| ?! SPONSOR THIS AND SAVE THE WORLD ! |
Tannen |
(2.00) |
1,320 |
2010-08-12 |
|
description:
Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT
-(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos)
Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!
domain:
MothafuckinDanger
site text:
HOLY SHIT // //
keywords:
clouds, sponsor,end of the world, 2012, armageddon, LOLCATs, YTMND, Photoshop
fg image origin:
The truth of what is happening, RIGHT NOW.
bg image origin:
The future, if this does not get a sponsor.
sound origin:
Mythwars
|
| ?Right now I don't give a..... |
EulogyADD |
(2.00) |
1,503 |
2011-04-20 |
|
description:
Right now I don't give a...crotch grab?
domain:
CL2
keywords:
2ne1, CL, Minzy, kpop
fg image origin:
2NE1- Can't Nobody
sound origin:
2NE1- Can't Nobody
|
| ?Daniel Ocean eats a conspiracy cake while ransac... |
Godot |
(2.00) |
873 |
2011-11-10 |
|
description:
Later, he intercepts a secret hidden file from the secret world government and finds that they're doing absolutely nothing but seeing who's the best Asteroids player in the world.
domain:
oceans11
keywords:
fucking christ this site is so fucking dead right now, ,and who the fuck cares about the Edmund Fitzgerald anyway? It's just a goddamn boat,By the way DaKrom I played your crap backwards and I didn't hear shit
fg image origin:
Here comes the Devil™!
bg image origin:
With Beelzebub the Clown®!
sound origin:
http://playitbackwards.ytmnd.com/ + Theme From Andrex
|
| ?martyn needs to cuddle me right now |
jasminetokyo |
(2.00) |
521 |
2011-11-15 |
|
description:
martyn cuddle me
domain:
cuddlepug
site text:
martyn // cuddle // me
keywords:
martyn, cuddle, me, right, now
fg image origin:
Martyn cuddle me
bg image origin:
cuddle me now
sound origin:
you bitch
|
| ?right round |
theKenny |
(2.00) |
1,097 |
2013-05-01 |
|
description:
burn baby freeze
domain:
burnbabyfreeze
site text:
pls // //
keywords:
spin,freeze,burn,round,right,now,baby
fg image origin:
heheheh google
bg image origin:
hehhehehe google
sound origin:
heheheh google
|
| ?ayy rmao |
FruitSmax |
(2.00) |
1,171 |
2016-02-09 |
|
description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch
site text:
all around me are // familiar faces //
fg image origin:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/258/5ba.gif
bg image origin:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/878/595/bde.png
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
|
| ?Out with a bang |
FourthD |
(2.00) |
152 |
2023-03-29 |
|
description:
Lets' pretend it's the last minute on Earth, right, now.
domain:
outwithabangtf2
keywords:
rate 5, team fortress 2
fg image origin:
Team Fabulous 2, by Kitty0706
sound origin:
sElf- Out with a bang
|
| ?The Funk Soul Brother |
kyleisweo |
(2.00) |
685 |
2004-06-05 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
rockafellerskank
site text:
Right about now // The funk soul brother // Check it out now
sound origin:
|
| ?(nsfw) Get in the car RIGHT FUCKING NOW, GE... |
Impy |
(2.00) |
1,540 |
2005-10-06 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
get-in-the-car-or-else-george
site text:
You were warned. // //
sound origin:
|
| ?THE BEST IN THE NORTH! |
loafybrown |
(2.00) |
1,209 |
2007-04-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
trythebest
site text:
GUESS ITS JUST GOING TO BE // YOU AND OUR // TRUSTY OL RIGHT HANDS
keywords:
Right Hand, Handjob, Hand Job, Try The Best, You've Tried The Rest, You've Tried The Rest Now Try The Best, Best in the north,
fg image origin:
flickr, stumbled upon image on a forum
sound origin:
google search
|
| ?(nsfw) Come together, right now, over me |
Moodvayne |
(2.00) |
3,643 |
2007-08-13 |
|
description:
NSFW is all I can say
domain:
Comeoverme
site text:
Come together // Right now // Over me
keywords:
Come, together, right, now, over, me, porn, nsfw, moodvayne
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Limewire + Edits
|
| ?Otacon is Staying Alive with Snake and Raiden |
Pixlez |
(2.00) |
2,006 |
2008-11-11 |
|
description:
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a womans man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, Ive been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now its all right. its ok.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The new york
domain:
otaconalive
keywords:
Otacon, snake, Metal gera, Raiden, ladies man, bee gees
fg image origin:
Metal Gear Soild 2
sound origin:
Bee Gees - Staying Alive
|
| ?Kevin Federline admits being gay |
tesseraktik |
(2.00) |
1,231 |
2010-07-27 |
|
description:
They tried doing a Turing test with Kevin Federline. That's why fishbot now has human right.
domain:
bringensiemirFAGerlein
keywords:
Federline, Weird Al, Yankovic, gay
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQd9jWYZky0
Wikipedia
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQd9jWYZky0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
|
| ?(nsfw) help, help you gotta help me right now |
donniedoritos |
(2.00) |
1,548 |
2004-09-28 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
helpme
site text:
HELP, YOU GOTTA // HELP ME // RIGHT NOW
sound origin:
|
|
|
| ?(nsfw) IVE GOT A BIG FUCKING BONER RIGHT ... |
illmatic |
(2.00) |
2,813 |
2005-03-26 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
b0n4r
site text:
IVE GOT A // BIG FUCKING // BONER RIGHT NOW!
sound origin:
|
| ?Man, I could go for a... |
VaginaCoastGuard |
(2.00) |
1,073 |
2005-03-30 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
manicouldgofora
site text:
POWERFUCK // RIGHT // NOW
sound origin:
|
| ?MARY TYLER MOORE FIND A CURE FOR DIA... |
siegfriedowns |
(2.00) |
1,249 |
2006-02-13 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
marytylermooresucks
site text:
// CURE DIABETES RIGHT NOW //
keywords:
mary,tyler,moore,sucks
sound origin:
|
| ?(nsfw) Blowing you right now |
blumps |
(2.00) |
555 |
2016-03-07 |
|
description:
Its Pete
domain:
fimaz
site text:
BLOWING YOU // RIGHT // NOW!
fg image origin:
Fima, l4d2
sound origin:
Fima
|
| ?GameFAQs users are gay |
nobuyuki |
(2.03) |
2,035 |
2004-05-23 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
gfu
site text:
THAT'S RIGHT // I SAID IT! // NOW GET A LIFE
sound origin:
|
| ?300 Butt I Poop From There |
kanks |
(2.05) |
3,455 |
2007-03-22 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
buttipoop
site text:
Not // Right Now // You Don't
fg image origin:
300 Gratuitous Sex Scene
sound origin:
795141 (md5 60690e01cb21de8c661a90b6dbe1bf87)
|
| ?5 me |
lama |
(2.05) |
602 |
2006-02-12 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
fiveme
site text:
Just Give Me a 5 // We must stop downvoting // right here right now
sound origin:
|
| ?WATCH OUT MAN |
Darthmario |
(2.09) |
1,184 |
2006-08-22 |
|
description:
UH LET'S SEE I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW
domain:
watchoutdave
site text:
WATCH OUT MAN! // //
keywords:
dave star wars car crash gamelife watch out man
sound origin:
|
| ?(nsfw) Hot zelda lesbian hentai |
omgomgomg |
(2.11) |
17,498 |
2007-03-02 |
|
description:
so hot I'm gonna go jack off to it right now.
domain:
zeldalesbian
site text:
HOT // HENTAI // LESBIANS
keywords:
Link, Zelda, hentai, lesbian, dickgirl, billy idol, rebel yell
fg image origin:
hentaipalm.com
sound origin:
oot - temple of time
|
| ?Gman's having a wonderful time |
longrod |
(2.13) |
1,299 |
2007-07-24 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
gmansstupid
site text:
i so want to be him right now // //
keywords:
gman, costruct, can, chair, gmod, naruto, dino, cheese
fg image origin:
my own
sound origin:
ytmnd
|
| ?Meanwhile, inside Tom Cruise's psyche.... |
Ugly |
(2.14) |
1,432 |
2006-05-19 |
|
description:
What is going inside of Tom Cruise's head RIGHT NOW!
domain:
cruisebrain
keywords:
Tom Cruise, Couch jump, jumping, speed boy, oprah, one year too late
sound origin:
|
| ?Dan |
sgtzacch |
(2.14) |
578 |
2007-01-31 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Dan-cant-hear-me
site text:
Can you hear me now // o yea thats right // you can't hear
sound origin:
|
| ?Mark Hamill's Big Chance |
Zebonka |
(2.14) |
1,622 |
2006-03-17 |
|
description:
Yeah that's right. He's been put out to pasture... now he's back in the business with a British Person. MALCOLM MACDOWELL.
The fanfare is from Full Throttle.
domain:
hamillluckyday
site text:
Mark Hamill... // this is your lucky day. //
keywords:
mark hamill, malcolm macdowell, lucky day, promotion
fg image origin:
Wing Commander
sound origin:
Wing Commander, Full Throttle.
|
| ?My wallpaper wins |
conman16x |
(2.17) |
1,690 |
2005-08-14 |
|
description:
simply the best wallpaper ever.
domain:
bestbackgroundevar
site text:
WHEEEEE!!! // //
keywords:
gizzing cock, cock, gizz, gizzing, penis, cum, cumming, dick, jizz, jizzing, splooge
fg image origin:
gizz.gif
sound origin:
only music i can think of right now
|
| ?Shawn Kemp... |
chargehim40 |
(2.17) |
1,082 |
2006-10-05 |
|
description:
Lister Blister
domain:
kempowns
site text:
Shawn // Kemp // Owns
keywords:
Shawn, Kemp, owns
fg image origin:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i27.photobucket.co
sound origin:
Van Halen-Right Now
|
| ?lol school filters |
DaG |
(2.17) |
1,416 |
2006-11-09 |
|
description:
proxy servers own
domain:
lolproxyserversown
fg image origin:
screenshot
sound origin:
(only sound on this comp right now lol)
|