| ?BEAUTIFUL DAWN |
tommyyrawr |
(5.00) |
438 |
2016-03-02 |
|
description:
hillo
domain:
BEAUTIFULDAWN
site text:
BEAUTIFUL PORN // BLOWING MY TRUNK // AGAIN
fg image origin:
made myself
bg image origin:
made myself
sound origin:
youtube.com
|
| ?Barney Presents His Cock |
RetardedBarney |
(5.00) |
1,878 |
2017-11-02 |
|
description:
Barney has a super suprise 4u
domain:
bigbarneydick
site text:
AND NOW // BARNEY'S COCK //
keywords:
barney,gay,sex,porn,xxx,penis,watersports
fg image origin:
peen
sound origin:
peen
|
| ?(nsfw) Coq Noir |
geegee |
(5.00) |
1,850 |
2019-03-31 |
|
description:
Le Black Cawk ho ho ho ho!
domain:
leblackcawk
keywords:
black,porn,dick sucking,Sakura Wars,french
fg image origin:
Lexington Steele
sound origin:
Sakura Wars 3
|
| ?Picard has no patience for porn |
fearcondom |
(4.71) |
338,653 |
2011-09-16 |
|
description:
get on with it
domain:
ohcomeon
keywords:
star trek,picard,porn,come,cum,ytmnd
fg image origin:
STTNG
sound origin:
STTNG + pron
|
| ?full Worf Song |
PatrickStewart |
(4.68) |
28,269 |
2016-10-31 |
|
description:
I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.
domain:
fullworfsong
site text:
I AM WORF // SON OF MOGH //
keywords:
Worf,song,TNG,son,of,Mogh
fg image origin:
Worf
sound origin:
Son Of Mogh
|
| ?British people's terrible secret |
Winston |
(4.67) |
2,823 |
2007-02-02 |
|
description:
British people like poop secks.
domain:
hehemanchester
keywords:
scat, porn, UK, Princess, Diana
fg image origin:
Google Trends
sound origin:
South Park
|
| ?The most powerful oven ever. |
RescueRanger |
(4.65) |
188,933 |
2007-08-13 |
|
description:
My oven pwns yours
(see ovenofpowernewmodel.ytmnd.com for orchestrated music)
domain:
ovenofpower
keywords:
oven, stop time, power, time, stop, microwave, household appliances, kiddy porn, oven of power
fg image origin:
My oven
sound origin:
Chrono Trigger
|
| ?the pianist |
fearcondom |
(4.64) |
74,828 |
2009-02-13 |
|
description:
potent pulsing painful pounding passionate piano porn
domain:
thepianist
fg image origin:
porn clip + piano pic
sound origin:
Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.1
|
| ?Color ME YTMND 2.1.1 (updated) |
madDogSoldier |
(4.64) |
18,925 |
2014-11-28 |
|
description:
fad comps are still hilarious. new updates to hopefully help get OVER 9000 hits, because I did not forget Poland, the X-citing art of Dave Cockrum or the tragic sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Now includes: mangione, jurassic park brachiosaurus, bush, poland, polend, kaz hirai, lando, danson, epic pacard, baron lasers, horswarz, arnold, kirby, pee wee hermit, slim jim, snoop nye the slam guy, scrooge mcduck, king leonidas, eminem's mom's spaghetti, giant enemy crab, luthor wrong, l ron hubbard, scientology, will smith, cookie monster, the internet is for porn, dr l33t, bipft, hooker boots, shoe on head, snape kills dumbledore, HTPAT, DTMB, I can break these cuffs, 4chan, max, spiderman stole that guys p1zz4, keyboard cat in space, moon man, kramer, shepard psa, marv, spider, harry potter, dramatic breakup letter, uncle phil, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, grover tragedy, oscar, garbage day, billy v koen, matlab, nigga stole my lightcycle, mooninites, shopping cart, over 9000, chocolate, willy wonka, spongebob squarepants, patrick, rainbow stalin, master of nothing, chad warden, ps triple space fucker, hippo, dave cockrum
large version:
http://maddogsoldier.deviantart.com/art/Color-ME-YTMND-2-1-1-499366290
domain:
colorit2x1
keywords:
color,cartoon,comic,art,drawing,pen,ink,reunion,danson,lando
fg image origin:
I drew it
sound origin:
Cool Ball Remix by AskAak? Anyway, the first song that nutnics used for the 1st release of http://colorit.ytmnd.com
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| ?(nsfw) That is not a sausage... |
PlatformerMastah |
(4.61) |
55,002 |
2007-01-28 |
|
description:
Porn girl sets the record straight.
domain:
thatsnotasausage
fg image origin:
Some weird porn video + NBC
sound origin:
Porn + NBC
|
| ?(nsfw) Octopus's Garden |
bbaldwin |
(4.60) |
4,147 |
2007-01-30 |
|
description:
Looks like the octopus got into somebody else's garden this time....
domain:
octopussgarden
keywords:
octopus garden porn hentai tentacle rape boobs tits naked nude beastiality
fg image origin:
http://pharyngula.org/images/
sound origin:
The Beatles + bbaldwin edit
|
| ?Baby Chewys Orders Some Ritz Bits |
Famery-Gai |
(4.56) |
2,744 |
2016-12-19 |
|
description:
ah lawl law, this is shut the fuck up hows
domain:
notsteakhouse
keywords:
24 hour facebook ban,porn,poopchaka,teh wooki,baby chewys,ritz bits and cigarettes,get off of my front porch
fg image origin:
baby chewbacca goes lol this is steak hows and smokes cigarettes
sound origin:
Star Swords: Rose Won - A Star Swords Adventure
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| ?(nsfw) United States of But I Poop From There |
jobesjo |
(4.56) |
72,461 |
2007-01-22 |
|
description:
United States of but i poop from there
domain:
usofbutipoopfromthere
site text:
// But I Poop From There //
keywords:
but i poop from there, but, i, poop, from, there, lol, lmao, rofl, lmfao, funny, ytmnd, porn, sex, pron, united states, lian, lynch
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
My united states of whatever
|
| ?No Porn for Riker (THE quasi-original site) |
Arktis |
(4.53) |
102,760 |
2006-07-22 |
|
description:
:( Poor Riker can't watch the porno.
Stop whining now, Silenoz. ;)
domain:
rikercantwatchit
site text:
// // :'(
keywords:
Riker,porn,sad,looking bad,tng,star trek
fg image origin:
Star Trek TNG + The Gimp
sound origin:
Old Hulk T.V. Show
|
|
|
| ?Picard Interrupted |
fearcondom |
(4.50) |
24,734 |
2010-07-13 |
|
description:
Picard is slowly begining to realize that a porno shoot is no place to catch up on his Ulysses
domain:
picardpornshoot
keywords:
picard, porn, ejaculation, bothered, book, reading, orgasm
fg image origin:
star trek
sound origin:
porno
|
| ?REALITY COMPROMISED. |
discountallinformati |
(4.50) |
1,891 |
2006-06-30 |
|
description:
If I have to renter this sh*t again I am going nuts
domain:
thehatemailhasbeenengaged
site text:
REALITY COMPROMISED // THE HATE MAIL HAS BEEN // ENGAGED.
keywords:
I hate jpgs, Eric Bauman sucks, I rock, eat at Joe's, nobody likes you
fg image origin:
PrtScrn+CTRL+V
sound origin:
A site that now hosts porn.
|
| ?Fill in the Blanks |
BeatboxBill |
(4.50) |
9,931 |
2009-04-26 |
|
description:
Blank my Blank, Geraldo Rivera, Fox News Porn
domain:
madlibs
keywords:
Blank my Blank, Geraldo Rivera, Fox News Porn
fg image origin:
Google Images, Paint
sound origin:
Fox News Porn
|
| ?SHEENTMND: That's how I roll |
coyotemoon722 |
(4.50) |
4,133 |
2011-03-02 |
|
description:
7 gram rocks
domain:
notwinning
keywords:
charlie, sheen, roll, I, how, gram, porn, hookers
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM
|
| ?(nsfw) BONK |
maxman22 |
(4.50) |
1,389 |
2018-02-25 |
|
description:
bOiNk BoNk
domain:
inspectorbonk
site text:
BOINK // BONK // bibbitybonk
keywords:
bonk,boink,inspector,inspector gadget,tf2,team fortress 2,scout,porn
fg image origin:
It's the dead anime girl from that anime game with the book club
bg image origin:
It's a line from that anime game with the book club
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE
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| ?How's the steak Gordon? |
maxman22 |
(4.50) |
1,039 |
2018-03-13 |
|
description:
Fucking delicious
domain:
fuckingdelicious
keywords:
gordon ramsay ,kitchen nightmares,hotel hell,memes,porn,steamed hams,funny,dank meme
fg image origin:
A picture of Gordon Ramsay
bg image origin:
I literally googled delicious steak.
sound origin:
Gordon Ramsay's fillet steak recipe
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| ?6/64: L337 Octopus |
DarthWang |
(4.50) |
2,002 |
2021-06-04 |
|
description:
I probably should have given up on this one way earlier, but for some reason I just kept trying to make it work.
Also obligatory funny description: IT'S AN OCTOPUS FROM A GAME FROM JAPAN GETTING LAID SO IT'S TENTACLE PORN LOL!
domain:
completefuckingaudiomess
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
UnL337ed (wait, since this is a new series, are we still doing this citation gag?)
sound origin:
UnL337ed (wait, since this is a new series, are we still doing this citation gag?)
|
| ?Carmina Burana, alternate lyrics |
orolo |
(4.49) |
303,706 |
2008-02-18 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
carmina
keywords:
carl orff, carmina burana, classical music, salsa cookies, gonorrhea, hentai, boobs, scientology, 4chan, porn
fg image origin:
all
sound origin:
Carl Orff
|
| ?OMG boxing |
sweathat |
(4.47) |
6,021 |
2006-09-19 |
|
description:
Boxing the way it should be
domain:
punchzooooooot
site text:
Punch the // boobs for // god's sakes!
keywords:
boobs, tits, hooters, boobies, punch, boxing, sex, porn, bitch, weird, perverse, rocky, eye of the tiger
fg image origin:
www.mazdamp3.com
sound origin:
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
|
| ?Weirdest porno dialog ever... |
nuge16 |
(4.46) |
24,776 |
2010-08-29 |
|
description:
This porno really has some weird dialog before the action starts. Class A actors!
domain:
hansen
keywords:
porno, porn, seat, mgmt, kids
fg image origin:
Guess
sound origin:
MGMT - KIDS
|
| ?(nsfw) But I poop from there, Alex! |
Mrzip |
(4.45) |
1,983 |
2020-05-04 |
|
description:
Alex wants to eat her ass, but she poops from there
domain:
ipopfromtherealex
site text:
But I poop from there! // //
fg image origin:
Screenshot of a porn from the 90's
bg image origin:
Screenshot of a porn from the 90's
sound origin:
Alex Jones of InfoWars
|
| ?Still Waiting For NSFW Site Functionality |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.45) |
1,166 |
2023-08-31 |
|
description:
I have pseudo-porn to look at, Max.
domain:
wimpyasskidsormentalretards
keywords:
get a bucket of chicken and coleslaw
fg image origin:
Go on down to Broaster and get a bucket of chicken, mashed potatoes and some coleslaw.
bg image origin:
I'm getting the band back together.
sound origin:
8================================D
|
| ?Conancopter & The Hoff skyrace |
TjenTang |
(4.45) |
17,485 |
2006-07-19 |
|
description:
Hoff from http://kidslikehasselhof.ytmnd.com/ gets in a race in the skys with Conancopter from http://conancopterflies.ytmnd.com/
domain:
ConanHoffSkyrace
keywords:
Conan O'Brien, David Hasselhoff, race, KMFDM, WWIII
fg image origin:
http://kidslikehasselhof.ytmnd.com/ + conancopter
sound origin:
WWIII - KMFDM + seagull-type porn noises
|
| ?Milkshake man |
tonytonka |
(4.44) |
575 |
2025-05-16 |
|
description:
This song got eliminated in the Eurovision Song Contest last night. Just..how!? :'(
domain:
milkeshakeman
site text:
I can tell // you want a taste // of the milkshake man
keywords:
milkshake,australia,gojo,man,porn,go-jo,eurovision
fg image origin:
Eurovision Song Contest 2025 - Semi 2
sound origin:
Go-Jo - Milkshake Man
|
| ?(nsfw) Geordi Goes Through Data's Things |
FatHistorian |
(4.44) |
14,796 |
2011-03-31 |
|
description:
Thinking Data is dead, Geordi goes through his things.
domain:
datasstash
keywords:
Data, porn, Geordi, Star Trek
fg image origin:
Star Trek TNG-The Most Toys
sound origin:
Star Trek TNG-The Most Toys
|
| ?R.I.P. Weed |
colewashere |
(4.43) |
11,252 |
2007-04-18 |
|
description:
weed died.
domain:
onoesweedz
keywords:
weed,smoke,porn,grave
fg image origin:
A pic from a cemetry i took
sound origin:
RIP
|