| ?Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal |
ryanmontana |
(4.40) |
43,303 |
2008-11-24 |
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description:
IMO, Steve should've added a figure four leglock to the end of this move. I guess this will do.
domain:
screaminseagal
keywords:
In the true spirit of commercialism, this site was submitted one month early.
fg image origin:
Hard To Kill + edits
sound origin:
Hard To Kill
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| ?Steven Controls His Own Destiny |
Gator-McClusky |
(4.33) |
1,376 |
2010-11-20 |
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description:
Steven needs himself. Steven is holding out for himself 'til the end of the night. Steven is strong. Steven is fast. Steven is fresh from the fight. Steven needs himself. Steven is holding out for himself 'til the morning light. Steven is sure. Steven is soon. Steven is larger than life.
domain:
seagalsummoner
site text:
Superior Attitude // //
keywords:
steven seagal, hero
fg image origin:
Hard to Kill
bg image origin:
Hard to Kill
sound origin:
"I Need a Hero", by Bonnie Tyler
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| ?(nsfw) Seagal Must Choose |
willem138 |
(4.32) |
5,716 |
2009-07-20 |
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description:
Weird scene in On Deadly Ground where Seagal must choose between a naked chick and an old woman with a maraca
domain:
seagalmustchoose
keywords:
Steven Seagal, Seagal, On Deadly Ground, Touch Me,
fg image origin:
On Deadly Ground
sound origin:
Nightmare On Elm Street 2
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| ?Seagal plays laser tag |
fearcondom |
(4.29) |
13,009 |
2011-06-13 |
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description:
Sometimes a man has to shoot some kids in the face to get answers
domain:
seagaltag
keywords:
steven seagal, kindergarten cop, laser, kids, class, suspense, fearcondom
fg image origin:
marked for death + kindergarten cop
sound origin:
stock
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| ?ARTMND: Steven Chagall |
SilverDollar |
(4.26) |
7,408 |
2009-03-16 |
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description:
We need some culture around this place.
domain:
chagall
keywords:
Art F*g, Steven Seagal, ARTMND
fg image origin:
The Guggenheim
sound origin:
Brandenburg Concerto # 3 in Lee Majors
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| ?Seagal Spy Diverz |
chrisj787 |
(4.19) |
1,544 |
2010-10-16 |
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description:
seagal can dive
domain:
diverz
keywords:
steven seagal, seagal, diver, diverz
fg image origin:
max's backyard pool
sound origin:
arcade fire meets james bond
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| ?Steven Seagal isn't impressed |
City |
(4.17) |
10,922 |
2010-03-05 |
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description:
Out for Justice (1991)
domain:
sirenwannafuckchchchhahahaha
fg image origin:
wanna fuck?
sound origin:
no ma'am
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| ?A Flock of Seagals II |
mistertug |
(4.13) |
7,938 |
2009-03-07 |
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description:
New and Improved!
domain:
flockofseagalsii
keywords:
80s, steven seagal, flock of seagulls
fg image origin:
Flock of Seagulls "I Ran" + Google Image
sound origin:
Flock of Seagulls "I Ran"
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| ?Starring Steven Seagal |
Gravijar |
(4.13) |
5,635 |
2010-03-12 |
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description:
That's it.
domain:
starringstevenseagal
keywords:
steven seagal, lol
fg image origin:
MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE
sound origin:
SWOOOOSH
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| ?Steven Seagal slaps a guy across a room! |
SpoonyOne |
(4.12) |
10,031 |
2006-01-12 |
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description:
Steven Seagal double-backhand slaps a dude across an entire room in "Belly of the Beast!"
domain:
seagalslap
site text:
Can // Chuck Norris // Do THIS?
keywords:
steven seagal, chuck norris, Belly of the Beast, modest mouse, float on, seagal, chuck, norris, FTW
fg image origin:
Belly of the Beast
sound origin:
Modest Mouse - Float On
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| ?Steven Seagal: Badass Extraordinaire |
wisdumcube |
(4.10) |
7,117 |
2009-03-31 |
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description:
what you see when he has chosen not to kill you
domain:
segal-on-a-boat-in-thailand
site text:
// ._. //
keywords:
steven, seagal, stupid, site, belly, of, the, beast
fg image origin:
a rare moment where seagal isn't killing everything in sight
sound origin:
Mahito Yokota - Chase The Rabbits
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| ?Latarian Strikes Again |
amindlessidiot |
(4.09) |
10,236 |
2008-07-04 |
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description:
Starring Steven Seagal, Latarian Milton, Pacard in a dread cap, Grandma, and Ted White.
domain:
markedfordumpy
keywords:
seagal, latarian, grandma's car, epic
fg image origin:
Marked For Death + News
sound origin:
Walmark
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| ?Seagal Hates Glass |
fearcondom |
(4.07) |
4,692 |
2011-06-04 |
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description:
You're next
domain:
seagalsmash
keywords:
steven seagal, smash, above the law, glass, dreadlocks
fg image origin:
smash face
sound origin:
through glass
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| ?Oogh Augh Ah Ooo |
kodozes |
(4.07) |
5,957 |
2009-07-30 |
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description:
Ooh, Ahh, Ah-Ooo
domain:
stevenseagalisoutforjustice
keywords:
steven seagal stephen segal out for justice
fg image origin:
out for justice
sound origin:
out for justice
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| ?oww hurr *crunch* heh hahh hmm |
amindlessidiot |
(4.05) |
6,058 |
2009-12-02 |
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description:
Stevens Seagal's lawman premieres tonight at 10/9C on A&E
domain:
lawman
keywords:
lawman, steven seagal, seagal, cruncherz, blah blah blah, website
fg image origin:
Steven Seagal
sound origin:
Out of Reach
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| ?There Ain't Nobody Upstairs! |
drew00c |
(4.05) |
10,362 |
2007-12-02 |
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description:
Steven Seagal's finest character acting ever captured on film. also, http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
domain:
nobodyupstairs
site text:
...YOU COULDA KILLED // SOMEBODY UPSTAIRS! //
keywords:
steven seagal, seagal, out for justice, upstairs
fg image origin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
sound origin:
Out for Justice (1991)
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| ?FUNKYTMND: Steven Seagal |
Squid-Inc |
(4.00) |
1,870 |
2007-02-21 |
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description:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://littedragon.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/guitar2.jpg.w560h840.jpg&imgrefurl=http://littedragon.tripod.com/id6.html&h=840&w=560&sz=74&hl=en&start=5&tbnid
domain:
FUNKYTMND-Seagal
keywords:
Squid in a Bag, Squid, Steven Seagal, Steven, Seagal, Funk, FUNKYTMND, Spybreak, Spy, Break
fg image origin:
See Description.
sound origin:
Propellerheads - Spybreak
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| ?Seagal validates your manhood |
SilverDollar |
(4.00) |
1,527 |
2009-03-10 |
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description:
I'm OK, you're OK.
domain:
Validated
keywords:
Pep Talk, Big Balls, Steven Seagal
fg image origin:
Seagal-On Deadly Ground
sound origin:
Seagal-On Deadly Ground + AC/DC
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| ?Steven Seagal can fly! |
bobby-guapo |
(4.00) |
4,073 |
2010-06-30 |
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description:
Up, Up, and Away.
domain:
flystevenseagullfly
keywords:
steven seagal, fly, spy
fg image origin:
http://sliderz.ytmnd.com + excruciating edits
bg image origin:
City Skyline
sound origin:
Arcade Fire - Wake Up
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| ?PL3453 D4NC3 W17H P1ZZ4 GUY |
BTVagrant |
(3.97) |
2,765 |
2007-02-23 |
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description:
7H3 54G4 C0NT1NU35
domain:
p1zz4d4nc3
keywords:
P1ZZ4,P1ZZ45,P1ZZ4 GUY,WH04,Steven Seagal,Dance
fg image origin:
[site seagaldance:site] + P1ZZ45
sound origin:
[site seagaldance:site] + P1ZZ45
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| ?A Flock Of Seagals |
mistertug |
(3.91) |
3,353 |
2009-02-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
flockofseagals
keywords:
steven, seagal, flock, seagulls, 80s, music, sh*tty, movies, bands
fg image origin:
mistertug@gmail.com
sound origin:
Flock of Seagulls - "I Ran"
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| ?Steven Seagal Discovers YTMND |
drew00c |
(3.89) |
3,421 |
2006-09-17 |
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description:
...Seagal's steely resolve fails him when he finds out he doesn't stack up to the other action stars.
domain:
seagaldiscovers
keywords:
steven seagal, steven, seagal, discovers, ytmnd
fg image origin:
photoshopped + Above the Law
sound origin:
American Beauty Sndtrk
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| ?What is Steven Seagal talking about? |
ChuckNorris1 |
(3.86) |
6,878 |
2005-08-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
seagaltheirmuslims
site text:
What's that suppose to mean // //
keywords:
Steven Seagal, Seagal
sound origin:
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| ?Please Dance with Steven Seagal |
tshu |
(3.86) |
9,987 |
2006-06-23 |
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description:
Steven Seagal dancing to his own song entitled "Dance" from his album.
domain:
seagaldance
keywords:
steven, seagal, dance, polly, stiller, connery
fg image origin:
Along Came Polly
sound origin:
Steven Seagal - Dance.mp3
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| ?Steven Seagal's War On Balls |
rondertaker |
(3.80) |
3,596 |
2008-05-22 |
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description:
i stole this idea from http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern
buy his book about steven seagal!
domain:
waronballs
keywords:
steven seagal, seagal, balls
fg image origin:
Urban Justice & Outlaw Vern
sound origin:
Acid Junkies Cover of Iron Maiden's Wrathchild
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| ?Farwell To ARM |
RunLolaRUn |
(3.75) |
5,655 |
2006-02-09 |
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description:
another victum of steven seagal
domain:
Farwell2arm
site text:
feels like it's // still // there
keywords:
a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,m,z
fg image origin:
into the sun
sound origin:
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| ?Steven Seagal saves the world |
vanillaice |
(3.67) |
4,035 |
2005-11-24 |
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description:
Steven seagal preaching
domain:
stevenseagalsavestheworld
site text:
// Tell the truth, brother //
fg image origin:
On Deadly Ground
sound origin:
On Deadly Ground
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| ?Steven Seagal And His Weiner |
ErnieHudsonInABra |
(3.67) |
1,192 |
2009-08-29 |
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description:
Steven Seagal sells hot dogs.
domain:
stevenseagalsweiner
keywords:
Steven Seagal, Out For Justice, hot dog, weiner
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
Out For Justice
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| ?GAYTMND: Steven Seagal gets into a Slap Fight |
thehappybirthday |
(3.67) |
1,324 |
2012-01-16 |
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description:
Slappin ya slappin ya 'cause you're disrespecting me!
domain:
stevenseagalslapfight
keywords:
steven seagal,slap fight
fg image origin:
A Dangerous Man
sound origin:
Shut Up and Sleep with Me
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| ?Seagal likes to play rough |
airbornebryan |
(3.67) |
3,576 |
2006-06-24 |
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description:
The one sided fight between Gino Felino and Richie Madano from the classic Out for Justice
domain:
seagalsm
keywords:
steven, seagal, fight, violence, out, for, justice, hard, to, kill, throw, richie
fg image origin:
Out for Justice
sound origin:
Huey Lewis & The News- Do you believe in love
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