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Tommy Wiseau spent days beating a low level castle in Super Mario Bros. only to be told by Toad that Princess Peach was in another castle.

thattommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, Tommy Wiseau Discovers, oh hai mark, oh hai denny, i have breast cancer

Tommy Wiseau's rage

Johnny is enraged because he pays too much for car insurance

tommywiseaululz

tommy wiseau, the room, i did not hit hurrr, denny, lulz, teh lulz, nelson mandella

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Tommy Wiseau unleashes a torrent of great rage upon discovering this fact...

mistertommywiseau

Tommy Wiseau, The Room, discovers, Tommy Wiseau discovers

Tommy Wiseau's Rage

footmoose endorses danimals drinkable yogurt so you can have more time to go fuck yourself

footmoose

in the danimals kingdom fuck you

pajaminals started a new daycare center just so they could lure little toddlers into a basement where they strip the children naked and chain them to an old toilet in the middle of the room and play duck duck goose. the pajaminals skip around the crying children screaming DUCK DUCK DUCK while slamming their cocks on the kids foreheads, and when one of the pajanimals is about to cum, they stop over a child of their choosing and yell GOOSE as they cum all over their face.

Garanimals were there to film the horrific event.

After assassinating presidents and jerking off in the girls locker room Data enjoys trimming hedges

datajob

hedges,trimming,data,job,mexican,beaner

Senor Data

Senor Data

BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOMx3

Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Do the honor to me Don't you know i like to bite Get to the view Closer to you You're driving me crazy, crazy for you Second time you moved me It's time for us to boom boom You can come right close to me And feel the burning fire All the time you got me It's fine for us to boom boom If you see the spark in me And feel my strong desire Boom boom boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right Boom Let's go back to my room So we can do it all night And you can make me feel right

http://stdcarriers.com/images/carriers/PaulLekakisBoom.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4

This website is dedicated to the hottest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition girl I've ever seen <3 I fell in love with her when I got my very first swimsuit issue in the mail in 2003 <3 I am so lucky to have seen her on the front cover and constantly stare at her whenever I felt compelled to experience deep emotions that I cannot explain <3 I feel like I'm in Disneyworld everytime I'm alone in my room looking at her picture >///^////> I get lonely whenever I have to put the magazine away <3 My world is forever changed now that I have her picture in my life <<<<<3 I love you Petra <3 my sweet covergirl <3

ilovepetra

I love you // my cover girl // <3

girlfriend, boyfriend, couple, love, cute, Petra, pde10

it's 2 pictures I have, one of me, and one of my dream girlfriend, then I photoshopped us together kissing in bed <3

Fireflies by Owl City, our song <3

You are tearing me apart, Lisa

moanalisa

tommy wiseau, the room, tearing me apart, lisa

Mona Lisa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMH8vNhz9QI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwoEXlTph0

qtheraven

white room, stng, not sure what the difference between q and a broken holodeck was

gene frakenberry

desc./dr. octagon - blue flowers

Craig T. Nelson dumping in the living room :)

coachdump

EPIC DUMP!!! // //

chomedy, craig t. nelson, dump, whoops, poltergeist, coach

Poltergeist.

Coach.

Kevin James sheds a tear for Greg Giraldo. - In case you're wondering, that picture that Kevin James looks at is actually a picture of me and Greg Giraldo with Kevin James's face photoshopped over my face. I met Giraldo last Friday night at the comedy club where he performed his last show, which happens to be one day before he OD'ed in the hotel room. Such a tragic event. RIP.

kevinjamesgiraldo

Greg Giraldo, Kevin James, Paul Blart, Mall Cop, Paul Blart Mall Cop, RIP, Celebrity deaths, 2010, Rest in Peace, Internet, Google, News,

Paul Blart: Mall Cop + Greg Giraldo

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Here's to Tommy Wiseau's ultimate opening.

OhhaiJohnny

Wiseau, Tommy, Johnny, Mark, Hai, oh, shining, The, room, bullshit, did, not

Google.com

youtube.com

This is not intended for people over the age of one million. Anybody eating a sandwich may need to step out of the room. If you have to pee get it over with before it changes your mind about this page. Somebodey get me a whoopie cussion... were go'n LIVE

enrangedmuffin

EAT // DA // POO POO

enragedmuffinz enraged muffinz enragedmuffinplace

FOUND ON GOOGLE

FOUND ON GOOGLE

CREATED BY YOUTUBE USER HOUSEHOLD HACKER... I THINK

Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

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james, woods, gatling, gun, N, 6, 4, video, drome, pixar

chris nolan's escalation trilogy, part II

farm hats

marty

funny joak

weedesmokerz

pokemon,get high 375

omg little kids are gonna see that

it says to get high

remember when we used to smoke weede in the dorm room 8)

So, I was cleaning out my room when I came across this old book that provided instructions on how to make paper airplanes, along with some illustrations of characters to go along with the planes. I was flipping through the book, and having a laugh at how cheesy the characters were, when the similarities struck me. Note that the book (named "Paper Airplane Power") was copyrighted in the same year that StarFox was released. I honestly don't know who stole from who, but it's ridiculous enough to be on ytmnd.

star-fox

StarFox,Paper Airplane,Coincidence

Paper Airplane Power / StarFox (Press F11 if you can't see the whole image)

Cave Story

All the chirps from the Great Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

yourejustachicken

CHIRP // CHIRP // CHIRP

The Room, Chirp, Chirp, Chirp,

The Room, spliced together

Another YTMND brought to you by the Great Director Tommy Wiseau, of the Oscar-Worthy Picture, "The Room".

ididnaaaat

I DID // NAAAAT //

The Room, I Did NAAAAT

Room YTMND: take 5.

imtiredimwastediloveyoudarling

I'm Tired // I'm Wasted // I Love You Darling

The Room, I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling, Tommy Wiseau has mad acting skills (saracasm)

Another YTMND from "The Room"...I swear, that entire movie could be turned into one great big ytmnd.

yourenotmyfuckingmother

YOU'RE NOT // MY // FUCKING MOTHER

YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER, best line reading ever

Don't touch Johnny.

donttouchmemotherfucker

DON'T TOUCH // ME // MOTHERFUCKER

Lisa is tearing Johnny apart.

youaretearingmeapartlisa

YOU ARE // TEARING ME // APART LISA

This is from Tommy Wiseau's godawful, so-bad-it's-good film, "The Room".

hidoggie

HI // DOGGIE //

Hi Doggie, The Room, Tommy Wiseau is the missing link between Cro Magnon and Gene Simmions

So I've had the fortune to conduct a recorded phone interview with cult movie icon Tommy Wiseau, director of the so-bad-it's-good film "The Room", twice in my life. This is from my second phone interview with him. Here's the link to hear the first part of it on YouTube, and you can listen to the rest of it from there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrrke2IIgK0 If you've never heard of Tommy Wiseau and his film "The Room", then it's time for you to go to YouTube and Wikipedia and do your research. You'll thank me for telling you to do it later.

extended

youre the man tommy wiseau now dog ytmnd original max the room oh hi mark lisa tearing me apart extended version

Taken from Google, then edited and compiled together into one dot jiff by me.

See my other YTMND first: http://yourethetommywiseaunowdog.ytmnd.com/ ...then read this site's description.

The original (but enhanced).

yourethetommywiseaunowdog

YOURE THE // TOMMY WISEAU NOW // DOG.COM

youre the man tommy wiseau now dog ytmnd original max the room oh hi mark lisa tearing me apart

Google Images - Originally from the 1999 Cannes Film Festival, Tommy Wiseau from "The Room"

http://extended.ytmnd.com/

Oh HI YTMND.

tommywiseau

tommy wiseau the room essential ytmnd oh hi mark youre your tearing me apart lisa

"The Room" and its April Fool's Day 2010 broadcast, compiled into one .gif by me, using Sony Vegas 8.0 and Microsoft GIF Animator.

"The Room".

"The Room" and its April Fool's Day 2010 broadcast, compiled into one .mp3 by me, using Sony Vegas 8.0.

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forcorwin

RIGHT ON // YOUR // FACE

trisha uptown

the room, navi

Jack White Ladada-dadi-da-ing

ladada

jack, white, stripes, ladada, la, da, little, room, button, hardest

hardest button to button

Little Room - The White Stripes

The room is filled with Zalgo

hewhowaitsbeyondthewall

Zalgo, Zalgo, Zalgo

ZALGO

The Nezerpedian hive-mind, representing chaos

wolf blitzer is trying to appeal to the younger crowd...

thesituationroom

sarah palin, 4chan, picard, bill nye, jersey shore, stole, my, bike, xbox, hilary duff,

http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/photos/cast/mike_0625.jpg

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