Pancakes with Cheese |
Famery-Gai |
(4.34) |
4,995 |
2014-06-30 |
description:
Looks like Grandpa got caught selling car insurance to fundamentalist jihadists with no clothes on again.
domain:
nickfrost
keywords:
Anne Heche Browns,Fried Pool Tables,simon pegg domain was already taken
fg image origin:
this is a breakfast ytmnd
bg image origin:
hi. we can't come to the phone right now. we're eating breakfast.
sound origin:
Lowell George - Thanks I'll Eat It Here
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?TRUTHTMND: Bohemian Grove 2014 |
woman |
(1.83) |
1,047 |
2014-07-21 |
description:
It's happening right now!
domain:
dees
keywords:
Bohemian Grove,2014
fg image origin:
Bohemian Grove
sound origin:
MGS4 - Guns of the Patriots
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?Picard is in a hurry |
vtech |
(1.73) |
2,083 |
2014-12-01 |
description:
Picard is in a hurry
domain:
kack999
site text:
NOT RIGHT NOW // YOU // DON'T
fg image origin:
Picard is in a hurry
sound origin:
Picard is in a hurry
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?you make me feel so good |
Pajamash |
(2.80) |
537 |
2014-12-14 |
description:
Cage is 32 inches wide, 38 tall, and 21 deep.
Cage height on stand from floor to top of cage is 61 1/2 inches.
Door in center of cage is 10 inches wide and 16 tall.
Cage is being scrubbed and disinfected right now
domain:
Ifeelsogood
keywords:
love
fg image origin:
Epitome of dance culture
bg image origin:
80s' love
sound origin:
Books and Love - I make me feel so bad
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?NAVY SEAL |
superawesome6 |
(3.36) |
10,475 |
2015-01-27 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
navyseal
fg image origin:
reddit
sound origin:
from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers
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?Let's stream development |
madjackmcmad78 |
(1.00) |
685 |
2015-04-15 |
description:
Why you no work
domain:
dmansdevstream
site text:
On today's strim // there is no strim //
keywords:
streaming,buffering,flea,twitch,fail
fg image origin:
Twitch not loading, still not loading, this is happening right now.
sound origin:
Flea!
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?I don't have a Clever name right now |
IAMNEDM |
(2.33) |
442 |
2015-04-26 |
description:
Lol
domain:
ronaldguitar
site text:
TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU
keywords:
Ronald McDonald,Dragonforce,Through the Fire and Flames
fg image origin:
McDonald's
sound origin:
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
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?A Man from Our Area a Certain Korsakov Went t... |
FuckingArsehole |
(1.00) |
522 |
2015-05-10 |
description:
a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1
he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot
he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers
stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet
he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken
a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum,
wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars
a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two
a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday
came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking
he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3
a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on
he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone
a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4
he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two
a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home
he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone
a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter
he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken
a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all
domain:
WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti
site text:
A Man from Our Area // a Certain Korsakov // Went to Latvia Yesterday
fg image origin:
internet
bg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
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?Epic DJ Battle |
Imakeafunny |
(4.06) |
817 |
2015-05-12 |
description:
Epic DJ Battle
domain:
EpicDJBattle
keywords:
Epic DJ Battle
fg image origin:
eat a dick woman
sound origin:
right now. eat that dick.
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?Right Now It's YTMND 2.0 |
woman |
(3.81) |
2,772 |
2015-05-12 |
description:
Finally, a long awaited sequel to rightnow.ytmnd.com!
domain:
rightnow2
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
YTMND + edits
sound origin:
Right Now Theme
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?Fire Walker Texas Ranger With Me |
mleep |
(3.65) |
2,649 |
2015-05-30 |
description:
PARDON MY FRENCH, BUT I'LL BE DAMNED! IT'S OK ALEX, BUT I'M A MAN NOW, BUT WALKER GAVE ME AIDS...
domain:
walkergavemeaids
site text:
YOU'VE // GOT // AIDS!
keywords:
YOU'VE GOT AIDS!,WALKER TEXAS AIDS GIVER,PARDON MY FRENCH BUT I'LL BE DAMNED!,WHEN WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS AND AIDS STARTS TO SPREAD RIGHT...,IT'S OK ALEX I'M A MAN NOW,ADAWIOHLEE IS HOW YOU SAY IT IN CHEROKEE,DAVID LYNCH,TWIN PEAKS
fg image origin:
WHEN A FIRE WALKER
bg image origin:
SAYS YOU'VE GOT AIDS, RIGHT...
sound origin:
Hey at least WALKER was honest and gave full DISCLOSURE about the poor fuck having AIDS!
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?Hubacub |
Hubacub |
(1.00) |
668 |
2015-06-13 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
Hubacub
site text:
Hubacub // Is // Amazing
keywords:
Hubacub
fg image origin:
http://integrationacres.com/products/images/goat_1.jpg
sound origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM
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?We Really Need Leadership Right Now |
airbud |
(3.00) |
874 |
2015-08-27 |
description:
WRNLRN
domain:
leadership
site text:
WE REALLY // NEED LEADERSHIP // RIGHT NOW
keywords:
regular show
fg image origin:
Regular Show
sound origin:
Regular Show
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?To lazy to create a splash image for this site like alw... |
pilleater |
(3.20) |
1,766 |
2015-10-14 |
description:
lol
domain:
funnyassclip
keywords:
lol,pig,cheese
fg image origin:
need some gyaru porn right now
bg image origin:
need my girlfriend
sound origin:
fly life
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?Hey Ganon, have anything to say to Umfuld right a... |
DarthWang |
(3.67) |
1,145 |
2015-11-01 |
description:
Ganon's message to Umfuld
domain:
bloodhound
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
What I wish would happen to Batfag
bg image origin:
Ganon singing about what he hopes happens to Umfag
sound origin:
Ganon + Bloodhound Gang: I hope YOU DIE
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?(nsfw) Valve Law Violations list O' |
ldrancer |
(1.50) |
1,690 |
2015-11-25 |
description:
heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything.
The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for.
good to see you guys.
domain:
valveviolatesinternetanonimity
keywords:
valve,violates,internet anonimity,steam,law,gaben,fatfuck,team fortress 2,tf2,tf2,arrest
fg image origin:
This crap is like gambling. FOrced on you. quick explanation, its supposed to be the way you FUN now in this game, i mean trade. fun is a 3 day wait, the games are over.
I could think of so many ways this could be applied. Cant the esrb rate this online experience? its not gambling as they claim. right for the ability to not say their the biggest pieces of shit doign that. right? soo, cant, the esrb rate this online experience? hahaa.
sound origin:
editted it- frank zappa- titties and beer
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?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,167 |
2016-02-09 |
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
site text:
all around me are // familiar faces //
fg image origin:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/258/5ba.gif
bg image origin:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/878/595/bde.png
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
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?max are you ever gonna update the website |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.30) |
4,273 |
2016-02-25 |
description:
when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.
domain:
SalutationsBuds
keywords:
dead gay website
fg image origin:
the words of a sermon that everyone's heard
sound origin:
ding ding dong dong dong dong dung dong doing
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?(nsfw) Blowing you right now |
blumps |
(2.00) |
551 |
2016-03-07 |
description:
Its Pete
domain:
fimaz
site text:
BLOWING YOU // RIGHT // NOW!
fg image origin:
Fima, l4d2
sound origin:
Fima
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?(nsfw) Fatman's Ultimate Obscene Song |
DougFukkie |
(2.25) |
2,294 |
2016-04-08 |
description:
Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4
Lyrics:
awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA
domain:
fatmanultimateobscenesong
keywords:
Fatman,Christopher Paul Whitney,Aussie Dossie,Folks,AWWWWW YEEEEEEAH FOOOOOLKS,Supreme Fatness,Hi Folks,fat,obese,morbidly obese,obscene,nsfw,stupid,funny,sexy,schizoaffective disorder
fg image origin:
Christopher Paul Whitney AKA Fatman being sexy as fuck
bg image origin:
Barney
sound origin:
Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song
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?Affordable Drugs Store |
DannyFernandes |
(1.00) |
543 |
2016-08-30 |
description:
Danny Fernandes and i am a health expert by profession and i am right now working for thekamagrastore.biz and i am would like to given some tips and suggestion about your sexual health. Sildenafil is a moderate substitution of Generic Viagra that gives all the more capable and speedier result. In the wake of taking it a man recaptures the capacity to maintain strong and industrious erection that can be effectively reestablished after sex; a man can be in drawn out personal contact with a friend or family member in the meantime without encountering steady undesirable sexual energy. One of the topical inquiries regarding ED pills is their connection with liquor. In spite of the fact that there are no verifications of their negative effect, despite everything it doesn't prescribed to open your body to pointless danger. In the event that it's your first experience of taking sildenafil citrate, survey of other men sharing their sildenafil treatment experience might be extremely valuable. You can discover them on different men's discussions or right on online drug stores offering erectile brokenness medicines..
domain:
Thekamagrastore
site text:
thekamagrastore.biz // http://thekamagrastore.biz/ //
fg image origin:
[Thekamagrastore.biz/](http://thekamagrastore.biz/classic-pills/cp-fildena)
sound origin:
[Thekamagrastore.biz/](http://thekamagrastore.biz/)
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