?Audrina Makes a Date (Audio not perfect) |
fetcher |
(3.50) |
1,173 |
2013-03-04 |
description:
Audrina holds a dating game with 3 of the most unfit people to ever go on a date with. But will any of them win her over/
I made an error with the moon man makkker. Audrina says one of moon man's lines. Sorry
domain:
LetsMakeADate
keywords:
Audrina Pathridge,Dating,Moon Man,Sun Man,Charles Moonington
fg image origin:
Moon Gang.
bg image origin:
AAAAAAA
sound origin:
MMAA 3/4/13
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?Hold On ... Shutup |
jax1492 |
(1.00) |
1,329 |
2013-02-27 |
description:
some dogs
domain:
holdonbitches
keywords:
dog,mgk,snoop,shutup,hold on
fg image origin:
dogs
sound origin:
mgk
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?Moon Man Protests Grape Drank |
fetcher |
(2.75) |
1,231 |
2013-01-23 |
description:
Moon Man hates grape drank, so he holds a press conference for his STOP THE DRANK campaign.
domain:
Grapedrank
keywords:
moon man,grape drank,sun man
fg image origin:
DRANK
bg image origin:
GRAPE
sound origin:
GRAPE GRAPE DRANK
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?Hey sup faggots |
Raufoss34678 |
(1.00) |
396 |
2012-12-06 |
description:
op
domain:
Raufoss34678
site text:
Hitler did nothing wrong // hey // sup
fg image origin:
ser
bg image origin:
daaaaaas
sound origin:
Sam & Dave hold on i'm coming
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?Will Ferrell Kid Shaves the Galaxy |
Mansquito |
(3.38) |
671 |
2012-11-23 |
description:
this is a joke about hygiene MC SPORTS
domain:
willferrellstarwarsjoke
site text:
You Just Got Scubacca'd // //
keywords:
nexus galaxy tablet
fg image origin:
Hold on, I'll call you on my LOOFA BREAD
bg image origin:
Where we're going, we don't need -- Borderlands 2 DLC.
sound origin:
tonto, jump on it. jump on it.
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?Of Filth and Fornication |
pokey3001 |
(1.40) |
432 |
2012-10-10 |
description:
Hell could not hold it's stink
domain:
stinkchild
fg image origin:
my own photo from years past.
sound origin:
http://sh.hometown.ru/3mhigh/Silent_Hill_3_-_15_Prayer.mp3
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?Intrepid Dog Team Maneuver |
CloudAran |
(4.07) |
1,708 |
2012-09-28 |
description:
Two dogs defeat the mighty baby, for glory and valor!
domain:
intrepiddogteammaneuver
keywords:
baby,dog,team,maneuver,intrepid,knock,over,down,hold
fg image origin:
AnimalsBeingDicks.com
sound origin:
Intrepid Maneuver Theme
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?Dramatic reading of a Facebook diatribe |
Ski200 |
(2.00) |
1,244 |
2012-09-16 |
description:
My dramatic interpretation of a private message that some girl felt so proud of that she posted it to her Facebook wall.
domain:
selffish
site text:
I'm not the type // to hold // garages
keywords:
dramatic,reading,text,awesome
fg image origin:
Me Facebook
sound origin:
Me
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?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,088 |
2012-09-08 |
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
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?YTMND humor game on the iPad |
themusiqueguru |
(2.33) |
1,354 |
2012-08-30 |
description:
What's up YTMND? I'm a proud '06er, and I'm working on an iPad game called Redacted. It's an intelligent yet low-brow crossbreed of Apples to Apples and Madlibs.
Players take turns holding the iPad and submitting answers to the round's judge. The judge picks the answer that he likes best, and a new round starts.
You can find more information on the Facebook page: goo.gl/qkEiz Please like the page and you'll find out more about the app as it nears completion in September.
If you have ideas for cards, feel free to post them here. I've already written over 1000 answers, and 400 questions, but I'd love to see what others can brainstorm. The app will allow users to write their own cards, so plan ahead!
domain:
redacted
keywords:
apples to apples,ytmnd,racist,homophobic,sexist,classist,humor,funny,cards against humanity
fg image origin:
Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind
bg image origin:
Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind
sound origin:
Nova - Four Tet & Burial
|
?Hold it! |
tenshinhan |
(3.91) |
4,335 |
2012-08-20 |
description:
Holding it in for dear life!
domain:
holdin
fg image origin:
homeland
bg image origin:
google
sound origin:
fart
|
?Take Hold |
thegreatsouthernbrai |
(2.00) |
631 |
2012-07-12 |
description:
Yeah brah!
domain:
th
site text:
AHHHHHHHHHHH! // //
fg image origin:
The Net
bg image origin:
My Butt
sound origin:
My other butt
|
?TRANQUILItmnd: Dance of the Festlig Bamboo Lea... |
OperaGhost |
(3.20) |
1,450 |
2012-06-28 |
description:
Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console shows us a very rare sight: The bamboo moon dance. Every full moon, Eastern Festlig Bamboo grows rubbery and akimbo, with only the embouchured reed tops remaining stiff enough to hold a note. On a windy night, the plants will "sing" a melody as their limp leaves sway and shimmy in the coastal night breezes. It is said that any human who hears the melody can't help but shimmy along in time with the leaves. Come dance your cares away in on the Eastern Shores of Nöje Bay, where the Festlig Bamboo grows strong and harmonious.
domain:
TRANQUILItmndDanceoftheBambooLeaves
keywords:
Bamboo,Song,Silly,Fun,Tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,peaceful,night,full moon,moon,dark,dance,sing,song,joy,happy,relax,peace
fg image origin:
http://noirlac.tumblr.com
sound origin:
http://www.hamienet.com
|
?Taco Hero |
brk |
(3.50) |
3,277 |
2012-05-09 |
description:
Someone is just holding out for a taco. At least that's my theory. Sasquatch!
domain:
tacohero
site text:
Taco // Hero //
keywords:
taco,hereo,sasquatch
fg image origin:
A site.
sound origin:
A site.
|
|
?The Fritters of Oz |
Mansquito |
(4.10) |
4,974 |
2012-04-22 |
description:
The Scarecrow asks Dorothy if he can come back with her to Kansas for some dinner with the folks. Dorothy cautiously replies, " I don't know man, it's up to you. My uncles are dicks, and you might not enjoy Auntie Em's cooking; that bitch forgot how to cook a long time ago. And there's no color tv."
domain:
applefrittersandyellowbrickroads
keywords:
make some cakes,dew
fg image origin:
Toto's Secret Magical Bakery, of Oz
sound origin:
toto - hold the line
|
?Guido Kart |
Hedgecock |
(1.50) |
1,175 |
2012-04-13 |
description:
When Ronnie gets into an argument with Vinnie, he doesn't know that Vinnie will challenge him to the race of his lifetime, and will not hold himself back from his "maximum" power...
domain:
GuidoKart
keywords:
This,is,the,reckoning,of,Jersey's,New,Shores
fg image origin:
Richie
bg image origin:
Richie
sound origin:
Rich
|
?(nsfw) partyy mouse is glad santabot is back |
letsago |
(3.30) |
1,860 |
2012-04-03 |
description:
partyy mouse is glad that santabot and santabotai are back.shes a huge fan.
domain:
partyymousesantabott
site text:
santabot rules // //
keywords:
partyy mouse fun santabot gay santabotai gangsta bone thugs rap hip hop hustler
fg image origin:
its partyy time .partyy mouse holds a party to celebrate santabot return
bg image origin:
its SANTABOT TIME!!welcolme back santabot and santabotai
sound origin:
artist-bone thugs n harmony
song-east 1999
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?I cant hold all of these Potatoes |
Potatoespl0x |
(1.00) |
1,321 |
2012-04-01 |
description:
Potatoes
domain:
toomanypotatoes
site text:
So much Potatoes // //
keywords:
potatoes,can't,hold,all,of,these,help,MyLittlePony,Fluttershy,Derpy,kony,fuck,anus,needs,shit,Justin,Bieber
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
4chan
sound origin:
Portal 2 Soundtrack
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?hold out your hand |
Akrom |
(3.00) |
1,251 |
2012-03-25 |
description:
i made this before but i deleted it cuz u ppl thought it sucked, well i DONT CARE.. it's goin on my profile.
domain:
itscool
fg image origin:
lol
sound origin:
lol
|
?veggie conference |
Akrom |
(3.29) |
952 |
2012-03-22 |
description:
the world is in chaos, we have been neglecting our greens and as a result.. they hold a conference to address the issue on hand! hosted by DOLE company.
domain:
veggieconference
keywords:
fruit,lol,v
fg image origin:
v 5
sound origin:
v 5
|
?too hot to handle too cold to hold |
studiomuku |
(3.31) |
974 |
2012-03-16 |
description:
Prince Harry gets down with some humble friends.
domain:
harrybuster
keywords:
prince harry blacks british ghostbusters funny lol gif,prince harry,harry,funny,lol,ghostbusters
fg image origin:
Prince Harry found on Tumblr
bg image origin:
Prince Harry found on Tumblr
sound origin:
Ghostbusters II OST Bobby Brown, On Our Own.
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?Jolly Green Giant Holds Some Secrets and y... |
Rinzler |
(3.37) |
1,694 |
2012-03-07 |
description:
He knows
domain:
gotafeeling
site text:
cause you've got secrets // // too and y'know
keywords:
jolly green giant,torin's passage,magic school bus,fern gully,got a feeling,melvin
fg image origin:
Jolly Green Giant
bg image origin:
Fern Gully, x-ray goggles, Magic School Bus, Care Bears, Torin's Passage, Sailor Moon
sound origin:
Apoptygma Berzerk -- Something I Should Know
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?(nsfw) Happy Birthday Calvin |
ntimblack |
(1.00) |
1,333 |
2012-02-21 |
description:
A 22 year young Calvin O'Neal Jr. struggles to hold various objects in his hands
domain:
CalvinONealJr
keywords:
limes,why can't i hold all these limes,why can't i hold,adele,grammys,oscars
fg image origin:
0
sound origin:
0
|
?Ron Paul: Hero |
twztedbeast |
(3.00) |
1,171 |
2012-02-13 |
description:
VOTE RON PAUL 2012
domain:
ronpaulisarealman
site text:
Vote Ron Paul 2012 // //
keywords:
ron,paul,2012,vote,election,president,fail,win
fg image origin:
ron paul
sound origin:
bonnie tyler, holding out for a hero
|
?what partyy mouse thinks of sopa and pipa |
letsago |
(2.80) |
2,184 |
2012-01-19 |
description:
partyy mouse is sad that sopa and pipa exist as bills
domain:
hatesopaandpippa
keywords:
partyy mouse sad crying sopa pipa evil corporate internet censor greedy money
fg image origin:
partyy mosue feels sad about sopa and pipa.she sso sad that she dosent want to dance
sound origin:
artisit -brand nubian
song-hold on
|
?Music You Only Ever Hear While On Hold #3 |
CrazyRay |
(3.84) |
7,566 |
2011-12-12 |
description:
"Electric Blue" is a 1987 hit single by the Australian rock / synthpop band Icehouse and was co-written by Iva Davies of Icehouse and John Oates of the U.S. band Hall & Oates. The single reached number one on the Australian singles chart on 16 November 1987, number seven on the American Billboard Hot 100 singles chart on 21 May 1988, and number 53 on the UK singles charts. Released in August it was the second single from their number one album Man of Colours on Regular Records in Australia and, with a slightly different cover, on Chrysalis Records for European and North American releases. It is played regularly on Australian radio stations and remains one of their most popular songs according to listeners of Triple M in 2007.
domain:
musiconhold3
keywords:
music while on hold telephone phone call,music,while,on,hold,telephone,call,icehouse,electric,blue
fg image origin:
Icehouse - Electric Blue
bg image origin:
Google + Photoshop
sound origin:
Icehouse - Electric Blue
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?Hollup |
hmurphii |
(3.00) |
2,196 |
2011-12-11 |
description:
Selin...Hollingup
domain:
selinhollup
fg image origin:
Selin Picture
sound origin:
Kanye Hold Up
|
?Master of the Legumiverse |
Cthulhula |
(1.00) |
1,301 |
2011-09-23 |
description:
I am Adam prince of Eternia and when I hold aloft my sword and said.....
domain:
mstolegumiverse
site text:
// Pecan! //
keywords:
he-man,nuts,theme,cartoons, 80's, masters of the universe,MOTU,greyskull
fg image origin:
random image of pecans
sound origin:
Classic He-man theme
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?Just Hold On |
majinmunkee |
(1.00) |
708 |
2011-09-13 |
description:
so gay
domain:
justholdon
fg image origin:
gayness itself
sound origin:
zircon
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?(nsfw) Moon Man - the interrogation |
BigX |
(3.63) |
3,734 |
2011-09-07 |
description:
Moon Man's continues his search for the refugees that escaped his last visit to Africa. This week: he interrogates a mentally challenged Japanese woman he suspects of sheltering them. Does the future hold face-melting and/or rape for this young woman? Stay tuned...
domain:
moonmaninterrogation
keywords:
moon,man,feeds,your mom,blueberry,flavored,gum,and,she,explodes
fg image origin:
Re-used clips from Moon Man's career pre-McDonalds as a Japanese porn star.
sound origin:
The Moon Man.
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