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See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

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olivia,wilde,tits,bouncing,god,bless,america,hulk hogans masturbatorium

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Mille - Crysteena

Young Jeezy can show you how to make a meal right now.

jeezymeals

// // I can show you how to make a mea

young, jeezy, corn, bread, music

Picture of Cornbread

Young Jeezy - What They Want

ok i wanted to make it animated but i am still not sure how to make a gif the right way so this best i can do right now. i'll try later to do it better

barackrolled

Been Rolled // // Barackroll'd

rick rolled

Mine

Recorded

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed, when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, haa haa To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back for All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see.....

funny-farm

funny farm,dr demento,they're coming to take me away,funnyfarm

me, you and everyone you know.

titties.

Dr Demento - Funny Farm

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

The Forth in The Butterfly Series,I might make one more after this,but for right now,enjoy.

mariomariorev

Mario,Butterfly,Mario Bros,Dance Dance Revolution

Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix

Butterfly Song,The Wax

dude lol im so high right now i dont no wut a descriptiont 2 make is

fourtwentyimsohighlol

DUDE IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW // // IM LIKE A KITE ON DRUGS

wwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

drugs

drugs

I went onto Yahoo search to look for some Yaoi (Shut up. Yaoi is like, super hot.)...And I got this manga scan...Of whatever. O_O. The black tile on the image is a censor of an NC-17 picture to make this site somewhat worksafe. I'm a bit scared right now

andigotthis

O_O // //

Yahoo Search

Full Metal Jacket

no description given.

spockntities

Sorry I cant // make it to the // phone right now!

This is the third in the Click,Click,BOOM Head shot Series,I might take a break from the Head Shot Series for a little while,try to make something different. So Here it is,The for right now last one for awhile.

animegirlboom

One More Click,Click,BOO // //

Anime,Head Shot,Headshot,Click Click Boom,Saliva

Anime Gif

Click Click Boom with HS,The Wax

I will delete this one and make a new one once i get an actual german destroyer lol right now i have a fletcher

navyfleet

NavyField

ytmnd

fgsfds

icecream-and-penises

YMNTD // TMNT // WTF

gay, cock, ass, pussy, ice, cream, niggers, nigger, nigga, spinnaz, ytmnd, sucks, why, am, i, making, this, fucking, shitty, shit, site, omg, i, could, die, right, now, lol, internet, fucking, fuck, shitting

apparently

i have to cite this sh*t

7748b ... right nerd ... right nerd your are right i'am retard because why am the hell am i aguring with a computer nerd who act like he 10 when i have a life outside i mean i could take my wife to the club later : ) or do anything else you can

oopoppopopo

funny old featured user site // true story //

make me featured now, 7748b ... right nerd ... right nerd your are right i'am retard because why am the hell am i aguring with a computer nerd who act like he 10 when i have a life outside i mean i could take my wife to the club later : ) or do

ytmnd site that got deleted

wicked ace kool remix music

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

BALLIN!!!! // //

cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin

https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg

All right, we've had enough of this sh*t. If you find an image of a white guy dancing, don't be a dick and make a YTMND out of it putting it with hip-hop. It wasn't funny in 1990 and it isn't funny now.

tapwgdthhmy

White Guy Dancing To Hip-Hop YTMNDs

White Guy Dancing To Hip-Hop YTMNDs

Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

newwebsites

ytmnd, ,mik3m,2015m

To be fiar you have you have a very high IAQ to understand Riuck and Morty, the huymor they use is extremely subtle and rtequires at least a SIMPLE understanding o ftheoprectical physics to include NEil degrasse Tysons teachings on the wuantium mechannic of Plke,mmonm Go inflicting everyones an our lives. Audl tSwim has struskc ASBOLTEU GOLD with tyueior nschedzuan casayuce that has taklen ove rhte Glove. SUBCRIBE AND LHIT THAT LIKE BUTTON

I don't agree with the way Jews are gteated in hollyWood look so what i fhtey wANT TO HAVE SEX WITH UDNERAGE BOYS AND MOST OF THEM ARE HGAY MEN OR PREDATORAY MEN OR EUGLY MEN OR FAT MEN OR WAIT DID i EMNTION MOST OF THEM ARE jWS? lOOK THIS ISN'T A WHITE NATIONSALIST TREND OR BIGOTIY OR ANTIDFA PLEASE DON'T COME BRICK MY FUCKING AR WINDOWS i', STILL MAKING PAYEMNTS ON THAT STHING i';M JUST SAYING THERE'S A LOT OF faggots GOING AROUND AND DOING WHATEVER EHY WANT AND THEY JSHOOULD ME STOPPED.

try and make these spinnas stop......haha i love optical illusions

tryandstopdaspinnas

try,and,to,make,these,spinnas,stop,from,turning,right,round,baby,right,right,like,a,record,baby,right,now

This would probably be better if I could make some kind of techno remix of all three of his "Goomba" lines, but I don't have a sophisticated enough sound editing program right now. Anyway, the main humor in "Go get 'em, Goomba!" is that he's trying to ma

gogetemgoomba

Go get 'em, Goomba! // //

goomba, koopa, mario, luigi, ice, capades, get em, fireball, hewett

Ice Capades video hosted on SMBIS, with editing by me

http://www.smbis.nescentral.com/commentary/icecapades.htm to lea

Please don't kill me for making this. It's midnight right now and some friends and I are just goofing off and thought this would be pretty hilarious. It's ok if it's not. This was just an experiment. :)

whatistwilight

twilight,cullens,what is love,stephenie meyer

Friend Shannon

Its on the site

I'm hoping this hasn't been done before. If it has, mine is still better. (Thanks to syncan for making the original "Right Now") The second song is Overseer-Horndog I think...

L337RightNow

DR-L337, Right Now, Booty Call

ytmnd,wikipedia

Van Halen - Right Now

US built up their bases everywhere and attack countries and impose sanction to the sufferings of the people as they like, you countries never say US are aggressive and bully smaller country.. Who gave them the license to attack and kill civilians..I will see what you India will say if one day US suppress your country when you are developing ahead of US, that time will come to you..

Nigganig420

NiggaNig420™ // NiggaNigGoreArt® // Chinese (CCP)

Nigganig420,Film,Art,Music,Viral,Nedm,Ytmnd,Liveleak,Must watch,Wtf

Because the CPC want to spread their right wing ideology, China is getting back to normal while most of the world is in lockdown, it is China’s enemy greed driven democracy that is worst hit, a bad strain in Iran the Shia power in the mid east, Putin blaming the U.S for the virus and MSB Sunni having play fighting to bring down oil prices destabilising the oil industry. Along with the existing push by Putin and the CPC for a right brain anxiety driven right wing ( Nazi like world ) too many coincidences, if its is found out the virus is man made the CPC can say to escaped from the Wuhan lab or someone took it out who has now been executed. This virus may mark the big push for a right wing world and a Sunni middle east, I am probably wrong it makes no difference really as the faulty right anxious/negative brain is to blame anyway one way or the other.

But wait! Didn’t USA’s CIA Director just happily announced that “We lie, we cheat, we stole..” I guess 2 can play that game and now you apply your double standards.

They rewrite chapters. They threw dirt on is. To foreign countries, They promote scary propagandas. And we are eating it up, And we the merchants eat it up, They speculate "not" or "for" They provoke everything againts us. Envious eyes are asking for life, They promote scary propaganda since historical times. And we are eating it up like puppets. We the comrades, we the people.

Let's hope this game doesn't suck brick.

sonicinssbb

SONIC, SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL, I played hooky while making this and I got caught, so I'm being punished right now. Thanks YTMND for getting me in trouble!, Pig rectum, VOTE 5

Me and SSBB website (TOOK AN HOUR TO SYNC)

Me and SSBB website (TOOK ANOTHER HOUR TO SYNC)

expect more things like this, i'm bored right now, so i make theese

kitcatt

cat,

my cat etided on morpheous

doodoocaca (albinoblacksheep)

If living right is easy, what goes wrong You're causing it to drown Didn't want to turn that way You're causing it to drown Doesn't make a difference now You're causing it to drown Silence knows, can't drown a heart

itt

You`re // Cousin // Itt

hair, cousin itt, cousin it, itt, son volt, drown, lyrics, misheard, interpretation, misinterpretation

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/itt-13.jpg

Son Volt, "Drown" (1995)

He wants a man that's lean and fit and can do sit ups and pull ups. Oh yes, he has found the right one. Now just to make him a man.

makehimaman

Gays // play // air piano

Gay, Gay, Gay, Lazytown, Rocky horror picture show, racist jew bastard, flaming cow sh*t, and unholy zombie Christ

Lazytown Extra, Lazytown

Tim Curry's fantastic face

as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

cantstaycoolforever

zaalnog,coolest kid you know on ytmnd

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/mmorpg-player-accidentally-on-day-32-of-self-quarantine/

vitalic

the actual god-damned car in my f*cking parking lot (new to making ytmnds) i've tried three times now for something that isn't that funny, but i hope i got it right this time

wingedcar

// // spot the difference

cars, wings, winged, wing, car, spot, the, difference, odd, wierd, flying, fly, huh

my parking lot

an allstate commercial?

User Sleep is in a bad place right, now, bro. Yeah, two years! I know. I talked to him, though ... I think he's going to make it. http://nuiwenaasdijnfn.ytmnd.com/

justlethergoman

Dude, c'mon. // There there. // ... I know. I know ...

Despair.com Demotivator

http://conanfinnish.ytmnd.com/

right now its -12. that means if captainobvious is right, then 13 more votes will make it the highest rated ytmnd in history. so its your duty to go to http://ppoppin.ytmnd.com and vote.

thirteenpeepsftw

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YTMND version of aasimpy's "The $20,000 Zig" It only syncs right with Firefox, sorry IE users! - I realized today that I had been misquoting the animation and to make up for it I've made this. Now I am whole!

the20000zig

zig,all your base,ayb,pyramid,base,$25,000 pyramid

aasimpy's flash

aasimpy's flash