| ?Chess Champion Will Eat Your Kids |
bordelloman |
(1.18) |
1,378 |
2007-02-11 |
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description:
The current high school chess champion of california eats other's children
domain:
gabeslabyrinth
site text:
Gabes Labyrinth // //
keywords:
gabe, gordon, labyrinth, child, eater
fg image origin:
google image search for "gabe gordon"
sound origin:
google for scary music
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| ?Arnold Breaks a Leg |
dgordon7 |
(1.20) |
969 |
2006-12-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
arnoldbreaksleg
site text:
Maria! // My Femur! //
keywords:
Arnold, Schwarzenegger, Kulifornia, California, Governator, Terminator, Ski, Accident, Break, Leg
fg image origin:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061224/D8M719K00.html
sound origin:
me
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| ?California... knows how to party... |
rudebeans |
(1.20) |
425 |
2008-12-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
calicrazydrew
site text:
Getting // Crazy //
fg image origin:
napoleon dynamite + coworker
sound origin:
the damned party hard sound file
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| ?Black Arnold |
shreknation |
(1.21) |
1,641 |
2006-02-01 |
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description:
Arnold if he were black.
domain:
blackarnold
keywords:
arnold, governator, california, bodybuilding, candy girl
sound origin:
New Edition - Candy Girl (on edit)
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| ?LICK |
Drewzylou |
(1.25) |
1,670 |
2005-11-09 |
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description:
Arnold is a big retard.
domain:
LICKING
site text:
BABY RUTH // RUTH RUTH // RUTH RUTH
keywords:
arnold schwarzenegger,arnold,baby ruth,monster,jerk,governator,governor,california
fg image origin:
net
sound origin:
here
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| ?NOAA fails at geography |
camanay |
(1.29) |
1,657 |
2005-09-30 |
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description:
you could find this at www.noaa.org
domain:
noaafailure
keywords:
california, fires, ocean, noaa, hurricane, katrina, rita, new orleans, los angeles, pacific, fails, arnold.
sound origin:
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| ?california.edu = page cannot be displayed |
sangheili |
(1.33) |
709 |
2005-09-01 |
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description:
California.edu
page cannot be displayed
domain:
california-edu
keywords:
arnold
fg image origin:
sangheili
sound origin:
afro man
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| ?unhappy cows had ONE weakness |
marshalljk |
(1.33) |
909 |
2005-12-11 |
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description:
unhappy cows had one weakness
domain:
unhappycows
site text:
California!!!! // //
fg image origin:
its california what did you think it was
sound origin:
i dont know
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| ?Oldskool Hyperbounce |
poopsmurf |
(1.33) |
400 |
2007-06-08 |
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description:
bounce baby, bounce!
domain:
hyperbounce
site text:
boobs // bounce // beach boys
keywords:
boobs bounce beach boys california get around shake woman porn
fg image origin:
pr0n site
sound origin:
beach boys
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| ?Eddie is dead |
summersands |
(1.38) |
2,096 |
2006-10-08 |
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description:
Eddie is dead...how sad!! That's why the music is the 10-bell salute. How is it Eddie's at the pinnacle of his career but he's dead? It makes no sense. The good news, is that i just found out he saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico. Elvis
domain:
eddieissooodead
site text:
Um...No, Not Really. I just // people to see me and my ex-boyfr // Eddie is not dead, though; h
keywords:
WWE, depressing, death, alive, sandcastles, Santa Clara, California, Santa Klaus, Santa Claus, banana, recovering, sandiwches, along, with, it's, recovering, well, the, authors, execution, has, been, cancelled, Lemony, Snicket, files, Baudelaires, gay, Su
fg image origin:
My IPOD
sound origin:
My camera
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| ?California's Most Cherished Monument |
Jrayk |
(1.40) |
1,545 |
2007-01-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
californiasmostcherishedmonument
keywords:
Randy's Donuts, Donut, California, Monument
fg image origin:
Randy's Donuts, Los Angeles, California
sound origin:
(untitled) Track 5 from Melodies from Mars by Aphex Twin
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| ?dj asphyxiation r00lz teh orange curtain |
turboskanker |
(1.40) |
362 |
2008-11-24 |
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description:
DUNCAN'S IN THE AIR
domain:
duncansintheair
site text:
DUNCAN'S IN THE AIR // DUNCAN'S IN THE AIR // DUNCAN'S IN THE AIR
keywords:
duncan dj asphyxiation daft punk super heroes superheroes air goth disneyland orange county curtain fancy dancing dance
fg image origin:
photograph of disneyland's california adventure featuring duncan
sound origin:
daft punk - superheroes
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| ?California: Red Alert |
KayenCynic |
(1.50) |
1,207 |
2004-06-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
CaliforniaEmergency
site text:
Citizens Of California // This Is A // RED ALERT!
sound origin:
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| ?Governator GETS THE VOTE, noob |
ohmanohman101 |
(1.50) |
1,632 |
2005-09-07 |
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description:
Arnold, governator gets the same-sex bill vote
domain:
governgirlyme
site text:
OH // EM // GEE
keywords:
Arnold, governator gets the same-sex bill vote, sex, wow, noob, katrina, hurricane, girly, gay, homo, lesbian, omg, wtf, newb, warcraft, california, new orleans, flood
fg image origin:
ha
sound origin:
ha
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| ?Arnold 4 president ! |
tleckske |
(1.50) |
3,084 |
2005-10-17 |
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description:
Classic image of Arnold Schwarzenegger combined with a classic quote and a classic soundclip of Kindergarten Cop !
domain:
arnold4president
site text:
Who's your daddy // and who does he work for ? //
keywords:
Arnold Schwarzenegger , governor , California , Terminator , Tits
sound origin:
Kindergarten Cop
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| ?Fuck Sharks! |
Garrett9000 |
(1.50) |
925 |
2008-04-16 |
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description:
This is me punching-out a shark as it leaped out of the water and tried to bite me. I showed it who's boss, that thing was a cartilage bag of crap. Remember to sock a shark on the nose to tell it to f*ck off.
domain:
fucksharks
site text:
// // FUCK SHARKS!
keywords:
F*ck Sharks, Punch, Suck It, F*ck Sharks!, Punching
fg image origin:
Me punching a shark at Manhattan Beach, California, U.S.A.
sound origin:
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/data/18/sounds/18957__Roil_Noise__d
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| ?DannyIsOnTheBeach |
shanernst |
(1.60) |
1,467 |
2010-08-23 |
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description:
Danny is having a great time in california!
domain:
DannyIsOnTheBeach
site text:
Danny // Loves // Beaches
keywords:
Danny, Beach, california
fg image origin:
I pic of Danny
sound origin:
Girls gone wild
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| ?JobieIsOnHols |
fitzy-boy |
(1.63) |
557 |
2006-08-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
JobieIsOnHols
site text:
Surfs Up Jobie!!! // //
keywords:
jobie, holiday, surf, california
fg image origin:
Fitzy
sound origin:
Planet Phantom
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| ?Arnold Governator |
OverKKKill |
(1.67) |
1,395 |
2006-05-08 |
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description:
The governator
domain:
arnoldgov
site text:
// Cali is // terminated!!!
keywords:
Arold, governor, california, terminated, terminator
sound origin:
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| ?smurfs |
Phogp |
(1.67) |
646 |
2006-07-01 |
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description:
smurfin it up at the hotel california
domain:
smurfinitup
site text:
SMURFS // WILL // RULE!!!!
fg image origin:
limewire
sound origin:
limewire
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| ?http://fucku.net/ |
chronic002 |
(1.67) |
1,754 |
2008-02-07 |
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description:
Knux's # is real by the way only if you live in California!
domain:
fuckudotnet
keywords:
http:/f*cku.net/
fg image origin:
http://fucku.net/
sound origin:
It's theme song
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| ?California resident is scared |
mickeythemaus |
(1.67) |
781 |
2010-02-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
californiascrewed
fg image origin:
pay your taxes california
sound origin:
or else
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| ?California Men |
stvex |
(1.67) |
702 |
2010-08-16 |
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description:
california girls WE'RE UNDENABLE
domain:
CaliforniaGentlmen
keywords:
California girls
fg image origin:
katy
sound origin:
perry
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| ?(nsfw) Meg Whitman Defends Herself |
badassj00 |
(1.67) |
1,557 |
2010-10-21 |
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description:
"Public safety officers' pay and benefits became a hot topic in the gubernatorial race after someone in Democratic nominee Jerry Brown's campaign was recorded calling Whitman a "whore" for excluding their jobs from her proposals and seeking their endorsement in the Nov. 2 election.
domain:
megshitman
site text:
Vote // Jerry // Brown
keywords:
Meg, Whitman, shit, LMFAO, Jerry, Brown, California, Democrat, Republican, whore
fg image origin:
Yahoo
bg image origin:
Yahoo
sound origin:
LMFAO
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| ?Huell's Upside down |
nycanarchy |
(1.67) |
1,087 |
2013-01-11 |
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description:
Huell Howser is upside down
domain:
HuellHowser
site text:
Huell Howser // is UPSIDEDOWN! //
keywords:
Huell,Howser,Upside,down,upsidedown
fg image origin:
"California's Gold" on KCET
bg image origin:
TMZ
sound origin:
"California's Gold" on KCET
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| ?Modesto is the Man Now Dog! |
BessoDarwisch |
(1.67) |
727 |
2023-04-19 |
|
description:
My friend, mirokunite, and I decided to tape giant ytmnd banners across a bridge here in Modesto, California, for all to see.
domain:
modestoytmnd
keywords:
scootypuff, scootypuffjr, mirokunite, modesto, ytmnd, khaaan, spongebob, best, day, ever
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
spongebob
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| ?January 2025 Southern California WildFireS ! ! ! ! |
Skanda |
(1.67) |
272 |
2025-01-10 |
|
description:
Since January 7, 2025, an ongoing series of 23 catastrophic wildfires have affected the Los Angeles metropolitan area and surrounding regions. The fires have been exacerbated by drought conditions, low humidity, and hurricane-force Santa Ana winds, which in some places have reached 100 miles per hour (160 km/h; 45 m/s). As of January 14, 2025, the wildfires have killed at least 25 people, forced nearly 180,000 to evacuate, and destroyed or damaged more than 12,401 structures. Most of the damage has been done by the two largest fires: the Palisades Fire in Pacific Palisades and the Eaton Fire in Altadena. They are likely the second and fourth most destructive fires in California's history, respectively.
DEI: Statistically, there is ZERO chance that the three very best candidates for LAFD fire chief would all be lesbians.
Kristina Crowley Fire Chief Salary: $439K ,
Kristina Kepner Assist Chief Salary: $264K ,
Kristine Larson Equity Chief Salary: $399K .
Only around 13.9% of firefighters are women, fewer than 2% of those women are lesbians, and under 6% of fire chiefs are female. Statistically speaking, it’s extremely unlikely that three top candidates for chief would all be lesbians—let alone that one would also be black—and the odds are slimmer still if they all share the name Kristin.
LA Mayor-Karen Bass (She demanded millions of dollars to be cut from the fire department but did fill it up with DEI) : Are All Democrat Liberals Who Are Responsible for This.
Let's Repeat After Me- Vote DEI, You DIE.
“This is why some of y'all states be getting hurricanes, that's all Imma say. I swear to God I'm gonna f**k you up, get away from me! I'm sick of you! Burn you're f**king hats mother****r. I'm really sad. I swear to god I'm really sad,” - Cardi B (After Trump's election win, she displayed her Hollywood elite mindset... You get what You deserve).
domain:
CaliforniaWildfire
site text:
Got Beaches ! ! ! ! // ( But No Water ! ! ) // Burn , Baby ! Burn !
keywords:
Fire,California Wildfire,California Fire,Wildfire,California,Skanda,U.S. state,U.S.,season,California wildfire season,wildfire season,burned,burn,Mayor,LA Mayor,DIE,DEI,Vote,God,Trump,election,Liberals,Liberal,Democrat,Democrats,Democrat Liberals,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,10,000,00,666,69,420,333,777,Gay,Quota,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),-,_,+,=,],},[,{,|,\,",',:,;,/,?,>,.,~,`,lesbians,lesbian,Responsible,extremely,extreme,female,women,woman,January 2025 Southern California wildfires,January 2025,2025,January,Jan,LOL,Kek,WWW,RK,CW,CN
fg image origin:
https://x.com/TopGyaru/status/1877751349690945810
bg image origin:
https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1877536350624203097
sound origin:
https://x.com/TopGyaru/status/1877751349690945810
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| ?Marijuana from California |
NMK |
(1.71) |
665 |
2006-05-31 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
MarijuanafromCalifornia
sound origin:
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| ?arnolds cali |
madmanmike |
(1.71) |
887 |
2007-06-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
arnoldscali
keywords:
tupac,arnold,govener,biggie,california
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
tupac
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| ?Arnold shares his deepest feelings on arson. |
icreatedytmnd |
(1.71) |
2,841 |
2008-01-13 |
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description:
arnold shares his deepest feelings ... again . either hes nervous, or, he still cant speak english very well.
domain:
halflazsuspiciousorigins
keywords:
arnold shares his deepest feelings about arson fires
fg image origin:
screen shot of youtube
sound origin:
arnold speaking to the press about the california fires and arso
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